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   Having used up all the cool monikers, the FBI is now referring to their latest wanted bank robber as the "Thou Shalt Not Steal Bandit"

21 Nov 2012 07:31 AM   |   1590 clicks   |   AZ Family
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Shadow Blasko    [TotalFark]  
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21 Nov 2012 07:39 AM
Yea, they could have given some reason for such a stupid name. I think the Dark Hole Bandit would have been a better choice.

21 Nov 2012 07:46 AM
fruitloop    [TotalFark]  
Who comes up with these names? Are there meetings or does someone just blurt out the first thing they can think of?

This guy robs banks by getting there before the employees. What if we call him "The Early Bird Bandit"?

That's pretty good, but he also cuts holes in the walls of the banks. What about "The Holey Bandit"?

I got it! "The Thou Shalt Not Steal Bandit"! Because he's a holy bandit. Get it? Holy? Holey? Guys?

21 Nov 2012 07:46 AM
HighlanderRPI    [TotalFark]  
Does that make Eric Holder the "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Killer"?

21 Nov 2012 07:48 AM
Uh, shouldn't that be the "Thou shalt not not steal bandit"? You know, since he steals, and all?

21 Nov 2012 07:48 AM
phaseolus    [TotalFark]  
Is his name "Pulsifer"?

21 Nov 2012 07:49 AM
Joe boater     
I would prefer 'the authoritative, calm and reassuring motorcycle jacket wearing fake sticks of dynamite using para-military trained guy that should not but does take your well earned money bandit'.

21 Nov 2012 07:58 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons    [TotalFark]  
At least he's not the 'covet thy neighbors ox' thief

21 Nov 2012 08:00 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
I think I've seen this movie. Don't trust the woman. She's crazy.

21 Nov 2012 08:02 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  
Here's a police sketch. It's only a matter of time now.

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21 Nov 2012 08:04 AM

phaseolus: Is his name "Pulsifer"?

Damn you, I wanted to make the first Good Omens reference!

21 Nov 2012 08:06 AM
Maybe they shouldn't place a bank in a drywall children's fort?

21 Nov 2012 08:06 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
You know who else used up a moniker?

Chandler Bing, that's who.

21 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
Don't these banks have motion detectors?

21 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
The FBI is promoting religion!!! STOP IT!!!

21 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
phaseolus    [TotalFark]  

Grungehamster: phaseolus: Is his name "Pulsifer"?

Damn you, I wanted to make the first Good Omens reference!

There's a "how old is the Earth" thread over in the Politics Tab...

21 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
Was "The Hedgehog" taken?

21 Nov 2012 11:57 AM

quokka70: Was "The Hedgehog" taken?

Right after "Wet Bandits".

21 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
i upped my meds-up yours     
Thou shiat not steaal!

22 Nov 2012 05:53 AM
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