(full site)
Fark.com

Try out our new mobile site!


Back To Main
   Doctors unable to figure out why a man's penis is being eaten from the inside by some mysterious creature

21 Nov 2012 03:58 PM   |   20987 clicks   |   Zim Diaspora
Showing 1-50 of 191 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
Besides a suggestion that his balls should be cut off, he has also been told it may be cancer.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

21 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
Oupa Shumeni of the African Traditional Health Practitioners Association said it is difficult to diagnose without throwing the bones.

No one is going to toss me!
i.imgur.comView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
When you're searching for the Gato Diablo, do NOT pee while swimming

24.media.tumblr.comView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
Arthur Jumbles    [TotalFark]  
twistedsifter.files.wordpress.comView Full Size

twistedsifter.files.wordpress.comView Full Size


Maybe one of these guys swam up his penis thinking it was a fish?

21 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

21 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
He sits in his house watching as his manhood gets eaten up by a living creature which no one can explain. And the creature under the skin of his penis is growing. It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.

All I can tell you is that "Sperm Hosepipe" would be a great name for a GWAR cover band.

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???


That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.

21 Nov 2012 02:28 PM
BronyMedic     
parterre.comView Full Size


THAT, MY FRIEND, IS THE DREADED CANDIRU FISH! A MYTHICAL CREATURE WITH A PERCHANCE FOR SWIMMING INTO A MAN'S URETHRA! MWUAHAHAHA

21 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
AdolfOliverPanties     
It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.  

images.wikia.comView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
Adjective Bird Whiskey    [TotalFark]  
t.qkme.meView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
Indolent    [TotalFark]  
Adios vato.

21 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
Stantz     
Wait? Kofi Annan is Mugabe?

21 Nov 2012 04:02 PM
Random Anonymous Blackmail     
He can feel it moving... I don't think antibiotics are going to do the trick... how about a little surgery and pull it out.

21 Nov 2012 04:02 PM
Son of Streak     
I...I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Unless it turns out that masturbation is the cure. Then I have nothing to fear.

21 Nov 2012 04:02 PM
Loaded Six String     
Nightmare fuel...

21 Nov 2012 04:02 PM
Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
This is why one should never ever RTFA.

21 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
oakleym82     
i don't what is omg wharararrrgggblblblb

21 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
Godscrack     
Pics or it didn't happen.

21 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Maybe this could help..

hudsongoodsblog.comView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
Blues Lounger     
I had that once. Turned out to be my ex.

21 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
Apos     
25.media.tumblr.comView Full Size


are on the case.

21 Nov 2012 04:07 PM
gibbon1    [TotalFark]  
nope.gif

Nope.

21 Nov 2012 04:07 PM
p4p3rm4t3     
Opens browsers clicks Fark sees headline turns off computer.

21 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
Godscrack     
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.

21 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
Leo Bloom's Freakout     

Godscrack: Pics or it didn't happen.


So.. if there's no pics, it didn't happen and I can maybe sleep tonight? I'm taking that route.

21 Nov 2012 04:10 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

dahmers love zombie: That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.


Inside my mind, I will be screaming for the rest of my life.

21 Nov 2012 04:10 PM
Five Tails of Fury     
What are the odds that every single click on this link is of the female persuasion?

/owie

21 Nov 2012 04:12 PM
chaoticcrash     
Personally, I'd have grabbed a bottle of good scotch, a sharp knife, and removed the thing myself if it is 'visibly moving'.

**shudders**

21 Nov 2012 04:13 PM
WarszawaScream    [TotalFark]  
Oh this looks interesting, let me pull up the arti-

*re-reads headline*

NOPE.

21 Nov 2012 04:13 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!     

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???


They actually don't harm the fish, amazingly.

21 Nov 2012 04:13 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

Godscrack: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.


Man, that's so old I forget its origin off the top of my head.

21 Nov 2012 04:14 PM
GreenSun     
LOL! It had Kofi Annan's picture at the top so I thought it was either Mr. Kofi who was having his penis eaten from the inside or he was the monster inside the penis!

21 Nov 2012 04:14 PM
jtown     

Random Anonymous Blackmail: He can feel it moving... I don't think antibiotics are going to do the trick... how about a little surgery and pull it out.


No shiat. Get a sharp knife and cut it out. How much worse could things possibly get???

21 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
The Angry Hand of God     
www.nobodygoeshere.comView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.

21 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
Counter_Intelligent     
No sir. I don't like it.

21 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
lemortede     
We need to stop all other scientific research and help this poor man.
What if it spreads!
/Nightmares

21 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
I sure there's already porn out there like this now.

21 Nov 2012 04:17 PM
Spanky McStupid     
s3-ec.buzzfed.comView Full Size
 

WAT?!

21 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

vudukungfu: My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.


"It's small, too."

/youngman

21 Nov 2012 04:19 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

dahmers love zombie: He sits in his house watching as his manhood gets eaten up by a living creature which no one can explain. And the creature under the skin of his penis is growing. It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.

All I can tell you is that "Sperm Hosepipe" would be a great name for a GWAR cover band.

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.


"It extracts blood through the claws on its front, causing the tongue to atrophy from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish's tongue by attaching its own body to the muscles of the tongue stub. The fish is able to use the parasite just like a normal tongue. It appears that the parasite does not cause any other damage to the host fish"

How do fish use their tongues, anyhow? I never thought about it until now.

21 Nov 2012 04:21 PM
Godscrack     
img12.imageshack.usView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 04:21 PM
Angry Buddha     

vudukungfu: My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.


That's Dr. Doctor, sir!

21 Nov 2012 04:22 PM
HoratioGates     

GreenSun: LOL! It had Kofi Annan's picture at the top so I thought it was either Mr. Kofi who was having his penis eaten from the inside or he was the monster inside the penis!


Saw the same picture, and the line under the picture said "Mugabe is dictator Kofi Anan", which covered my Kyzer Soze moment for the day! All this time he's been hiding in the U.N.!

21 Nov 2012 04:22 PM
Holocaust Agnostic     

special20: I sure there's already porn out there like this now.


It was in question?

21 Nov 2012 04:24 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
Isn't this the second 'bad penis' thread we had today? or was that yesterday?

21 Nov 2012 04:24 PM
croesius     
"Oh, that's nasty, I'll just keep readi...."

AIGH!

i.neoseeker.comView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 04:25 PM
SuperChuck     
Somebody hold me

21 Nov 2012 04:28 PM
AbiNormal     
I'm sure 100 megatons would be sufficient.
3.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

21 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
mjohnson71     
Please let it be Kayne West. Please let it be Kayne West.

(clicks link)

Dammit!

21 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

SuperChuck: Somebody hold me


Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.

21 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
Showing 1-50 of 191 comments
Refresh Page 2
View Comments:
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined