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   Asked why they don't want to wear any clothes, Fox News host Bob Beckel says that San Francisco nudists 'probably gang-banged during (their) childhood'

21 Nov 2012 09:36 AM   |   7563 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Friskya    [TotalFark]  
Why is it that the only people who seem to want to go around naked in public are the ones no one in their right mind would want to see naked anyway?

21 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Friskya: Why is it that the only people who seem to want to go around naked in public are the ones no one in their right mind would want to see naked anyway?


85/15/5 rule....made up my ME!~

85 % of the folks nekked should not be
15 % of the folks that *should* be, aren't.
5% ARE! YAY!!!! (Bow Chika BOIW BOW!)

21 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Why is it the only people with filthy minds are teh bible thumpers who never get naked?

21 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
EZ Writer     
What an impressive concentration of stupid. Truly a remarkable thing, this, Fox News...

21 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
SkunkWerks     
FTA: Under Weiner's proposal...

Yep. I can't really make fun of this article (or the matter it concerns), it's clearly already far deep into self-parody already.

21 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
SkylineRecords     
Nudity was completely legal in San Francisco????? Glad I hadn't made that trip yet.

21 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
TheHappyCanadian     

EZ Writer: What an impressive concentration of stupid. Truly a remarkable thing, this, Fox News...


same goes for the comments on TFA

also, fark autoplay

21 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
Blues Lounger     
Gang-banged as a child = Nudity as an adult?

Ya gotta love it.

21 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
They report, you decide.

21 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
Nana's Vibrator     

ChipNASA: Friskya: Why is it that the only people who seem to want to go around naked in public are the ones no one in their right mind would want to see naked anyway?

85/15/5 rule....made up my ME!~

85 % of the folks nekked should not be
15 % of the folks that *should* be, aren't.
5% ARE! YAY!!!! (Bow Chika BOIW BOW!)


I was told that there would be no math...

21 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  
Nudity=child rape
Women=sluts and abortion
Negroes=welfare and laziness
Latinos=illegal immigration
College students=English majors who just want a handout


This is why you fail, GOP

21 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
rga184     

Nana's Vibrator: ChipNASA: Friskya: Why is it that the only people who seem to want to go around naked in public are the ones no one in their right mind would want to see naked anyway?

85/15/5 rule....made up my ME!~

85 % of the folks nekked should not be
15 % of the folks that *should* be, aren't.
5% ARE! YAY!!!! (Bow Chika BOIW BOW!)

I was told that there would be no math...


He's giving 105%.

21 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
GRCooper     

PC LOAD LETTER: This is why you fail, GOP


Beckel is Fox's token liberal dem.

/just as stupid as the rest of the fox morons, but there you go

21 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
special20    [TotalFark]  

PC LOAD LETTER: Nudity=child rape
Women=sluts and abortion
Negroes=welfare and laziness
Latinos=illegal immigration
College students=English majors who just want a handout

This is why you fail, GOP


Democrats = tax and spend
Liberals = socialist hippies that hate America
Media = has a liberal bias
Fox = Fair and balanced news
Israel = our strongest ally
Whites only = True American values

This is also why you fail, GOP.

21 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
EyeballKid     
This is what passes for a token liberal at Fox News these days.

21 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
Paris1127    [TotalFark]  

SkylineRecords: Nudity was completely legal in San Francisco????? Glad I hadn't made that trip yet.


I'm shocked as well. I knew SF's open-minded, but thought there would be some restrictions.

/got a rude surprise when I took a walk on Baker Beach my last visit to SF: three old nudists, one of them fapping
//got my photos of the Golden Gate Bridge and got the Hell out of there...

21 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
Nana's Vibrator     

PC LOAD LETTER: Nudity=child rape
Women=sluts and abortion
Negroes=welfare and laziness
Latinos=illegal immigration
College students=English majors who just want a handout


This is why you fail, GOP


preaching to the choir. You also forgot to mention that their viewers are out of work white men who lost their jobs to exported jobs or legal immigrants and buy cigarettes and lottery tickets with their unemployment checks.
I hate using anecdotal generalizations, but I have seen it first hand in 2 relatives and a couple of friends.

21 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
Hamptonroadsdelendaest     
Beckel is neither a Bible-thumper nor affiliated with the GOP. Just saying.

21 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
The Irresponsible Captain     

rga184: Nana's Vibrator: ChipNASA: Friskya: Why is it that the only people who seem to want to go around naked in public are the ones no one in their right mind would want to see naked anyway?

85/15/5 rule....made up my ME!~

85 % of the folks nekked should not be
15 % of the folks that *should* be, aren't.
5% ARE! YAY!!!! (Bow Chika BOIW BOW!)

I was told that there would be no math...

He's giving 105%.


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21 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
stonent     

PC LOAD LETTER: Nudity=child rape
Women=sluts and abortion
Negroes=welfare and laziness
Latinos=illegal immigration
College students=English majors who just want a handout


This is why you fail, GOP


Bob is one of the token Democrats on Fox News.

21 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
fireclown     
were the people gangbangers or gangbangees as a youth? It's important to me visualizing the whole thing.

21 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
Flash_NYC     

vudukungfu: Why is it the only people with filthy minds are teh bible thumpers who never get naked?


Um, I'm almost certain that "teh bible thumpers" get naked. They, like most of the rest of civilized society, do it indoors where no one who doesn't want to see it, has to.

OK, so let's review here:

Nativity Scene/Cross in public = Can't look away; preaching; infecting people with Christianity!!!

Menorah, Islam, other religious actions/displays = tolerated and encouraged in the name of Multiculturalism

Public nudism in "Pride" festivals = Hey, if you don't like it, don't look. Get over yourselves.

Wouldn't it be great if the gay people had a "Pride" parade that had them dressed in normal street clothes, that basically said, "We're doctors, police, teachers, etc, and we're just like you". Instead we get the naked, (simulated?) sexual activity, and the blasphemous disrespect of one, and only one religion, (hey, don't want to be anti-semitic or invoke the wrath of the Muslim community - you know how THEY get). It's disheartening to see that the S.F. council, once again, has caved in to a special interest group, rather than the sensibility of the rest of the population.

/note the lack of any religious connotation here, this is a secular argument against public nudity.

21 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
HotWingConspiracy     
Odd bit of fantasy. What the fark goes on over at fox that their hosts can engage in such graphic sexual commentary and their viewers all nod their heads like they've been handed some sage wisdom?

"Mmhmm, child gang bangs. He nailed it. Thank goodness I'm infromed."

21 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
SkunkWerks     

Flash_NYC: Nativity Scene/Cross in public = Can't look away; preaching; infecting people with Christianity!!!

Menorah, Islam, other religious actions/displays = tolerated and encouraged in the name of Multiculturalism

Public nudism in "Pride" festivals = Hey, if you don't like it, don't look. Get over yourselves.


Neat collage.

21 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
/that's how you troll in a nudity thread

21 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Tommy Moo     

ChipNASA: Friskya: Why is it that the only people who seem to want to go around naked in public are the ones no one in their right mind would want to see naked anyway?

85/15/5 rule....made up my ME!~

85 % of the folks nekked should not be
15 % of the folks that *should* be, aren't.
5% ARE! YAY!!!! (Bow Chika BOIW BOW!)


You guys both seriously need to go to Burning Man. This stereotype does not even come close to living up to reality. I walked around for a few minutes myself. The best way I could describe the feeling is like there's one less thing that you can't do. You feel freaked out at first, and that lasts for all of a minute, and then you feel weirdly empowered, and possibly a bit titillated if you have an exhibitionist tendencies.

21 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Godscrack     
Christians say man was created in the image of God.

I wonder how God feels about these Christian conservatives criticizing and criminalizing his greatest creation, the human body.

21 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
EyeballKid     

Flash_NYC: Wouldn't it be great if the gay people had a "Pride" parade that had them dressed in normal street clothes, that basically said, "We're doctors, police, teachers, etc, and we're just like you". Instead we get the naked, (simulated?) sexual activity, and the blasphemous disrespect of one, and only one religion, (hey, don't want to be anti-semitic or invoke the wrath of the Muslim community - you know how THEY get). It's disheartening to see that the S.F. council, once again, has caved in to a special interest group, rather than the sensibility of the rest of the population.


You mean to tell me the gays didn't ask for your input on how their parade should go? Those bastards!!!

21 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
TheGreatGazoo     

Friskya: Why is it that the only people who seem to want to go around naked in public are the ones no one in their right mind would want to see naked anyway?


Because the ones you do want to see naked are harassed and annoyed to the point that it isn't worth it to them.

These guys sounded like they became a complete PITA about it, and that is why it is banned again.

May that be a lesson to the legal pot smokers.

21 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
HotWingConspiracy     

Flash_NYC: Wouldn't it be great if the gay people had a "Pride" parade that had them dressed in normal street clothes, that basically said, "We're doctors, police, teachers, etc, and we're just like you"


You should become gay and show them how it's really done.

21 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
EyeballKid     

TheGreatGazoo: Because the ones you do want to see naked are harassed and annoyed to the point that it isn't worth it to them.

These guys sounded like they became a complete PITA about it, and that is why it is banned again.

May that be a lesson to the legal pot smokers.


Why they can't they be more couth and civilized, like alcohol enthusiasts?

21 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
BarefootInTheFark     
Oh Fox News, don't ever change. You are totally precious the way you are.

21 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
Godscrack     
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Looks like she's getting off on the story.

21 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
chumbucket     

Paris1127: SkylineRecords: Nudity was completely legal in San Francisco????? Glad I hadn't made that trip yet.

I'm shocked as well. I knew SF's open-minded, but thought there would be some restrictions.

/got a rude surprise when I took a walk on Baker Beach my last visit to SF: three old nudists, one of them fapping
//got my photos of the Golden Gate Bridge and got the Hell out of there...


That's on you, dude. Baker Beach is the local nude beach.

21 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  

Flash_NYC: Um, I'm almost certain that "teh bible thumpers" get naked. They, like most of the rest of civilized society, do it indoors where no one who doesn't want to see it, has to.

OK, so let's review here:

Nativity Scene/Cross in public = Can't look away; preaching; infecting people with Christianity!!!

Menorah, Islam, other religious actions/displays = tolerated and encouraged in the name of Multiculturalism

Public nudism in "Pride" festivals = Hey, if you don't like it, don't look. Get over yourselves.



Public displays with a capital P means that it's government-sanctioned. I have no problem with a cross or whatever as long as they don't deny Muslims the same. Personally, I would prefer zero Public use for religion whatsoever, but that's not a battle we are going to win, so I'll pass. It's all are allowed or none are allowed. Plain and simple. If someone is displaying something on their own property, I don't care what it is as long as it adheres to basic standards of decency and non-inflammatoryness.

21 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
tamsnod27     

Flash_NYC: vudukungfu: Why is it the only people with filthy minds are teh bible thumpers who never get naked?

Um, I'm almost certain that "teh bible thumpers" get naked. They, like most of the rest of civilized society, do it indoors where no one who doesn't want to see it, has to.

OK, so let's review here:

Nativity Scene/Cross in public = Can't look away; preaching; infecting people with Christianity!!!

Menorah, Islam, other religious actions/displays = tolerated and encouraged in the name of Multiculturalism

Public nudism in "Pride" festivals = Hey, if you don't like it, don't look. Get over yourselves.

Wouldn't it be great if the gay people had a "Pride" parade that had them dressed in normal street clothes, that basically said, "We're doctors, police, teachers, etc, and we're just like you". Instead we get the naked, (simulated?) sexual activity, and the blasphemous disrespect of one, and only one religion, (hey, don't want to be anti-semitic or invoke the wrath of the Muslim community - you know how THEY get). It's disheartening to see that the S.F. council, once again, has caved in to a special interest group, rather than the sensibility of the rest of the population.

/note the lack of any religious connotation here, this is a secular argument against public nudity.


I do not disagree with anything you said necessarily, just pointing out being against public nudity and having the fark handle of Flash_NYC is kinda funny...

21 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
born_yesterday     
This guy reads too much Stephen King.

21 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
Zeb Hesselgresser     

HotWingConspiracy: Odd bit of fantasy. What the fark goes on over at fox that their hosts can engage in such graphic sexual commentary and their viewers all nod their heads like they've been handed some sage wisdom?

"Mmhmm, child gang bangs. He nailed it. Thank goodness I'm infromed."


Or not. I watched it with my folks. My Dad is 80, he chuckled, my 75 yr. old mom just looked at
me, smiled and said, 'Wut?'

21 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
MycroftHolmes     

The Irresponsible Captain: rga184: Nana's Vibrator: ChipNASA: Friskya: Why is it that the only people who seem to want to go around naked in public are the ones no one in their right mind would want to see naked anyway?

85/15/5 rule....made up my ME!~

85 % of the folks nekked should not be
15 % of the folks that *should* be, aren't.
5% ARE! YAY!!!! (Bow Chika BOIW BOW!)

I was told that there would be no math...

He's giving 105%.

[bmadore.squarespace.com image 400x400]


There are two types of people in the world-those who can reach conclusions from incomplete data

21 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
cleveoh     

EyeballKid: TheGreatGazoo: Because the ones you do want to see naked are harassed and annoyed to the point that it isn't worth it to them.

These guys sounded like they became a complete PITA about it, and that is why it is banned again.

May that be a lesson to the legal pot smokers.

Why they can't they be more couth and civilized, like alcohol enthusiasts?


Yep, like the Drunky Mcdrunkerpants who stuck his head in a bucket of urine?

/altho at least he got paid.

21 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
Godscrack     

PC LOAD LETTER: Nudity=child rape
Women=sluts and abortion
Negroes=welfare and laziness
Latinos=illegal immigration
College students=English majors who just want a handout

This is why you fail, GOP


You forgot:

Gays=pedophiles

21 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
Paris1127    [TotalFark]  

chumbucket: Paris1127: SkylineRecords: Nudity was completely legal in San Francisco????? Glad I hadn't made that trip yet.

I'm shocked as well. I knew SF's open-minded, but thought there would be some restrictions.

/got a rude surprise when I took a walk on Baker Beach my last visit to SF: three old nudists, one of them fapping
//got my photos of the Golden Gate Bridge and got the Hell out of there...

That's on you, dude. Baker Beach is the local nude beach.


I know that now... At the time, not so much...

/great view of the bridge at least...

21 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
vd61     
"Wouldn't it be great if the gay people had a "Pride" parade that had them dressed in normal street clothes, that basically said, "We're doctors, police, teachers, etc, and we're just like you"."


THIS.

21 Nov 2012 10:11 AM
Crewmannumber6     
The only reason I never took part in a gangbang/orgy is no one ever invited me.

21 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

Flash_NYC: this is a secular argument against public nudity.


No it isn't.
It's an opinion.

An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

21 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
It's a Lazer Beam     

Godscrack: [img703.imageshack.us image 439x305]

Looks like she's getting off on the story.


Looks like she's afraid of what is going on in his head.

21 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
grokca    [TotalFark]  

Flash_NYC: vudukungfu: Why is it the only people with filthy minds are teh bible thumpers who never get naked?

Um, I'm almost certain that "teh bible thumpers" get naked. They, like most of the rest of civilized society, do it indoors where no one who doesn't want to see it, has to.

OK, so let's review here:

Nativity Scene/Cross in public = Can't look away; preaching; infecting people with Christianity!!!

Menorah, Islam, other religious actions/displays = tolerated and encouraged in the name of Multiculturalism

Public nudism in "Pride" festivals = Hey, if you don't like it, don't look. Get over yourselves.

Wouldn't it be great if the gay people had a "Pride" parade that had them dressed in normal street clothes, that basically said, "We're doctors, police, teachers, etc, and we're just like you". Instead we get the naked, (simulated?) sexual activity, and the blasphemous disrespect of one, and only one religion, (hey, don't want to be anti-semitic or invoke the wrath of the Muslim community - you know how THEY get). It's disheartening to see that the S.F. council, once again, has caved in to a special interest group, rather than the sensibility of the rest of the population.

/note the lack of any religious connotation here, this is a secular argument against public nudity.


I've seen a lot of people at Pride parades dressed as construction workers, cops, lawyers, doctors. It is just the liberal media that only shows and talks to the more flamboyant ones.

21 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
TehBoognish     
I am naked right now so I am getting a kick out of these replies.


/at the library

21 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
Pocket_Fisherman     
Just got back from a clothing optional cruise. It was a swingers cruise but a lot of old nudists went too.

About 50% horror stories, 40% average, 10% hotties.

For the love of god people EAT LESS.

Clothes are not for modesty, they are to protect sanity.

21 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
doubled99     
PC LOAD LETTER Smartest
Funniest
2012-11-21 09:43:48 AM


Nudity=child rape
Women=sluts and abortion
Negroes=welfare and laziness
Latinos=illegal immigration
College students=English majors who just want a handout


This is why you fail, GOP




Thank you for pointing out the stupidity of stereotyping a large group of people.

21 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
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