As a man who thinks that the toilet is the household fixture equivalent to a buggy build of Android, I can't judge this situation.

Did the toilet get shot?

...Cuz that would be something I can understand.

I blame newer toilets. Some folks just need serious flushing power.

Sh*t just got real.

Just had the impulse to do this since this article is about toilets.

I've got to admit, the urge to shoot someone who clogs the toilet and just leaves it for someone else to discover is an urge I've felt. That being said, I think upper deckers are hilarious, as long as I am not the victim of one.

"Clogged toilet led to shooting"

Lemme guess: Someone is upset that Keth Olbermann got fired again?

poop!

As Americans get bigger and bigger I'm sure this situation will re-occur more often. The standard 2" trapway is no longer wide enough to handle the contents of the average American's colon.

Do midgets make midget sized poops? Or are they regular sized?

How do blind people know when they have cleaned their butt after they poop?

I have been sorely tempted, man. I will not judge.

darth_badger: How do blind people know when they have cleaned their butt after they poop?

They have to smell the paper until it comes away smelling clean.

As someone who just clogged the toilet with a forearm-sized dump, I'm getting a real kick, etc.

offmymeds: As someone who just clogged the toilet with a forearm-sized dump, I'm getting a real kick, etc.

you should just beef in the shower and heel it down the drain

Couldn't that also be, "Shooting lead to clogged toilet"?

I guess it depends on how much explosive diarrhea was involved...

TWX: Couldn't that also be, "Shooting lead to clogged toilet"?

I guess it depends on how much explosive diarrhea was involved...

enough pooh will always lead to violence....

Truth be told the gal that clogged it was really large.

\probably
\\guessing

shot in the lacey area?

that's gotta hurt