A smart businessman always pick a location convenient for his client base.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: A smart businessman always pick a location convenient for his client base.

And the right hours.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Stay out of my territory.

Hey!!! How about a courtesy flush in there!

I'm a freak

I like the labs that go BOOM

I once got methy in a Wally-Mart bathroom

And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.

TheCenturion: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

is your nose big like pickle too?

You can make meth in a backpack? Man the high tech world we live in.

Congratulations, they found a way to make a Wal-Mart bathroom even worse.

Old news is old

Save money. Live better.

Start a meth lab.

He was singing this while making his meth:

♫Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a wally world bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.♫

To be fair, I just assume that kind of stuff happens in most Walmart bathrooms.

From my rejected probably not in time headline.

A great way to create some Black Friday chaos.

God Is My Co-Pirate: To be fair, I just assume that kind of stuff happens in most Walmart bathrooms.

It does...quite frequently in fact.

NICHOLASVILLE, Ky. (WKYT) - A central Kentucky Walmart is back open after police discovered a meth lab on a customer.




My first thought

Godscrack

Save money. Live better.

Start a meth lab.


Wal-Meth.


Or Meth-Mart.

Better call Saul!

It's almost--call me crazy--it's almost like Walmart attracts the dregs of humanity.

This is a microcosm of all the worst stereotypes about middle America. All that's missing is if the suspect is a 400-pound hambeast riding a Hoverround.

What a working meth lab might look like.

Well, sometimes when starting a new business it's difficult to aquire the required capital for real estate. Kodos to him for using his imagination.

CygnusDarius: Mr. Coffee Nerves: A smart businessman always pick a location convenient for his client base.

And the right hours.

An entrepreneur!

justanotherfarkinfarker: You can make meth in a backpack? Man the high tech world we live in.

"Shake and Bake" method - a really crude "meth lab", if you can call it that. Basically the cook puts all of his ingredients in a 2-liter bottle, shakes it, vents off the toxic gasses, and strains the waste liquid - the remnant is very unpure meth.

Cops have arrested people with these "labs" brewing in their pockets.

If you find meth cheaper they will match the price.

A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.

Another "Meth Lab in the Wal Mart bathroom" story. Oh well, at least it's not about the bum who used the water fountain like a toilet story again.

ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.



Doesn't always solve problems.

Is this a trend?

BronyMedic: And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.

Meth seems to elicit an especially unusual level of stupid in people involved with it. Even crackheads don't exhibit such levels of DUH!.

CygnusDarius: Mr. Coffee Nerves: A smart businessman always pick a location convenient for his client base.

And the right hours.

Plus, you can bring your kids to work with you.

BronyMedic: And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.

Its Wal Mart
Chances are they'll just duct tape some plastic garbage bags around a cashier and make her go in and clean it up with an old sponge and some soap

curtis_e_bare: ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.

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Doesn't always solve problems.

Why the long face.

Fark in a Wal-Mart bathroom

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

TV's Vinnie: BronyMedic: And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.

Meth seems to elicit an especially unusual level of stupid in people involved with it. Even crackheads don't exhibit such levels of DUH!.

Meth is like dumb and evil concentrated into physical form.

Seriously, have you seen what it does to people? It's like it shreds them in mind and body.

Marijuana will just make you lazy, hungry and just a little bit stupid. Cocaine will make you wired, twitchy and paranoid. Meth. . .will just make you a hyperactive idiot mess in a falling-apart body.

ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.

No, it would have created additional problems.

You'd have a fire and a mass casualty in Walmart now because of the phosphene gasses and acidic solvents that are produced as byproduct of the shake and bake method.
And you'd have an idiot who would probably survive, and cost the taxpayers millions in burn center care afterwords.

/Elvis Presley Firefighter's Burn Center in Memphis has about 45% of it's ICU patient volume because of Meth labs going boom in it's referral region.

curtis_e_bare: ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.

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Doesn't always solve problems.

Holy shiat! That deserves the 'at first i was like, then i was like' treatment.

curtis_e_bare: ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.



Doesn't always solve problems.

Well, Indy DID tell her to keep eyes closed.

DownDaRiver: Chances are they'll just duct tape some plastic garbage bags around a cashier and make her go in and clean it up with an old sponge and some soap

They taught us this in the academy. We call it a Hillbilly Hazmat Suit!

Arkanaut: This is a microcosm of all the worst stereotypes about middle America...

You mean the Middle East?

justanotherfarkinfarker: You can make meth in a backpack? Man the high tech world we live in.

Four more beers!

Many of the soldiers during WWII were on powerful speed. Must have made battle just a little bit weirder.

This story is terrible, but this thread is full of win.

BronyMedic: And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.

Aww. Poor Wal-Mart...

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What a working meth lab might look like.

Dr,. Pepper bottles? I wouldnt trust a meth dealer/user that doesnt drink anything besides Mt Dew.

Onkel Buck: curtis_e_bare: [images.medicaldaily.com image 300x225]

What a working meth lab might look like.

Dr,. Pepper bottles? I wouldnt trust a meth dealer/user that doesnt drink anything besides Mt Dew.

If Mt Dew were that great it would finish medical school.

signaljammer: Many of the soldiers during WWII were on powerful speed. Must have made battle just a little bit weirder.

I hear amphetamines are still standard issue for Special Forces.

I see the utility in some ways, could make traumatic recall even more potent, I suppose.