Did you have to pull my finger?

Not bad, subs.

Ouch, +1.

It was just your imagination, subby.

Wow, 1993 called...

Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

ಠ_ಠ

Some where down the line, the word Linger was inextricably attached with the passing of gas. Have never been able to appreciate that song due to that. On the other hand the word Moist has it's own specific connotation. Mmmm moist bread.

Never cared for the cranberry gel, I like cranberry juice a lot though.

I love the sucking sound that the sauce makes as it comes out of the can. It's reminiscent of something...I just can't place it.

♫ Did you have to-- Did you have to-- Did you have to sniff your finger? ♫

Doc Daneeka: It was just your imagination, subby.

There's no need to argue anymore.

phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song

Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song

I will never listen to that song the same way again.

Skr: Some where down the line, the word Linger was inextricably attached with the passing of gas. Have never been able to appreciate that song due to that. On the other hand the word Moist has it's own specific connotation. Mmmm moist bread.

Never cared for the cranberry gel, I like cranberry juice a lot though. 

sophus_tree: ♫ Did you have to-- Did you have to-- Did you have to sniff your finger? ♫

Sounds like an ode to his handling.

gerbilpox: Doc Daneeka: It was just your imagination, subby.

There's no need to argue anymore.

I'm free to decide that for myself.

Does anyone care?

I. well done, subby

II. Bad weather in New York isn't going to cause a cranberry shortage, most of them come from Wisconsin.

Ode to my family zombie

Silly Jesus:

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...like a Meatball Sub from Subway™

+1 to the Subby.

meat0918: Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song

I will never listen to that song the same way again.

I said the same thing in 1994.

god I hated that band.

Damn you subby, now I'm going to have that damn song stuck in my head all weekend.

I laugh at those who slave over their thanksgiving meal, making most everything from scratch, then open a can and schlup a tube of cranberry goo onto a plate. Tacky and nasty.

Fresh cranberry dressing is best cranberry dressing.

Also excellent on sammiches and over ice cream.

Salvation.

/amidoinitrite?

phaseolus: I. well done, subby

II. Bad weather in New York isn't going to cause a cranberry shortage, most of them come from Wisconsin.

While you're correct, Massachusetts also has a fair cranberry industry going. The weather described in TFA happened here in the main cranberry regions of WI as well. Early melt with warm days caused the beds to bloom early, but the nights were still getting close to freezing, if not below.

/works for a place that makes and sells various types of frost alarms that many cranberry growers in the area use.

Karma Curmudgeon: Does anyone care?

I want more impossible to ignore, impossible to ignore.

cranberry's full phytonutrient benefits

After reading the technobabble word "phytonutrient" I hope cranberries turn out to be carcinogenic and all the buzzword-gullible health food nuts die and leave the rest of us cranberry-indifferent people alone.

Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song

eE eE eE eE oOH oOH oOH oOH

Zombie-juice?

In England, "Fresh from the bog" has an entirely different meaning.

Mentat: Damn you subby, now I'm going to have that damn song stuck in my head all weekend.

THIS.

I'll care if the price of cranberry juice goes up.
/hard boston accent* what, are ya on yur per-re-ed?

Oh, I thought the world of you, submitter.
I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong.

I'm afraid I'll be the boobies and ask what the headline is referencing.

Cranberries are so good, served..

♪ In every possible way ♫

This song just ended on my iTunes, but i started on random when I opened Fark...

hmmm.

and here it is?

why?

just now

Kit Fister: I'm afraid I'll be the boobies and ask what the headline is referencing.

this wonderful little song

Indubitably: This song just ended on my iTunes, but i started on random when I opened Fark...

hmmm.

and here it is?

why?

just now

*cue "Oh You" guy*

Silly Jesus: I love the sucking sound that the sauce makes as it comes out of the can. It's reminiscent of something...I just can't place it.

I know the feeling, but for me it's your mother that makes that sucking sound.

Cunning headline

Thanks for the lol, subby. I needed it after a hard day of work.

Oh look, today we're serving the hopes and aspirations of Mitt Romney.

LordOfThePings: [cdn.ph.upi.com image 541x354]

Oh look, today we're serving the hopes and aspirations of Mitt Romney.

How so?

Your 1000 words don't tell me the story, so please elaborate. Thank you.

Skr: I like cranberry juice a lot though.

Pure cranberry juice or 'cranberry juice cocktail'?

I believe this is a picture of lead singer of that band. Set your phalluses to 'Meh'.

phaseolus: I. well done, subby

II. Bad weather in New York isn't going to cause a cranberry shortage, most of them come from Wisconsin.

52% of the worlds supply, to be exact.

/live in the middle of Wisconsin cranberry country