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bingethinker: Is she hot?
Ed Finnerty: What a dick. He should have pleated guilty.
Churchy LaFemme: This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.
fusillade762: he wanted to teach her lesson about leaving the iron on"He's a veteran of the Iraq War."It's like that thing they do in boot camp where they shoot you to teach you a lesson about not getting in front of bullets.
KrispyKritter: the 3rd-4th time this happened i left the iron out on the porch. somehow this got the point across to the Mrs.i like how news articles mention someone is a veteran. voluntarily putting yourself in harms way to be an assassin for a government that will gladly let you starve homeless & unemployed if you make it home alive tells me you make poor decisions and are quite possible unstable.
AverageAmericanGuy: I was walking across the carpet in my living room the other day and at one particular spot I felt the shag get 'crispy'. Getting down on my hands and knees, I felt around the area and there seemed to be a small patch of this strangeness. I thought maybe my kid had spilled a milkshake or something on the rug, so I raised my voice at him when he denied spilling anything. He went to his room crying and grounded. We don't accept lying in this house.Later when my wife got back from shopping, I told her about the carpet and she came clean that she had done that when she was ironing shirts earlier. The iron had fallen from its charging stand and briefly fell on the rug. This was enough to burn the rug. I yelled a little while about how this was going to cost us to have the carpet replaced.After a while I stopped feeling angry and we all had dinner and they apologized for their behavior.
L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?She answered the iron.
Feral_and_Preposterous: L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?She answered the iron.How did she burn the other ear?
Huck And Molly Ziegler: Also see story about a man, a sheep and farking and what HE'S called.
L.D. Ablo: Feral_and_Preposterous: L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?She answered the iron.How did she burn the other ear?When they called back.
"He wanted me to come forward and at least, let everyone know that he's not a child abuser," he added. "The facts that will come out in this case will show that my client isn't a child abuser."
ExcaliburPrime111: I think the "veteran" tag here is more of a way to "excuse" his actions, or at least say something to the effect of: "This was probably a nice guy, but his experiences as a veteran are at least partly to blame for his later unacceptable behavior. While we certainly do not condone these actions, we can sympathize to some extent and don't feel that this is a completely horrible person."
Gawdzila: bingethinker: Is she hot?I already felt bad for giggling at the headline, and then you had to go and say that./LOL
bestie1: I don't see anything funny about a 12 year old girl being burned with an iron.
Metalithic: I'm pleasantly surprised no-one has tried to claim the girl deserved it.
bestie1: I don't see anything funny about a 12 year old girl being burned with an iron. Do and say what you please. I just don't think it's funny.
ExperianScaresCthulhu: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]She knows all about that :(/that episode scarred me for life
L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller Anne Frank burn her ear?She answered the iron.
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