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   Survivin_ _unman fr_m Mumbai terr_r attacks is han_ed in In_ian pris_n

21 Nov 2012 05:37 AM   |   3843 clicks   |   The Times of India
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to buy a vowel.

Um... Q! :P

21 Nov 2012 01:22 AM
violentsalvation    [TotalFark]  
Good.

21 Nov 2012 01:30 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
ggoogdo?

I don't get it.

21 Nov 2012 01:32 AM
violentsalvation    [TotalFark]  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I don't get it.


hangman.

21 Nov 2012 02:08 AM
RoyBatty     
Good riddance. Four years too long.

21 Nov 2012 04:43 AM
Valiente     
Something something seventy virgins something something all looking like Dwight Schrute.

21 Nov 2012 05:39 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

21 Nov 2012 05:39 AM
danielscissorhands     
This is Indian hangman, so I'm assuming there are very few vowels.

21 Nov 2012 05:42 AM
Summoner101     
Surviving gunman frgm Mumbai terrgr attacks is hanged in Ingian prisgn

Got most of it. Unfortunately, unlike subby I don't speak fluent Cthulhu

21 Nov 2012 05:46 AM
yousaywut     
Nice headline:)

21 Nov 2012 05:47 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

Summoner101: Surviving gunman frgm Mumbai terrgr attacks is hanged in Ingian prisgn

Got most of it. Unfortunately, unlike subby I don't speak fluent Cthulhu


HAHA! You're going to be eaten last!

21 Nov 2012 05:48 AM
Coming on a Bicycle     
Meanwhile, home minister Sushil Shinde said: "Indian mission in Islamabad informs Pakistan government about Kasab's hanging through letter. Pakistan refuses to take the letter, which was then faxed."

Why would Pakistan, at such a high level, be so open in their rejection?

21 Nov 2012 05:51 AM
HaywoodJablonski    [TotalFark]  
You left in a "d"

21 Nov 2012 05:59 AM
BolloxReader     
Can I buy a space between the first two blanks?

21 Nov 2012 06:06 AM
Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
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21 Nov 2012 06:07 AM
snochick     
Ooh,I know... G!

21 Nov 2012 06:24 AM
Smoking GNU     
Good riddance. People like him is why the Death Penalty exists.

21 Nov 2012 06:37 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
Smoking GNU: Good riddance. People like him is why the Death Penalty exists.

To execute stupid poor people who are conned into committing crimes for reasons of poverty and religion?

I'm not saying he is innocent - far from it - but I do think your answer is far more true than you intended it to be.

21 Nov 2012 06:39 AM
GBB     
Surviving gunman from Mumbai terror attacks is handed in Indian prison

handed what?

21 Nov 2012 06:48 AM
Smoking GNU     

Bomb Head Mohammed: Smoking GNU: Good riddance. People like him is why the Death Penalty exists.

To execute stupid poor people who are conned into committing crimes for reasons of poverty and religion?

I'm not saying he is innocent - far from it - but I do think your answer is far more true than you intended it to be.


in that case, the people doing the conning , that leads to this kind of result, ALSO deserves the same punishment.

21 Nov 2012 06:57 AM
Chaide     

GBB: Surviving gunman from Mumbai terror attacks is handed in Indian prison

handed what?


A noose!

21 Nov 2012 06:57 AM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
Smoking GNU: Bomb Head Mohammed: Smoking GNU: Good riddance. People like him is why the Death Penalty exists.
To execute stupid poor people who are conned into committing crimes for reasons of poverty and religion?
I'm not saying he is innocent - far from it - but I do think your answer is far more true than you intended it to be.

in that case, the people doing the conning , that leads to this kind of result, ALSO deserves the same punishment.

Right. But more often than not they don't get it. Hence, the death penalty is at best unequal. Throw in the numerous cases of wrong conviction, and you see why most sensible people, even those of us who are not opposed to the death penalty in theory, are opposed to it in practice.

21 Nov 2012 07:01 AM
olddinosaur     
Well. . . . . two cheers.

You got the worthless bastard who does the dirty work, but the more--worthless bastards who finance these operations are still running free.

21 Nov 2012 07:29 AM
Father_Jack     
good news, good work subby.

cigars and martinis all around

21 Nov 2012 07:35 AM
Wrencher     

olddinosaur: Well. . . . . two cheers.

You got the worthless bastard who does the dirty work, but the more--worthless bastards who finance these operations are still running free.


And taking out their competition from the air by remote controll.

21 Nov 2012 07:38 AM
rev. dave     
I do not support the death penalty unless that penalty is in a country where there is a chance the murderer can get out either via incompetence or a break out. In this case, it was appropriate.

21 Nov 2012 08:00 AM
State_College_Arsonist     
Good.

21 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
The Bananadragon     

HaywoodJablonski: You left in a "d"


This, otherwise well done indeed. It took me a moment.

/off to locate a deity

21 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
traylor     
Subby, the idea was good but I award you no points for execution.

/...oh wait

21 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
douchebag/hater     
Subby?

This just might be the greatest Fark healine I've seen in the past 10 years.

Congrats! WTG!! +1 with a (golf clap)!!!

21 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
ObeliskToucher    [TotalFark]  

Bomb Head Mohammed: Right. But more often than not they don't get it. Hence, the death penalty is at best unequal. Throw in the numerous cases of wrong conviction, and you see why most sensible people, even those of us who are not opposed to the death penalty in theory, are opposed to it in practice.


When faced with a large task, it's important to subdivide it into manageable sub-tasks. Even if we can't get a good drone-shot at the head of the ISI, this is a good start...

21 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
wax66     

Bomb Head Mohammed: Smoking GNU


TTIWWP of smoking gnus.

21 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
wax66     
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Hot like my skin where the rash is.

21 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
sandmanahoy     
There is no god.

21 Nov 2012 02:28 PM
Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  

HaywoodJablonski: You left in a "d"


Dammit. That's what I get for submitting headlines after 1 in the morning. -_-

21 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
harbingerofdoom     

Captain Steroid: I'd like to buy a vowel.

Um... Q! :P


and uhhh... another Q...and uhh....the batman symbol...

22 Nov 2012 08:53 AM
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