I'd like to buy a vowel.

Um... Q! :P

Good.

ggoogdo?

I don't get it.

Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.

hangman.

Good riddance. Four years too long.

Something something seventy virgins something something all looking like Dwight Schrute.

No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

This is Indian hangman, so I'm assuming there are very few vowels.

Surviving gunman frgm Mumbai terrgr attacks is hanged in Ingian prisgn

Got most of it. Unfortunately, unlike subby I don't speak fluent Cthulhu

Nice headline:)

Summoner101: Surviving gunman frgm Mumbai terrgr attacks is hanged in Ingian prisgn

Got most of it. Unfortunately, unlike subby I don't speak fluent Cthulhu

HAHA! You're going to be eaten last!

Meanwhile, home minister Sushil Shinde said: "Indian mission in Islamabad informs Pakistan government about Kasab's hanging through letter. Pakistan refuses to take the letter, which was then faxed."

Why would Pakistan, at such a high level, be so open in their rejection?

You left in a "d"

Can I buy a space between the first two blanks?

Ooh,I know... G!

Good riddance. People like him is why the Death Penalty exists.

Smoking GNU: Good riddance. People like him is why the Death Penalty exists.

To execute stupid poor people who are conned into committing crimes for reasons of poverty and religion?

I'm not saying he is innocent - far from it - but I do think your answer is far more true than you intended it to be.

Surviving gunman from Mumbai terror attacks is handed in Indian prison

handed what?

Bomb Head Mohammed: Smoking GNU: Good riddance. People like him is why the Death Penalty exists.

To execute stupid poor people who are conned into committing crimes for reasons of poverty and religion?

I'm not saying he is innocent - far from it - but I do think your answer is far more true than you intended it to be.

in that case, the people doing the conning , that leads to this kind of result, ALSO deserves the same punishment.

GBB: Surviving gunman from Mumbai terror attacks is handed in Indian prison

handed what?

A noose!

Smoking GNU: Bomb Head Mohammed: Smoking GNU: Good riddance. People like him is why the Death Penalty exists.
To execute stupid poor people who are conned into committing crimes for reasons of poverty and religion?
I'm not saying he is innocent - far from it - but I do think your answer is far more true than you intended it to be.

in that case, the people doing the conning , that leads to this kind of result, ALSO deserves the same punishment.

Right. But more often than not they don't get it. Hence, the death penalty is at best unequal. Throw in the numerous cases of wrong conviction, and you see why most sensible people, even those of us who are not opposed to the death penalty in theory, are opposed to it in practice.

Well. . . . . two cheers.

You got the worthless bastard who does the dirty work, but the more--worthless bastards who finance these operations are still running free.

good news, good work subby.

cigars and martinis all around

olddinosaur: Well. . . . . two cheers.

You got the worthless bastard who does the dirty work, but the more--worthless bastards who finance these operations are still running free.

And taking out their competition from the air by remote controll.

I do not support the death penalty unless that penalty is in a country where there is a chance the murderer can get out either via incompetence or a break out. In this case, it was appropriate.

Good.

HaywoodJablonski: You left in a "d"

This, otherwise well done indeed. It took me a moment.

/off to locate a deity

Subby, the idea was good but I award you no points for execution.

/...oh wait

Subby?

This just might be the greatest Fark healine I've seen in the past 10 years.

Congrats! WTG!! +1 with a (golf clap)!!!

Bomb Head Mohammed: Right. But more often than not they don't get it. Hence, the death penalty is at best unequal. Throw in the numerous cases of wrong conviction, and you see why most sensible people, even those of us who are not opposed to the death penalty in theory, are opposed to it in practice.

When faced with a large task, it's important to subdivide it into manageable sub-tasks. Even if we can't get a good drone-shot at the head of the ISI, this is a good start...

Bomb Head Mohammed: Smoking GNU

TTIWWP of smoking gnus.

Hot like my skin where the rash is.

There is no god.

HaywoodJablonski: You left in a "d"

Dammit. That's what I get for submitting headlines after 1 in the morning. -_-

Captain Steroid: I'd like to buy a vowel.

Um... Q! :P

and uhhh... another Q...and uhh....the batman symbol...