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BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???
Godscrack: Pics or it didn't happen.
dahmers love zombie: That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.
Godscrack: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.
Random Anonymous Blackmail: He can feel it moving... I don't think antibiotics are going to do the trick... how about a little surgery and pull it out.
vudukungfu: My penis is having issues.We should cut off your balls.I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.
dahmers love zombie: He sits in his house watching as his manhood gets eaten up by a living creature which no one can explain. And the creature under the skin of his penis is growing. It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.All I can tell you is that "Sperm Hosepipe" would be a great name for a GWAR cover band.BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.
GreenSun: LOL! It had Kofi Annan's picture at the top so I thought it was either Mr. Kofi who was having his penis eaten from the inside or he was the monster inside the penis!
special20: I sure there's already porn out there like this now.
SuperChuck: Somebody hold me
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