The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.

I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.

Goatse?

I was also going to mention the Goatse guy.

What about those whiney people (pick a disaster not an Earthquake or tornado) who complain to everyone that THEY have seen no help from Red Cross / FEMA whatever. They have been "horrors" 3 days without power and wonder what are they to do?? We are hungry, tired, whatever

I don't know what were YOUR plans? You knew the hurricane / snowstorm was coming, what did YOU do to prepare, probably nothing. A-hole

What about the people who park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces?

That is a very incomplete list.

The guy from "Pink Flamingoes"?

You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.

And the third should be Arianna Huffington.

What the? I'M NOT ON THE LIST?????

They forget the guy in the Internet who complains about slideshows ALL THE FARKING TIME. We get it, you don't like them, it's still not going to make them go away.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.

Are you calling Mitch Hedberg an asshole?!

How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?

So is the huffpost an auto-green now? And if it is, can I get in on the payola if I submit a link to it?

/just wanta know what the rules are. I can go any way you want.

Next year! I'll make the list next year

Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?

You WON. GET OVER IT@!#!@#!@!

Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?

I've been an Apple fanboy, so to speak, for almost 20 years. But I stopped reading industry news sites years ago, and don't know his name.

From the headline I thought it might have been Bill O'Reilly...

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

What in the world gave you the idea that dating sites (or any other kind of social networking) were immune to having losers (or any other subset of humanity)?

Biggest asshole I ever knew in real life was this Cuban utility porter at the Palazzo. He and his family escaped from Cuba like twenty years ago. He claims that after their boat got halfway to Miami, his family threw four other families overboard just because they didn't like them. Asshole also used to scare the crap out of the Mexican managers so he could have all the easy jobs too.

Then he and his friends got me fired because I found them having a beer and pizza party in the middle of the shift in one of the restaurants which had closed down for the night. After I reported them, they filed some reports of their own and claimed that I threatened to burn down the Palazzo (You couldn't do that if you drove a tank truck filled with jet fuel onto the casino floor and detonated it - Too many fire suppression systems). My report got lost. Their reports made it to the director's desk.

Wheres JFP?

What about people who take opportunities like these to throw cheap political jabs?

tommyl66: What about the people who park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces?

I suppose it's better than people parking in handicapped spaces making handicapped faces at handicapped people from handicapped places.

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

You'd tell us more, but you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

Pocket Ninja 2012-11-21 08:25:35 AM


The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.



...followed by everyone who biatches about the list. Oh, wait, that's what we have...

Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.

But doesn't your comment make you an asshole for your condescending attitude?

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

Don't you have somewhere to be in 26 minutes?

Michael Moore, Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, WHAR?

Coelacanth: Biggest asshole I ever knew in real life was this Cuban utility porter at the Palazzo. He and his family escaped from Cuba like twenty years ago. He claims that after their boat got halfway to Miami, his family threw four other families overboard just because they didn't like them. Asshole also used to scare the crap out of the Mexican managers so he could have all the easy jobs too.

Then he and his friends got me fired because I found them having a beer and pizza party in the middle of the shift in one of the restaurants which had closed down for the night. After I reported them, they filed some reports of their own and claimed that I threatened to burn down the Palazzo (You couldn't do that if you drove a tank truck filled with jet fuel onto the casino floor and detonated it - Too many fire suppression systems). My report got lost. Their reports made it to the director's desk.

That's the kind of discovery where you smile and say "You're having a party and didn't invite me?"

AverageAmericanGuy: Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

Pot vs kettle?

/just sayin'

Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.

Hmmmm..... sounds like you have a sense of entitlement about not having to click on slideshows...

/harumph

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.

You sound racist and sexist. No, seriously, you do.

well this guy just got listed on the anti-american activities list. #9.
also,kayne west is the bomb. lay off hater.

phoenix marie, jenna jamieson, etc....

GARY BETTMAN

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.

even Romney?

Steve Jobs?
He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.

You sound racist and sexist. No, seriously, you do.



What's wrong with being racy and sexy?

Rev. Skarekroe: Steve Jobs?
He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?

Now who's being naive?

I agree with this article. They are all big assholes.

We should all be offended - we weren't included. To thine own self be true.

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

Very well played, sir! I see you fooled a couple.

Rev. Skarekroe: Steve Jobs?
He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?

Cross him off then!

Red Shirt Blues: GARY BETTMAN

THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

hm... so to make this long story short, she winked at you, you jumped in and hoped that the fact that she is chubby, and so of course must be obviously desperate meant that you might "get some", and in the next breath you generously offered to help her lose weight so you could be seen with her in public....and you are shocked that she turned you, THE TRAINER, down, makes HER an asshole???

LOL... ya.

Who's that fella who gets his cock out?

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

Did you remind her that you had to be at the gym in 26 minutes?