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   Your Fark-ready headline of the day - Caught on camera: Picayune man charged with stealing three pens at Slidell sheriff's office

21 Nov 2012 12:35 PM   |   2947 clicks   |   Clarion-Ledger
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flucto    [TotalFark]  
About 3 people here will get that headline.

21 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons     
Um...ok

21 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
BSABSVR     
That is pretty picayune of him.

21 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
cleptopenia

21 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
BronyMedic     

Sybarite: cleptopenia


Plastic or flesh?

21 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet     
This is worth more than ten seconds of anybody's time?

21 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
reillan     

flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.


enlighten us then

21 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Why the long face.

21 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
antron     
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21 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
suthrnrunt     

reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then


one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

21 Nov 2012 12:39 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"


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21 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
Godscrack     
I want my country back.

21 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
BigNumber12     
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?

/got nothin

21 Nov 2012 12:42 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     
For Fark purposes I would have gone with "Man Arrested for Picayune Crime

21 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
suthrnrunt     

ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]


is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

21 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
rev. dave     
A perfect example about what is wrong with the legal system. Make a big deal about small crap and then ignore completely the serious problems.

21 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
Arnprior Joe     
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He left the stapler, though.

21 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
Arnprior Joe     

BigNumber12: [i125.photobucket.com image 652x352]

?

/got nothin


damn you!

21 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es


Oblig


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AND

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then to top it all off......


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21 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
uncleacid     
This guy was no Sharpie.

21 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
traylor    [TotalFark]  

suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"


one other is "half a real"

21 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
BigNumber12     

Arnprior Joe: BigNumber12: [i125.photobucket.com image 652x352]

?

/got nothin

damn you!



I typically lose those races, so I refuse to apologize for my victory.

21 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
suthrnrunt     

ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]


awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)

21 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
LeroyBourne     
If they were Zebra pens, then I'd be pissed. If I borrow you my Zebra pen, you bet your ass I'm gonna tax you as you instinctively put it in your pocket when your done using it.

21 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Part of the Pen 15 club?

21 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
Spartacus Outlaw     
It was just a prank.

21 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
GrizzlyPouch     

flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.


Lol I would have thought less

I've never heard anyone actually use the word in speech

/only knew the definition because I was born there and looked it up

21 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
BitwiseShift     
Slidell's wiki page has no reference to a town motto. Let it be: "Steal a pen, go to jail."

21 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  
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21 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
buckler     
Well, I got it.

21 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
SkylineRecords     
He probably just took them so he could draw in the rest of his beard.

21 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

buckler: Well, I got it.


Good thing or suthrnrunt would be all up your ass.

21 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.


You're so meta....

21 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
bikerbob59     
hang'm!

21 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]


You're always one step ahead of me, Space Boy.

21 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
abhorrent1     
arrested after being caught on surveillance video detaching pens from metal chains and putting them into his pocket

Why the fark would you do that anyway? Are they really nice pens or something?

21 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: buckler: Well, I got it.

Good thing or suthrnrunt would be all up your ass.


suthrnrunt butthurt?

/Buttchugger?

21 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
BeesNuts     

suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]

awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)


Ya know. It started out and I was all "I like this thread. Thanks to Suthrn, people will get over the headline joke and proceed with the references!"

Then you got all serious like this was the politics tab and now I want to leave. So ... thanks. You're great.

21 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

abhorrent1: arrested after being caught on surveillance video detaching pens from metal chains and putting them into his pocket

Why the fark would you do that anyway? Are they really nice pens or something?


Just because...

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21 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

BeesNuts: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]

awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)

Ya know. It started out and I was all "I like this thread. Thanks to Suthrn, people will get over the headline joke and proceed with the references!"

Then you got all serious like this was the politics tab and now I want to leave. So ... thanks. You're great.


I Feel Ya BeesNuts

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/maybe *someone* will crack a smile from that one.

21 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
Clemkadidlefark     

Godscrack: I want my country back.


Pokey Poke

21 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
jigger     

Englebert Slaptyback: For Fark purposes I would have gone with "Man Arrested for Picayune Crime


But it happened in Slidell.

21 Nov 2012 01:59 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER     
How petty.

21 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
suthrnrunt     

BeesNuts: et image 674x483]

awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)

Ya know. It started out and I was all "I like this thread. Thanks to Suthrn, people will get over the headline joke and proceed with the references!"

Then you got all serious like this was the politics tab and now I want to leave. So ... thanks. You're great.


bye. don't let the door hit you on your @$$ on the way out.

21 Nov 2012 02:10 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

jigger


But it happened in Slidell.


Yes, I know. The words in my example headline were capitalized so the adjective and the name of the place would look the same (since they are somewhat related).

21 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
TWX     

obamadidcoke: Wow, that's like $3. It probably cost several hundred dollars to investigate this.

Well as long as justice is served.... HA HA


Investigations are generally a sunk cost, the officers as employees would have been paid for their time whether or not they arrested him.

As for the theft of three pens, they probably could have hit him with vandalism if they'd wanted to. The pens were chained down so that someone couldn't accidentally make off with them. He chose to be a douchebag and intentionally steal them anyway, effectively vandalizing the public space by denying its use in the way that it was intended.

The whole incident is terminally stupid; it's stupid to go into a law enforcement building and to steal something while inside.

21 Nov 2012 02:17 PM
SweetSaws     
An eye for an eye, the cops should take 3 of his farkin pens

21 Nov 2012 02:18 PM
BeesNuts     

ChipNASA: BeesNuts: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]

awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)

Ya know. It started out and I was all "I like this thread. Thanks to Suthrn, people will get over the headline joke and proceed with the references!"

Then you got all serious like this was the politics tab and now I want to leave. So ... thanks. You're great.

I Feel Ya BeesNuts

[fc03.deviantart.net image 850x812] 

/maybe *someone* will crack a smile from that one.


About 3 people in this thread will get that reference.

21 Nov 2012 03:08 PM
ROBOTwHUM4NHAIR     

flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.


I would hope more than that do, considering it was in one of our vocab books when I was in High School

21 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
digitalrain     
I read that as 'three penis' and was really confused.

21 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
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