I like Big Butt and I cannot lie.

In before Butte Pirates

"Uh, huh-huh. This is like, our Top Ten List, from our home office in Butt, Montana...."

Next up, Al Sleet, the Hippy Dippy Weatherman will explain why you don't confuse a Canadian Low with a Mexican High.

The only butt that I'm attracted to is my wife's. The Lord gave me this fine woman, and unless someone here can provide other butts that they deem worthy of consideration, I will look fairly, but don't expect me to budge.

Buttes are French. They also don't exist.

/"What is a butte?"
//"Oh, I'm sorry, your honor. Two 'buthes'."

I was deep into Mollie's Butt all last week.

LabGrrl: I like Big Butt and I cannot lie. 

Here's something for you:
 
/hot

So we can post pics of cute rounded buttes in here? Sweet!

Elder #1:
..., it's the Eye of the Holy Serpent Mound on which you're standing.

Settler #2:
It's a beaut!

Elder #2:
No, it's a mound.

Settler #2:
And right purty too... Can you move it?

Elder #1:
But why?

Wagonmaster:
Railroad's comin' through - right now!

/Someone had to do it.
//Can't hear the word Butte without thinking of Firesign Theatre.

PunkTiger: Elder #1:
..., it's the Eye of the Holy Serpent Mound on which you're standing.

Settler #2:
It's a beaut!

Elder #2:
No, it's a mound.

Settler #2:
And right purty too... Can you move it?

Elder #1:
But why?

Wagonmaster:
Railroad's comin' through - right now!

/Someone had to do it.
//Can't hear the word Butte without thinking of Firesign Theatre.

Sounds like you've had one too many Tom Collins.

But sits lonely in the corner, left out once again.

No word yet on the differences between "dongs" and "dongues."

I'd like to see Stephanie Abrams' butte.

So, if I sat on one, would by my butt abut a butte?

Tay! Tay! Big Boo-TAY!

I almost have my children convinced that butte is a french word and therefore the e is silent.

almost convinced.