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   HuffPo puts together a list of eight "really big assholes". Want to know who leads the list? I'd tell you but I'm afraid he might grab the microphone and not let me finish

21 Nov 2012 08:32 AM   |   19626 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  
The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.

21 Nov 2012 08:25 AM
SockMonkeyHolocaust     
I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.

21 Nov 2012 08:33 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
Goatse?

21 Nov 2012 08:34 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
I was also going to mention the Goatse guy.

21 Nov 2012 08:34 AM
JohnCarter     
What about those whiney people (pick a disaster not an Earthquake or tornado) who complain to everyone that THEY have seen no help from Red Cross / FEMA whatever. They have been "horrors" 3 days without power and wonder what are they to do?? We are hungry, tired, whatever

I don't know what were YOUR plans? You knew the hurricane / snowstorm was coming, what did YOU do to prepare, probably nothing. A-hole

21 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
tommyl66     
What about the people who park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces?

21 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
fruitloop     
That is a very incomplete list.

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21 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
The guy from "Pink Flamingoes"?

21 Nov 2012 08:43 AM
strapp3r     
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21 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

21 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
H31N0US     

Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.


And the third should be Arianna Huffington.

21 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
kpaxoid     
What the? I'M NOT ON THE LIST?????

21 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
Man On A Mission    [TotalFark]  
They forget the guy in the Internet who complains about slideshows ALL THE FARKING TIME. We get it, you don't like them, it's still not going to make them go away.

21 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
Public Savant     

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.


Are you calling Mitch Hedberg an asshole?!

21 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
Great_Milenko     
How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?

21 Nov 2012 08:45 AM
Basily Gourt     
So is the huffpost an auto-green now? And if it is, can I get in on the payola if I submit a link to it?

/just wanta know what the rules are. I can go any way you want.

21 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
Cheron     
Next year! I'll make the list next year

21 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
ChipNASA     

Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?


You WON. GET OVER IT@!#!@#!@!

21 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
Alphax     

Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?


I've been an Apple fanboy, so to speak, for almost 20 years. But I stopped reading industry news sites years ago, and don't know his name.

21 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
maddermaxx     
From the headline I thought it might have been Bill O'Reilly...

21 Nov 2012 08:53 AM
Wodan11     

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


What in the world gave you the idea that dating sites (or any other kind of social networking) were immune to having losers (or any other subset of humanity)?

21 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
Coelacanth     
Biggest asshole I ever knew in real life was this Cuban utility porter at the Palazzo. He and his family escaped from Cuba like twenty years ago. He claims that after their boat got halfway to Miami, his family threw four other families overboard just because they didn't like them. Asshole also used to scare the crap out of the Mexican managers so he could have all the easy jobs too.

Then he and his friends got me fired because I found them having a beer and pizza party in the middle of the shift in one of the restaurants which had closed down for the night. After I reported them, they filed some reports of their own and claimed that I threatened to burn down the Palazzo (You couldn't do that if you drove a tank truck filled with jet fuel onto the casino floor and detonated it - Too many fire suppression systems). My report got lost. Their reports made it to the director's desk.

21 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
pinktaco4lunch     
Wheres JFP?

21 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
Son of Thunder     
What about people who take opportunities like these to throw cheap political jabs?

21 Nov 2012 09:00 AM
Son of Thunder     

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


You'd tell us more, but you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

21 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
doubled99     
Pocket Ninja 2012-11-21 08:25:35 AM


The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.



...followed by everyone who biatches about the list. Oh, wait, that's what we have...

21 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
LegacyDL     

Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.


But doesn't your comment make you an asshole for your condescending attitude?

21 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
matthew_tray     

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


Don't you have somewhere to be in 26 minutes?

21 Nov 2012 09:02 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Michael Moore, Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, WHAR?

21 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
alfuso     

Coelacanth: Biggest asshole I ever knew in real life was this Cuban utility porter at the Palazzo. He and his family escaped from Cuba like twenty years ago. He claims that after their boat got halfway to Miami, his family threw four other families overboard just because they didn't like them. Asshole also used to scare the crap out of the Mexican managers so he could have all the easy jobs too.

Then he and his friends got me fired because I found them having a beer and pizza party in the middle of the shift in one of the restaurants which had closed down for the night. After I reported them, they filed some reports of their own and claimed that I threatened to burn down the Palazzo (You couldn't do that if you drove a tank truck filled with jet fuel onto the casino floor and detonated it - Too many fire suppression systems). My report got lost. Their reports made it to the director's desk.


That's the kind of discovery where you smile and say "You're having a party and didn't invite me?"

21 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers     

AverageAmericanGuy: Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


Pot vs kettle?

/just sayin'

21 Nov 2012 09:05 AM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy     

Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.


Hmmmm..... sounds like you have a sense of entitlement about not having to click on slideshows...

21 Nov 2012 09:05 AM
USCLaw2010     
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/harumph

21 Nov 2012 09:05 AM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy     

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.


You sound racist and sexist. No, seriously, you do.

21 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
utah dude     
well this guy just got listed on the anti-american activities list. #9.
also,kayne west is the bomb. lay off hater.

21 Nov 2012 09:07 AM
JohnnyCanuck     
phoenix marie, jenna jamieson, etc....

21 Nov 2012 09:09 AM
Red Shirt Blues    [TotalFark]  
GARY BETTMAN

21 Nov 2012 09:10 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste     

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.


even Romney?

21 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  
Steve Jobs?
He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?

21 Nov 2012 09:13 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.

You sound racist and sexist. No, seriously, you do.


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What's wrong with being racy and sexy?

21 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
WhippingBoy     

Rev. Skarekroe: Steve Jobs?
He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?


Now who's being naive?

21 Nov 2012 09:17 AM
Molavian     
I agree with this article. They are all big assholes.

21 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
mr4seasons     
We should all be offended - we weren't included. To thine own self be true.

21 Nov 2012 09:21 AM
unfarkingbelievable     

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


Very well played, sir! I see you fooled a couple.

21 Nov 2012 09:24 AM
tommyl66     

Rev. Skarekroe: Steve Jobs?
He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?


Cross him off then!

21 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
Z-clipped    [TotalFark]  

Red Shirt Blues: GARY BETTMAN


THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

21 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
AJisaff     

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


hm... so to make this long story short, she winked at you, you jumped in and hoped that the fact that she is chubby, and so of course must be obviously desperate meant that you might "get some", and in the next breath you generously offered to help her lose weight so you could be seen with her in public....and you are shocked that she turned you, THE TRAINER, down, makes HER an asshole???

LOL... ya.

21 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
Big Ramifications     
Who's that fella who gets his cock out?

21 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
Rueened     

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


Did you remind her that you had to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

21 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
ciberido     

kpaxoid: What the? I'M NOT ON THE LIST?????


I was about to say, list fails without Fark handles.

21 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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