Besides a suggestion that his balls should be cut off, he has also been told it may be cancer.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

Oupa Shumeni of the African Traditional Health Practitioners Association said it is difficult to diagnose without throwing the bones.

No one is going to toss me!

When you're searching for the Gato Diablo, do NOT pee while swimming

Maybe one of these guys swam up his penis thinking it was a fish?

WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

He sits in his house watching as his manhood gets eaten up by a living creature which no one can explain. And the creature under the skin of his penis is growing. It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.

All I can tell you is that "Sperm Hosepipe" would be a great name for a GWAR cover band.

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.

THAT, MY FRIEND, IS THE DREADED CANDIRU FISH! A MYTHICAL CREATURE WITH A PERCHANCE FOR SWIMMING INTO A MAN'S URETHRA! MWUAHAHAHA

It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.  

Adios vato.

Wait? Kofi Annan is Mugabe?

He can feel it moving... I don't think antibiotics are going to do the trick... how about a little surgery and pull it out.

I...I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Unless it turns out that masturbation is the cure. Then I have nothing to fear.

Nightmare fuel...

This is why one should never ever RTFA.

i don't what is omg wharararrrgggblblblb

Pics or it didn't happen.

Maybe this could help..

I had that once. Turned out to be my ex.

are on the case.

nope.gif

Nope.

Opens browsers clicks Fark sees headline turns off computer.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.

Godscrack: Pics or it didn't happen.

So.. if there's no pics, it didn't happen and I can maybe sleep tonight? I'm taking that route.

dahmers love zombie: That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.

Inside my mind, I will be screaming for the rest of my life.

What are the odds that every single click on this link is of the female persuasion?

/owie

Personally, I'd have grabbed a bottle of good scotch, a sharp knife, and removed the thing myself if it is 'visibly moving'.

**shudders**

Oh this looks interesting, let me pull up the arti-

*re-reads headline*

NOPE.

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

They actually don't harm the fish, amazingly.

Godscrack: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.

Man, that's so old I forget its origin off the top of my head.

LOL! It had Kofi Annan's picture at the top so I thought it was either Mr. Kofi who was having his penis eaten from the inside or he was the monster inside the penis!

Random Anonymous Blackmail: He can feel it moving... I don't think antibiotics are going to do the trick... how about a little surgery and pull it out.

No shiat. Get a sharp knife and cut it out. How much worse could things possibly get???

My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.

No sir. I don't like it.

We need to stop all other scientific research and help this poor man.
What if it spreads!
/Nightmares

I sure there's already porn out there like this now.

 

WAT?!

vudukungfu: My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.

"It's small, too."

/youngman

dahmers love zombie: He sits in his house watching as his manhood gets eaten up by a living creature which no one can explain. And the creature under the skin of his penis is growing. It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.

All I can tell you is that "Sperm Hosepipe" would be a great name for a GWAR cover band.

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.

"It extracts blood through the claws on its front, causing the tongue to atrophy from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish's tongue by attaching its own body to the muscles of the tongue stub. The fish is able to use the parasite just like a normal tongue. It appears that the parasite does not cause any other damage to the host fish"

How do fish use their tongues, anyhow? I never thought about it until now.

vudukungfu: My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.

That's Dr. Doctor, sir!

GreenSun: LOL! It had Kofi Annan's picture at the top so I thought it was either Mr. Kofi who was having his penis eaten from the inside or he was the monster inside the penis!

Saw the same picture, and the line under the picture said "Mugabe is dictator Kofi Anan", which covered my Kyzer Soze moment for the day! All this time he's been hiding in the U.N.!

special20: I sure there's already porn out there like this now.

It was in question?

Isn't this the second 'bad penis' thread we had today? or was that yesterday?

"Oh, that's nasty, I'll just keep readi...."

AIGH!

Somebody hold me

I'm sure 100 megatons would be sufficient.

Please let it be Kayne West. Please let it be Kayne West.

(clicks link)

Dammit!

SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.