Young women who don't like being grabs by lecherous old men are dykes.

Old men and women are gross.

Dear Mom in New Jersey,

Stop setting your son up with your horny friends. It's weird and gross.

.Abby

That's because your daughter is a slut.

TFA response was that the laws protect both genders. Well technically they do, but socially, men just do not report something like that until it is way out of hand.

Come on subby! I have been up for 43 hours and I still have more reading comprehension skills.

Daughter is 24, son is 21.

Dear Abby:
Quit making shiat up. We can tell it is fake.

Signed, John Q. Public

rev. dave: TFA response was that the laws protect both genders. Well technically they do, but socially, men just do not report something like that until it is way out of hand.

You mean like, when the woman starts getting fat?

Dress the boy up in a tutu and put pink bows in his hair. He's a farking little girl if he has to run to mommy over something like this.

The only reason he should complain is that they are not putting out.

Oh yeah. Nad Abby, quit making shiat up

Oh good, the advice is to sue the establishment for something they likely don't even know is happening. Awesome.

Please, if she were really 21 she'd be sleeping with her 13 tr old student

/fake story nothing to see here

If he is a good server, he should certainly be able to "knock the dust off" a few cougars should'nt he?

The Muthaship: Oh good, the advice is to sue the establishment for something they likely don't even know is happening. Awesome.

Can he sue his employer for something that the customers are doing?

Talk about mud flaps, my boy has them!

Have a rubber ducky in your underwear.

cookiefleck: Can he sue his employer for something that the customers are doing?

Sure. He can claim they were responsible for allowing a hostile work environment. Plus, you can sue anyone for anything. You may not win, but you can sue.

Dear mother,

The world needs ditchdiggers waitstaff too. This is the best employment your unskilled progeny can expect. Try worrying about that instead.

Abby to Mom: at least your son isn't all ugly and shiat.

When I was 24, I worked at a jazz club as a waiter. The place was cougar central. You couldn't move 2 feet, when the club was packed, and not spy one eyeing someone up with hungry eyes. I had to quit. It was too much. Some of the cougars ate my co-workers. Why they let those big cats into a jazz club is beyond me. It's really who you know.

You're daughter is a slut, and your son is gay.

You're=Your, too early

When I was 15 I worked as a dishwasher in a restaurant and had a waitress grab my ass while I was washing pots and pans. I liked it even though the entire kitchen staff was laughing about it. These days it would be an instant law suit.

WTFDYW: Oh yeah. Nad Abby, quit making shiat up

Nad Abby sounds like an advice column about balls.

"Dear Nad Abby, what's the best razor to use to keep my scrotum smooth?"

Ah, nice to see the "guys can't be sexually harassed" club is here.

Should he be b*tching to his mom about it? Hell no, but it's harassment none the less.

When I was 15 I worked as a dishwasher in a restaurant and had a waitress blow me in the walk-in. Things were different back then, I guess.

It's called "flirting" if they aren't nasty.

Thisbymaster: The only reason he should complain is that they are not putting out.

May your naive, innocent soul never be tainted by the reality of flyover America.

I can think of two dozen states where getting sexually harassed by a drunk woman would be downright traumatic.

The real danger is pumas! Pumas in the crevasses!

There were three pumas in that crevasse.

Dude! Bring it!

WTFDYW: Dress the boy up in a tutu and put pink bows in his hair. He's a farking little girl if he has to run to mommy over something like this.

And what does it say about your manliness if you have to run to Fark to whine about this?

Tat'dGreaser: Ah, nice to see the "guys can't be sexually harassed" club is here.

Should he be b*tching to his mom about it? Hell no, but it's harassment none the less.

Don't forget, this is Fark. Where women who aren't 8/10 or above will get the "OMG I JUST THREW UP" reaction, and yet not sleeping with a breathing penis-less female gets the "are you gay?" reaction.

Why are there cougars in a restaurant? That sounds dangerous!

Anyone in that situation should -- as a step 1 that Abby can't even conjure in her own softballed fake letter -- is stand up for themselves.

Wait staff would never have any time to do their job if they were documenting each and every unwelcome advance. So incident 1 ought to receive a stern 'no thank you' and then incident 2 has to be telling them in no uncertain terms that they need to knock it off. You'll probably want to document that case, mentioning prior warnings, but if you're talking to your manager about remedies before a third incident, you're doing it wrong. And if you still try to dance the line between low-level flirting for bigger tips and advances that make you uncomfortable *after* someone has previously crossed that line, you're creating your own problems and have no ground to stand on.

Bedstead Polisher: Don't forget, this is Fark. Where women who aren't 8/10 or above will get the "OMG I JUST THREW UP" reaction, and yet not sleeping with a breathing penis-less female gets the "are you gay?" reaction.

I don't know why I keep forgetting where I am, I do it a lot.

If they tip him well enough, no big deal.

24 is a bit old to still be waiting tables. Tell the son to go get an education and make something of his life.

Or just try to find another serving job that doesnt make you feel as comfortable maybe?

JWideman: If they tip him well enough, no big deal.

Problem is they want him to give them the tip.

mhuckins: Come on subby! I have been up for 43 hours and I still have more reading comprehension skills.

Daughter is 24, son is 21.

this. Subby ans transposed the ages.

Arkanaut: WTFDYW: Oh yeah. Nad Abby, quit making shiat up

Nad Abby sounds like an advice column about balls.

"Dear Nad Abby, what's the best razor to use to keep my scrotum smooth?"

Well...

What was the recommendation?

Tat'dGreaser: Ah, nice to see the "guys can't be sexually harassed" club is here.

Should he be b*tching to his mom about it? Hell no, but it's harassment none the less.

B-tching about your job to anyone who will listen is a human universal.

When I was 15, I worked as a dishwasher in a restaurant. Sometimes I also worked as an oven.

The worst part was heating crescent rolls. I hate crescent rolls.

And the sex. All the sex.

/what?

serial_crusher: 24 is a bit old to still be waiting tables. Tell the son to go get an education and make something of his life.

cookiefleck: Or just try to find another serving job that doesnt make you feel as comfortable maybe?

You guys do know we're still in a recession right?

Son of Thunder: B-tching about your job to anyone who will listen is a human universal.

Ha! After I wrote that I realized I'm going to see my parents for Thanksgiving and I will most likely be b*tching about my job to them.

Damnit

FarkingReading: When I was 15, I worked as a dishwasher in a restaurant. Sometimes I also worked as an oven.

The worst part was heating crescent rolls. I hate crescent rolls.

And the sex. All the sex.

/what?


I was led to believe that was standard fare for most restaurant ovens.

FarkingReading: When I was 15, I worked as a dishwasher in a restaurant. Sometimes I also worked as an oven.

The worst part was heating crescent rolls. I hate crescent rolls.

And the sex. All the sex.

/what?

You were an oven??

/not eating at that restaurant

cookiefleck: Or just try to find another serving job that doesnt make you feel as comfortable maybe?

"Those burning crosses in your yard are bothering you? Maybe move to a more...appropriate neighborhood."

Yes, he's gay.

Need pics of the 21 year old sister before I can make a guess.