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   If you marry a woman in prison who is on trial for killing and dismembering her first two husbands, maybe you should calculate the odds when the court psychologist notes that your new wife has a "one in three" chance in killing again

21 Nov 2012 02:35 PM   |   10845 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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WelldeadLink     
Of course it's one in three, because she can't very well kill the other two again.

21 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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codergirl42     
So you're saying there's a chance it could still work out?

21 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
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titwrench     
So you're saying there's a chance?

21 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
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Free Radical     
"I'll take those odds!"
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21 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
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whither_apophis     
crazyhotgraph.jpg?

21 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

titwrench: So you're saying there's a chance?


So what you're telling me is that if these two crazy kids can't make it how, is there hope for the rest of us?

21 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
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suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
Probability doesn't work that way!

21 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
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Apos     
Is Wuornos the maiden name of this "Black Widow", by any chance?

21 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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Perducci     
She's already killed 2 out of three. If 1/3 is her average then, statistically, it should be a while before she kills again. The next guy is probably relatively safe.

21 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
She'd be hot, if she didn't have such soulless, dead eyes

www.iol.co.za

21 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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swaxhog     
Just keep telling yourself correlation does not imply causation.

21 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
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rickythepenguin    [TotalFark]  

Free Radical: "I'll take those odds!"



Nancy whats her name....oh my god how freaking hot she was. wonder how she looks now.

that movie largely holds up, also. the Alan Arkin dynamic with that cop guy is really funny.

21 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
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whither_apophis     
Warning sign #1: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala.

That's her name.

21 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
someone was mean to me once so i have to be gay and be mean to other people repeatedly.

21 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
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DaMoGan     
Is the first part of that headline ROT13 encrypted or something?

21 Nov 2012 02:41 PM
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Raoul Eaton     
It would be the "three in three" chance that would worry me. She's already used up her one chance twice.

//not a statistician
/waiting for someone to bring up Bayesian statistics

21 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

DaMoGan: Is the first part of that headline ROT13 encrypted or something?


yes, it's actually
Tbvqfnetv Rfgvonyvm Pneenamn Mnonyn

21 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

whither_apophis: Warning sign #1: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala.

That's her name.


So she's Jewish???

21 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
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CygnusDarius     

scottydoesntknow: She'd be hot, if she didn't have such soulless, dead eyes

[www.iol.co.za image 300x225]


But I'm sure she's a tiger in the sack, blood-thirst included.

21 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
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Tat'dGreaser     
What a dumbass

21 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Sultry full lips, big bambi eyes, a good indication she's got a pretty good body. I'd do it, I'd just censor myself, because you know there's a code word or phrase that her daddy said to her before crawling into bed with her as a child that will end with you waking up with your dick lopped off.

21 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
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DeathCipris     

ChipNASA: whither_apophis: Warning sign #1: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala.

That's her name.

So she's Jewish???


Funny...she doesn't look Jewish...

people.rit.edu

21 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
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Cletus C.     
What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

img.ibtimes.com

well, hello.

21 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
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uncleacid     
If there is one thing an ice cream parlor is not short of is freezer space.

21 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

WelldeadLink


Of course it's one in three, because she can't very well kill the other two again.


Exactly! Besides, she's already at TWO out of three which a) is WAY more than one in three, like almost twice as much, and b) ain't bad.

21 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
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SweetSaws     
Don't stick your dick in will-chop-your-dick-off crazy

21 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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Phony_Soldier     

Cletus C.: What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

[img.ibtimes.com image 850x506]

well, hello.


My thoughts exactly.

21 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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SmackLT    [TotalFark]  
She hid the body in the cellar of her ice cream parlor? I'm pretty sure I'd like to skip that 32nd flavor after all

21 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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Tat'dGreaser     
Yea this thread would probably be different if the sexes were reversed.

21 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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DeathCipris     

Cletus C.: What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

[img.ibtimes.com image 850x506]

well, hello.


Kinda looks like Alyson Hannigan, except with dead-pan facial expression and haunting eyes.

cache2.artprintimages.com

21 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
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BigLuca     
Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite

21 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
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bikerbob59     
So, they're going to let her out after killing and dismembering two people?

21 Nov 2012 02:57 PM
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DeathCipris     

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite


s1.static.gotsmile.net

21 Nov 2012 02:57 PM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite


Awesome. Just awesome

21 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
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Apos     
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21 Nov 2012 03:00 PM
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BigLuca     

DeathCipris: BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite

[s1.static.gotsmile.net image 604x453]


I'm just trolling. I know Fosters is fine, I've had it before. Never had vegemite before, but I've had Spam and I think it's about the same thing. And she is obviously not poisonous. I mean, she could be, who knows, but she probably didn't kill her husbands like that since she didn't eat them.

21 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite

POLAR BEARS. Penguins live down SOUTH, idiot.

21 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
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metal_gear     
Nevermind marrying her, why the hell would you let her out of prison?!?!?

21 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  

SmackLT: She hid the body in the cellar of her ice cream parlor? I'm pretty sure I'd like to skip that 32nd flavor after all


Wasn't this an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents?

21 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
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protectyourlimbs     
She reminds me of the crazy chick from that sitcom "Coupling"...

25.media.tumblr.com

21 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
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Shrink     
A woman dubbed the "Ice Cream Killer" and described as "singularly cold-blooded" by prosecutors has pleaded guilty to the murders of two lovers.

Double cold-blooded killing, waffle cones, and sprinkles extra.

21 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

uncleacid: If there is one thing an ice cream parlor is not short of is freezer space.


OK, so beware ice cream venders and pig farm owners.

21 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
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protectyourlimbs     

Tat'dGreaser: Yea this thread would probably be different if the sexes were reversed.



I see nothing to suggest why you think that a bunch of guys on the internet might have feel different if this wasn't a doable chick who seems pretty available?

21 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
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BuckTurgidson     

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite


i14.photobucket.com

21 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
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protectyourlimbs     

Shrink: A woman dubbed the "Ice Cream Killer" and described as "singularly cold-blooded" by prosecutors has pleaded guilty to the murders of two lovers.

Double cold-blooded killing, waffle cones, and sprinkles extra.


Ice cream... they die....

21 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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dj_spanmaster     
There's a similarity in all of those faces in the slideshow. They're all soulless.

21 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
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balzafyre     
Wouldn't the sound of a chainsaw in an ice cream parlor be a little suspicious? Or, her house? Not to mention gun shots?

21 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
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Random Anonymous Blackmail     
If you are going to kill and dismember 2 people (at separate times) never hide them in the same place.

21 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
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remus     
www.enemyplanet.com

21 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
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Cup_O_Jo     
Ok someone who has a gun IN THEIR BED.not under it..beside it.. behind the headboard.. BUT IN THE BED---is premeditating to kill husband #2. Which means she has just gotten better at it. She has children. YEAY!

21 Nov 2012 03:21 PM
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