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   We're lucky to have cranberries after icy season, but did you have to let them linger?

21 Nov 2012 06:22 PM   |   4298 clicks   |   UPI
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NowhereMon     
Did you have to pull my finger?

21 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
Not bad, subs.

21 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
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Equilibrist    [TotalFark]  
Ouch, +1.

21 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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Doc Daneeka     
It was just your imagination, subby.

21 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
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sunbyrne     
Wow, 1993 called...

21 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
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phrawgh     
Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

21 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
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Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
ಠ_ಠ

21 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
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Skr     
Some where down the line, the word Linger was inextricably attached with the passing of gas. Have never been able to appreciate that song due to that. On the other hand the word Moist has it's own specific connotation. Mmmm moist bread.

Never cared for the cranberry gel, I like cranberry juice a lot though.

21 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
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Silly Jesus     
I love the sucking sound that the sauce makes as it comes out of the can. It's reminiscent of something...I just can't place it.

21 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
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sophus_tree     
♫ Did you have to-- Did you have to-- Did you have to sniff your finger?

21 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
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gerbilpox     

Doc Daneeka: It was just your imagination, subby.


There's no need to argue anymore.

21 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
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Onkel Buck     

phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.


Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song

21 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
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meat0918    [TotalFark]  

Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song


I will never listen to that song the same way again.

21 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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Silly Jesus     

Skr: Some where down the line, the word Linger was inextricably attached with the passing of gas. Have never been able to appreciate that song due to that. On the other hand the word Moist has it's own specific connotation. Mmmm moist bread.

Never cared for the cranberry gel, I like cranberry juice a lot though.

 

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21 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  

sophus_tree: ♫ Did you have to-- Did you have to-- Did you have to sniff your finger? ♫


Sounds like an ode to his handling.

21 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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ciberido    [TotalFark]  

gerbilpox: Doc Daneeka: It was just your imagination, subby.

There's no need to argue anymore.


I'm free to decide that for myself.

21 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
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Karma Curmudgeon    [TotalFark]  
Does anyone care?

21 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
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phaseolus     
I. well done, subby

II. Bad weather in New York isn't going to cause a cranberry shortage, most of them come from Wisconsin.

21 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
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Porous Horace     
Ode to my family zombie

21 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
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Skr     

Silly Jesus:

[fc00.deviantart.net image 300x300]


...like a Meatball Sub from Subway™

21 Nov 2012 06:38 PM
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smazzocity     
+1 to the Subby.

21 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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Onkel Buck     

meat0918: Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song

I will never listen to that song the same way again.


I said the same thing in 1994.

21 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
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DangerGentleman     
god I hated that band.

21 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
Damn you subby, now I'm going to have that damn song stuck in my head all weekend.

21 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
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namegoeshere     
I laugh at those who slave over their thanksgiving meal, making most everything from scratch, then open a can and schlup a tube of cranberry goo onto a plate. Tacky and nasty.

Fresh cranberry dressing is best cranberry dressing.

Also excellent on sammiches and over ice cream.

21 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
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uncleacid     
media.mediapost.com

21 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
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prekrasno     
Salvation.

/amidoinitrite?

21 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
i.imgur.com

21 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
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Dingleberry Dickwad    [TotalFark]  

phaseolus: I. well done, subby

II. Bad weather in New York isn't going to cause a cranberry shortage, most of them come from Wisconsin.


While you're correct, Massachusetts also has a fair cranberry industry going. The weather described in TFA happened here in the main cranberry regions of WI as well. Early melt with warm days caused the beds to bloom early, but the nights were still getting close to freezing, if not below.

/works for a place that makes and sells various types of frost alarms that many cranberry growers in the area use.

21 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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skinink     

Karma Curmudgeon: Does anyone care?


I want more impossible to ignore, impossible to ignore.

21 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
cranberry's full phytonutrient benefits

After reading the technobabble word "phytonutrient" I hope cranberries turn out to be carcinogenic and all the buzzword-gullible health food nuts die and leave the rest of us cranberry-indifferent people alone.

21 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
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LDM90     

Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song


eE eE eE eE oOH oOH oOH oOH

21 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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Indubitably     
Zombie-juice?

21 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
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Znuh     
In England, "Fresh from the bog" has an entirely different meaning.

21 Nov 2012 07:08 PM
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Via Infinito    [TotalFark]  

Mentat: Damn you subby, now I'm going to have that damn song stuck in my head all weekend.


THIS.

21 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
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LeroyBourne     
I'll care if the price of cranberry juice goes up.
/hard boston accent* what, are ya on yur per-re-ed?

21 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
Oh, I thought the world of you, submitter.
I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong.

21 Nov 2012 07:18 PM
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Kit Fister     
I'm afraid I'll be the boobies and ask what the headline is referencing.

21 Nov 2012 07:21 PM
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Your_Midnight_Man     
Cranberries are so good, served..

♪ In every possible way ♫

21 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
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Indubitably     
This song just ended on my iTunes, but i started on random when I opened Fark...

hmmm.

and here it is?

why?

just now

21 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
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Hobodeluxe     

Kit Fister: I'm afraid I'll be the boobies and ask what the headline is referencing.


this wonderful little song

21 Nov 2012 07:29 PM
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Indubitably     

Indubitably: This song just ended on my iTunes, but i started on random when I opened Fark...

hmmm.

and here it is?

why?

just now


*cue "Oh You" guy*

21 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
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zarberg     

Silly Jesus: I love the sucking sound that the sauce makes as it comes out of the can. It's reminiscent of something...I just can't place it.


I know the feeling, but for me it's your mother that makes that sucking sound.

21 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
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Bob Down     
Cunning headline

21 Nov 2012 07:32 PM
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Gijick     
Thanks for the lol, subby. I needed it after a hard day of work.

21 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
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LordOfThePings     
cdn.ph.upi.com

Oh look, today we're serving the hopes and aspirations of Mitt Romney.

21 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
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Indubitably     

LordOfThePings: [cdn.ph.upi.com image 541x354]

Oh look, today we're serving the hopes and aspirations of Mitt Romney.


How so?

Your 1000 words don't tell me the story, so please elaborate. Thank you.

21 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
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balthan     

Skr: I like cranberry juice a lot though.


Pure cranberry juice or 'cranberry juice cocktail'?

21 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
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Jamdug!     
img.dailymail.co.uk

I believe this is a picture of lead singer of that band. Set your phalluses to 'Meh'.

21 Nov 2012 07:50 PM
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Big 900     

phaseolus: I. well done, subby

II. Bad weather in New York isn't going to cause a cranberry shortage, most of them come from Wisconsin.


52% of the worlds supply, to be exact.

/live in the middle of Wisconsin cranberry country

21 Nov 2012 07:51 PM
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