Smoked venison?

You're doing it wrong.

I remember the good old days when you could steal cigarettes from deer. What a crazy, mixed-up world we live in.

I also like stealing hand grenades from crows. They're armed, you know.
/Kablam!

Deer are so cute.

I'd walk a mile for a deer.

That was one seriously nic'ing deer.

Deer Attacks Man,

Sorry it's been so long since I last wrote you....

But was he smoking lights or full flavor? That's some fine reporting.

\they are in the rut and highly unpredictabe. Give them space.

Yes, I know, wrong animal.

/smoking will kill you

Amy Farrah Fowler seen looking nervously over her shoulders.

/Ricky's a bit of an ass

DiRF: I also like stealing hand grenades from crows. They're armed, you know.

Yeah, but they're so drunk they're only really dangerous to themselves!

RobSeace: DiRF: I also like stealing hand grenades from crows. They're armed, you know.

Yeah, but they're so drunk they're only really dangerous to themselves!

What kind of world do we live in where alcoholic birds can get grenades but I need a permit for a permit 22 short?

AverageAmericanGuy: Deer are so cute.

And tasty

fappomatic: \they are in the rut and highly unpredictabe. Give them space.

Fark that. Get in your stand, be still and shoot 'em as they come by. Well, that's what I do.

/remember, if you see a doe hauling ass by you, wait as there is more than likely a big ole buck chasing her

Deer are not elk... Even during the rut. Stock photo fail.

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Porous Horace: I'd walk a mile for a deer.

I'd walk a mile for a deer in the woods.
Need my smokes! Need my smokes!
Can you build a deer blind-0?
Thunder bolts and lightning
the warden's trying to frighten me!

KingKauff: AverageAmericanGuy: Deer are so cute.

And tasty

fappomatic: \they are in the rut and highly unpredictabe. Give them space.

Fark that. Get in your stand, be still and shoot 'em as they come by. Well, that's what I do.

/remember, if you see a doe hauling ass by you, wait as there is more than likely a big ole buck chasing her

That's how I put an 8pt in the freezer with a bow. Now we're into shotgun season and running dogs. Running does means the dogs are doing their jobs.

\don't judge me
\\meat hunter

Could have been worse

That happened to me and we'd be having venison for dinner... Bambi can take my Marlboros from my cold, dead hands.

Don't tase me doe?

Go away, deer. You're not a camel. You don't even have humps.