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   Shocking new study suggests that people actually like having sex and drinking alcohol. Well, it's certainly better than the other way around

21 Nov 2012 11:37 AM   |   5067 clicks   |   Time
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utsagrad123    [TotalFark]  
I wish I got paid to do that study.

21 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
Do you know the way to Mordor     
Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?

21 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
USCLaw2010     
Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.

21 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
No Time To Explain     
Give it time subby, give it time

21 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  

USCLaw2010: Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.


But I was told there was no sex in the Champagne Room.

21 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
suthrnrunt     
golden showers could be drinking sex.

21 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
WhippingBoy     
Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

21 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
Jake Havechek     
Red Forman: When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass

21 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
TheDirtyNacho     

WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.



Reminds me of the funniest daily show segment I've seen in awhile.

21 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
The hell you say

21 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
HindiDiscoMonster    [TotalFark]  
How does one (with a straight face) go to get funds for a study and say "yeah, I wanna study boozing and boning"

/Inquiring mind want to know...

21 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
Ruiizu     
Further proof that no one really "enjoys" Facebook.

21 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
95629     
The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?

21 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
cherryl taggart     

HindiDiscoMonster: How does one (with a straight face) go to get funds for a study and say "yeah, I wanna study boozing and boning"

/Inquiring mind want to know...



Read that as "liquoring minds want to know," which works as well.

21 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
monoski     
"According to the University of Canterbury the field of happiness research is booming, as governments and institutions have become more interested in how to track and measure happiness."

Glad to hear this not my tax dollars at work.

21 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
IAMBOB     

95629: The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?


dude, be careful cause you know there's porn of it

21 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Profedius     
When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

21 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
FarkedOver     

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


My mom is the same way!

wait... what?!

21 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
ChubbyTiger     

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


Yes, and she's good with the cheap stuff, too.

21 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
SuperChuck     

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


Mine (wife) does that after half a glass. After a full glass she gets sleepy. It's a balancing act to achieve the desired result

21 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
BigSnatch    [TotalFark]  

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


Weird, I've never had an issue turning her on without alcohol.

21 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
cleveoh     

Arkanaut: USCLaw2010: Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.

But I was told there was no sex in the Champagne Room.


Is there champagne in the sex room?

21 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
vpb    [TotalFark]  

Do you know the way to Mordor: Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?


Yes, but I think alcohol tastes better, and drinking alcohol is better than having it and not drinking it.
.

21 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
durbnpoisn     
I actually prefer my sex before drinking. Alcohol dulls the senses. But afterward, I'm a raging alcoholic.

21 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
thegod082     
I'm really surprised "gokkun" hasn't been used in this thread yet.

21 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
olddeegee    [TotalFark]  
Before, during, and after. Pfffft, Kids these days!

21 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
doloresonthedottedline     

WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.


Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

21 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
mediablitz    [TotalFark]  
Religious activities and playing with kids were next in line?

The Catholic church knows how to combine all four...

21 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
sid2112     
I am so happy that my tax dollars go to this kind of research.

21 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
monoski     

sid2112: I am so happy that my tax dollars go to this kind of research.


You live in New Zealand?

21 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
Pair-o-Dice     

doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.


Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

21 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
wingedkat     

Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.


This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.

21 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
groppet     

SuperChuck: Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

Mine (wife) does that after half a glass. After a full glass she gets sleepy. It's a balancing act to achieve the desired result


I had a girlfriend like that sometimes if I thought she was drinking too much I would start drinking her drink and water it down.

21 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
haterade     
bahahha this is what my thesis is on

21 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
FNG    [TotalFark]  
Came in to say "depends on the girl" but I see that's been taken care of.

21 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
Nick Nostril     
Ha! One area of life in which I'm "normal".

/knew there had to be one.

21 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
Wittenberg Dropout     
The article gave no explanation for my wife.

21 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
frepnog     

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


yeah, my wife gets that way after a drink or two. getting her to stop drinking at that point is the hard part, because after another drink or two she is in the bathroom hurlin' and there will be no play that night.

21 Nov 2012 02:09 PM
Barnstormer     
Someday subby will learn that quantity is just as good as quality. Or something like that.

21 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
StokeyBob     
I've been hearing the question, "Why do you drink?" for years.

Finally the question is answered with a reasonable answer.

What if this gets out?

21 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
StokeyBob     
"Feels good" would have also been an acceptable answer.

21 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
Trayal     

doloresonthedottedline: Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.


Oddly enough, some wives do this to themselves - i.e. they don't understand the benefits of foreplay, try and rush things too quickly, then are upset at their husbands when the experience isn't satisfying.

21 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
MythDragon     

Do you know the way to Mordor: Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?


95629: The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?


thatsthejoke.jpg

21 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
Eckyhade     

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


Yes we know...especially when you're not around.

21 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
Pair-o-Dice     

wingedkat: Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.


That's when it becomes a sexless divorce.

21 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
wingedkat     

Pair-o-Dice: wingedkat: Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.

That's when it becomes a sexless divorce.


Indeed. Hopefully in the following relationships the women learn to express their needs more clearly, and the men learn that a good way to ensure regular sex is to make sure their partners are satisfied as well.

21 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
EnderX     
I'm good either way subby.

21 Nov 2012 10:24 PM
EnderX     

Do you know the way to Mordor: Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?


If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a vagina.

21 Nov 2012 10:25 PM
twfeline     
"I've got a water bed filled up with elmer's glue."

21 Nov 2012 11:32 PM
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