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CommieTaoist: I caught my teenage son doing something inappropriate with the turkey after I thawed it out. I've rinsed out the cavity and gave him a stern talking to but is it still safe to eat?
kwame: For the next hour, give me any questions you'd like about preparing turkey. After the hour is up, I will call the 1-800-Butterball hotline and ask the top five questions. Top questions will be selected by voting using the "Funny" button.I'll take notes and report their answers back as soon as I finish the call.
generalDisdain: Do I freeze the giblets before stuffing them up my ass?
imapirate: Goddammit, ABW, I'm at work. People are staring./farking lol
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