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21 Nov 2012 12:48 PM   |   6467 clicks   |   WYMT Hazard
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
A smart businessman always pick a location convenient for his client base.

21 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
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CygnusDarius     

Mr. Coffee Nerves: A smart businessman always pick a location convenient for his client base.


And the right hours.

21 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
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TheCenturion     
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

21 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
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moops     
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Stay out of my territory.

21 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
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Matthew Keene     
Hey!!! How about a courtesy flush in there!

21 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     
I'm a freak

I like the labs that go BOOM

I once got methy in a Wally-Mart bathroom

21 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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BronyMedic     
And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.

21 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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tom baker's scarf     

TheCenturion: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


is your nose big like pickle too?

21 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
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justanotherfarkinfarker     
You can make meth in a backpack? Man the high tech world we live in.

21 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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Silverstaff     
Congratulations, they found a way to make a Wal-Mart bathroom even worse.

21 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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DeathCipris     

21 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
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Godscrack     
Save money. Live better.

Start a meth lab.

21 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  
He was singing this while making his meth:

♫Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a wally world bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.♫

21 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
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God Is My Co-Pirate    [TotalFark]  
To be fair, I just assume that kind of stuff happens in most Walmart bathrooms.

21 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
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12349876     
From my rejected probably not in time headline.

A great way to create some Black Friday chaos.

21 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
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DeathCipris     

God Is My Co-Pirate: To be fair, I just assume that kind of stuff happens in most Walmart bathrooms.


It does...quite frequently in fact.

21 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
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BigNumber12     
NICHOLASVILLE, Ky. (WKYT) - A central Kentucky Walmart is back open after police discovered a meth lab on a customer.


i272.photobucket.com

My first thought

21 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

Godscrack


Save money. Live better.

Start a meth lab.


Wal-Meth.


Or Meth-Mart.

21 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
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Oysterman     
Better call Saul!

21 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
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Kibbler     
It's almost--call me crazy--it's almost like Walmart attracts the dregs of humanity.

21 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
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Arkanaut     
This is a microcosm of all the worst stereotypes about middle America. All that's missing is if the suspect is a 400-pound hambeast riding a Hoverround.

21 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
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curtis_e_bare     
images.medicaldaily.com

What a working meth lab might look like.

21 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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LostInTO     
Well, sometimes when starting a new business it's difficult to aquire the required capital for real estate. Kodos to him for using his imagination.

21 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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ladyfortuna     

CygnusDarius: Mr. Coffee Nerves: A smart businessman always pick a location convenient for his client base.

And the right hours.


An entrepreneur!

21 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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moops     

justanotherfarkinfarker: You can make meth in a backpack? Man the high tech world we live in.


"Shake and Bake" method - a really crude "meth lab", if you can call it that. Basically the cook puts all of his ingredients in a 2-liter bottle, shakes it, vents off the toxic gasses, and strains the waste liquid - the remnant is very unpure meth.

Cops have arrested people with these "labs" brewing in their pockets.

21 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
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uncleacid     
If you find meth cheaper they will match the price.

21 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
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ConConHead     
A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.

21 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
Another "Meth Lab in the Wal Mart bathroom" story. Oh well, at least it's not about the bum who used the water fountain like a toilet story again.

21 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
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curtis_e_bare     

ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.


www.insideedition.com

Doesn't always solve problems.

21 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
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red5ish     
Is this a trend?

21 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
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TV's Vinnie     

BronyMedic: And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.


Meth seems to elicit an especially unusual level of stupid in people involved with it. Even crackheads don't exhibit such levels of DUH!.

21 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
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Evil Mackerel     

CygnusDarius: Mr. Coffee Nerves: A smart businessman always pick a location convenient for his client base.

And the right hours.


Plus, you can bring your kids to work with you.

21 Nov 2012 01:09 PM
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DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.


Its Wal Mart
Chances are they'll just duct tape some plastic garbage bags around a cashier and make her go in and clean it up with an old sponge and some soap

21 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

curtis_e_bare: ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.

[www.insideedition.com image 314x230]

Doesn't always solve problems.


Why the long face.


images.sodahead.com

21 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
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Tax Boy     
Fark in a Wal-Mart bathroom

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

21 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
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Silverstaff     

TV's Vinnie: BronyMedic: And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.

Meth seems to elicit an especially unusual level of stupid in people involved with it. Even crackheads don't exhibit such levels of DUH!.


Meth is like dumb and evil concentrated into physical form.

Seriously, have you seen what it does to people? It's like it shreds them in mind and body.

Marijuana will just make you lazy, hungry and just a little bit stupid. Cocaine will make you wired, twitchy and paranoid. Meth. . .will just make you a hyperactive idiot mess in a falling-apart body.

21 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
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BronyMedic     

ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.


No, it would have created additional problems.

You'd have a fire and a mass casualty in Walmart now because of the phosphene gasses and acidic solvents that are produced as byproduct of the shake and bake method.
And you'd have an idiot who would probably survive, and cost the taxpayers millions in burn center care afterwords.

/Elvis Presley Firefighter's Burn Center in Memphis has about 45% of it's ICU patient volume because of Meth labs going boom in it's referral region.

21 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
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LeroyBourne     

curtis_e_bare: ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.

[www.insideedition.com image 314x230]

Doesn't always solve problems.


Holy shiat! That deserves the 'at first i was like, then i was like' treatment.

21 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
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TV's Vinnie     

curtis_e_bare: ConConHead: A shame it didn't explode, like so many meth labs do. It would have solved two problems at once.

www.insideedition.com

Doesn't always solve problems.


Well, Indy DID tell her to keep eyes closed.

21 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
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BronyMedic     

DownDaRiver: Chances are they'll just duct tape some plastic garbage bags around a cashier and make her go in and clean it up with an old sponge and some soap


They taught us this in the academy. We call it a Hillbilly Hazmat Suit!

i4.ytimg.com

21 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
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DeathCipris     

Arkanaut: This is a microcosm of all the worst stereotypes about middle America...


You mean the Middle East?

cdn01.cdn.justjared.com

21 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
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tricycleracer     

justanotherfarkinfarker: You can make meth in a backpack? Man the high tech world we live in.


24.media.tumblr.com

21 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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BeerGraduate     
Four more beers!

21 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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signaljammer     
Many of the soldiers during WWII were on powerful speed. Must have made battle just a little bit weirder.

21 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
This story is terrible, but this thread is full of win.

21 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
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SkylineRecords     

BronyMedic: And now, that Walmart will have to pay a private HAZMAT company around 15 Grand to come in, and scrub everything in that room, flush out the duct work, and certify it safe for human occupancy.

All because someone wanted to get a hundred dollars of meth.


Aww. Poor Wal-Mart...

21 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
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Onkel Buck     

curtis_e_bare: [images.medicaldaily.com image 300x225]

What a working meth lab might look like.


Dr,. Pepper bottles? I wouldnt trust a meth dealer/user that doesnt drink anything besides Mt Dew.

21 Nov 2012 01:17 PM
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Carth     

Onkel Buck: curtis_e_bare: [images.medicaldaily.com image 300x225]

What a working meth lab might look like.

Dr,. Pepper bottles? I wouldnt trust a meth dealer/user that doesnt drink anything besides Mt Dew.


If Mt Dew were that great it would finish medical school.

21 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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Arkanaut     

signaljammer: Many of the soldiers during WWII were on powerful speed. Must have made battle just a little bit weirder.


I hear amphetamines are still standard issue for Special Forces.

21 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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signaljammer     
I see the utility in some ways, could make traumatic recall even more potent, I suppose.

21 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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