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Yea, they could have given some reason for such a stupid name. I think the Dark Hole Bandit would have been a better choice.

Who comes up with these names? Are there meetings or does someone just blurt out the first thing they can think of?

This guy robs banks by getting there before the employees. What if we call him "The Early Bird Bandit"?

That's pretty good, but he also cuts holes in the walls of the banks. What about "The Holey Bandit"?

I got it! "The Thou Shalt Not Steal Bandit"! Because he's a holy bandit. Get it? Holy? Holey? Guys?

Does that make Eric Holder the "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Killer"?

Uh, shouldn't that be the "Thou shalt not not steal bandit"? You know, since he steals, and all?

Is his name "Pulsifer"?

I would prefer 'the authoritative, calm and reassuring motorcycle jacket wearing fake sticks of dynamite using para-military trained guy that should not but does take your well earned money bandit'.

At least he's not the 'covet thy neighbors ox' thief

I think I've seen this movie. Don't trust the woman. She's crazy.

Here's a police sketch. It's only a matter of time now.

phaseolus: Is his name "Pulsifer"?

Damn you, I wanted to make the first Good Omens reference!

Maybe they shouldn't place a bank in a drywall children's fort?

You know who else used up a moniker?

Chandler Bing, that's who.

Don't these banks have motion detectors?

The FBI is promoting religion!!! STOP IT!!!

Grungehamster: phaseolus: Is his name "Pulsifer"?

Damn you, I wanted to make the first Good Omens reference!


There's a "how old is the Earth" thread over in the Politics Tab...

Was "The Hedgehog" taken?

quokka70: Was "The Hedgehog" taken?

Right after "Wet Bandits".

Thou shiat not steaal!