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   Deer attacks man, steals his cigarettes. The roles of hunter and prey have been officially bucked

21 Nov 2012 06:55 AM   |   2874 clicks   |   RamblingBeachCat.com
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
Smoked venison?

You're doing it wrong.

21 Nov 2012 06:46 AM
DiRF     
I remember the good old days when you could steal cigarettes from deer. What a crazy, mixed-up world we live in.

I also like stealing hand grenades from crows. They're armed, you know.
/Kablam!

21 Nov 2012 06:59 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Deer are so cute.

21 Nov 2012 07:02 AM
Porous Horace     
I'd walk a mile for a deer.

21 Nov 2012 07:04 AM
yousaywut     
That was one seriously nic'ing deer.

21 Nov 2012 07:08 AM
adm_crunch     
Deer Attacks Man,

Sorry it's been so long since I last wrote you....

21 Nov 2012 07:11 AM
fappomatic     
But was he smoking lights or full flavor? That's some fine reporting.

\they are in the rut and highly unpredictabe. Give them space.

21 Nov 2012 07:12 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     
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Yes, I know, wrong animal.

21 Nov 2012 07:16 AM
Onkel Buck     
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/smoking will kill you

21 Nov 2012 07:18 AM
danno_to_infinity     
Amy Farrah Fowler seen looking nervously over her shoulders.

/Ricky's a bit of an ass

21 Nov 2012 07:21 AM
RobSeace    [TotalFark]  

DiRF: I also like stealing hand grenades from crows. They're armed, you know.


Yeah, but they're so drunk they're only really dangerous to themselves!

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21 Nov 2012 07:34 AM
big pig peaches     

RobSeace: DiRF: I also like stealing hand grenades from crows. They're armed, you know.

Yeah, but they're so drunk they're only really dangerous to themselves!


What kind of world do we live in where alcoholic birds can get grenades but I need a permit for a permit 22 short?

21 Nov 2012 08:00 AM
KingKauff    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: Deer are so cute.


And tasty

fappomatic: \they are in the rut and highly unpredictabe. Give them space.


Fark that. Get in your stand, be still and shoot 'em as they come by. Well, that's what I do.

/remember, if you see a doe hauling ass by you, wait as there is more than likely a big ole buck chasing her

21 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
BlowPopGirl     
Deer are not elk... Even during the rut. Stock photo fail.

21 Nov 2012 08:24 AM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  

21 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste     

Porous Horace: I'd walk a mile for a deer.


I'd walk a mile for a deer in the woods.
Need my smokes! Need my smokes!
Can you build a deer blind-0?
Thunder bolts and lightning
the warden's trying to frighten me!

21 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
fappomatic     

KingKauff: AverageAmericanGuy: Deer are so cute.

And tasty

fappomatic: \they are in the rut and highly unpredictabe. Give them space.

Fark that. Get in your stand, be still and shoot 'em as they come by. Well, that's what I do.

/remember, if you see a doe hauling ass by you, wait as there is more than likely a big ole buck chasing her


That's how I put an 8pt in the freezer with a bow. Now we're into shotgun season and running dogs. Running does means the dogs are doing their jobs.

\don't judge me
\\meat hunter

21 Nov 2012 09:25 AM
Nickster79    [TotalFark]  
Could have been worse

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21 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
WarszawaScream     
That happened to me and we'd be having venison for dinner... Bambi can take my Marlboros from my cold, dead hands.

21 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
ranfour     
Don't tase me doe?

21 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
Isildur     
Go away, deer. You're not a camel. You don't even have humps.

21 Nov 2012 09:15 PM
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