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   Dave Petraeus is going stir-crazy and already plotting his comeback. "He's the most ambitious guy I've ever seen. I'm absolutely confident he's going to succeed again"

22 Nov 2012 09:58 AM   |   5256 clicks   |   The New York Times
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naughtyrev    [TotalFark]  
Translation: Fox News National Security Advisor

22 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
NowhereMon     
I see some TMZ in his future...

22 Nov 2012 12:21 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  

naughtyrev: Translation: Fox News National Security Advisor


Oh jeez.

"OK, General Petraeus... can I call you Dave? OK Dave... we need you to assure our audience that no matter what, Israel is our sponsor, I mean... Israel is our greatest asset, I mean... our greatest ally in the Middle East. Also, you need to tell the rubes, er... I mean... our audience that if Obama, Hillary, or any other Democrat said it, it's a lie."

22 Nov 2012 12:28 AM
violentsalvation    [TotalFark]  
Dave's not here.

22 Nov 2012 12:37 AM
Arthur Jumbles     
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Holly.... you should have kept the hair long

22 Nov 2012 12:47 AM
netizencain    [TotalFark]  
Academy nickname was Pansy Petraeus.

22 Nov 2012 01:46 AM
alienated     
Many are talking about him re-applying for his most current ex job. The only problem I have with that is if the damn chief of the cia cant keep an affair secret by using standard email accounts, I seriously doubt his ability to be the chief spy.
That said, I have to hope that a man this smart will have learned his lesson, and the country does need dedicated men and women of that caliber, cheating is bad and all but you have to agree that he loves this country, and deserves a second chance.

22 Nov 2012 04:45 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

alienated: Many are talking about him re-applying for his most current ex job. The only problem I have with that is if the damn chief of the cia cant keep an affair secret by using standard email accounts, I seriously doubt his ability to be the chief spy.
That said, I have to hope that a man this smart will have learned his lesson, and the country does need dedicated men and women of that caliber, cheating is bad and all but you have to agree that he loves this country, and deserves a second chance.


Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

Funny if the right wing embraces him after going out of their way to sink Clinton, but thats par for their course, its the do as I say not as I do party. Actually he might be a good fit on FOX, he was cheating with a woman.

22 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
alienated     

Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.


its still a bs argument.

22 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

its still a bs argument.


Welp, you can go back in time to about 1997 and 1998 and tell Newtie and the rest of his merry band of hypocrites not to raise impeachment charges, not to hire kenneth starr, and not to waste 40 million dollars on a frivolous lawsuit. In the end all it did was screw with Clinton's presidency. It didn't change alpha guys likelihood of tapping ass thats offered to them.

22 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
strapp3r     
He's the most ambitious guy I've ever seen

two socialites, one general?

22 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
There's a lot more ass just waiting for him to tap.
He just needs to be patient.

22 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
natas6.0     
..nobody cares that he was farking around
yer just pretending to care about the national security blah blah.
name a politician that garnered this much angst when he was caught farking around,
and name one you couldn't care less about.
asess the political aspect of your butthurt

don't care either way, no dog in this fight
it just seems like so much whaagrrbl

22 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
Big Ramifications     
"He's the most ambitious guy I've ever seen. I'm absolutely confident he's going to succeed again"

Succeed at what? Sticking his dick in more crazy?

DNRTFA. That quote put me off reading it, to be frank.

22 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
EZ Writer     
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22 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
dv-ous     
You know you're working on a whole 'nuther level of "insider" when you resign in disgrace and have four job offers in two weeks without even trying.

22 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
Valiente     

alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

its still a bs argument.


Until you get rid of eminent domain practices and elect an atheist President, I'm going to continue to maintain that America is floated on a raft of BS arguments.

22 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
A Shambling Mound     
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22 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
hasty ambush     

alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

its still a bs argument.


Disagree. If your spouse cannot trust your stupid ass why the hell should anybody else?

I am just surprise the normally radically feminist Democrats put up with such a double standard. Bill Clinton, the alledged male, is still held in high regard by them while the woman he cheated with life is bascially ruined. Also look at the high regard Hilary is held despite standing by the cheating SOB like a good subservient wife.

No doubt thanks to the double standard that Democrats embrace the Generals will recover while Broadwell and Kelly will not.

The real reason Clinton should have been impeached

22 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

A Shambling Mound: [i.imgur.com image 600x554]


Tom Tomorrow as usual kills it.

22 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
TheBigJerk     

Valiente: alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

its still a bs argument.

Until you get rid of eminent domain practices and elect an atheist President, I'm going to continue to maintain that America is floated on a raft of BS arguments.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gennife r_Flowers

Story came out before the election. Just sayin'.

22 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
KrispyKritter     
thanks to the news machine we'll have to put up with this asshat for much longer than we should have to. business as usual.

22 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
WhoopAssWayne     
Typical scumbag Democrat being propped up by the typical scumbag flag-following simpletons. Their defense of this scum? "B-B-B-B-B-BUT REPUBLICANS B-B-B-B-BUT FAUX NEWS!"

All you dumbasses can do is point the finger and blame others for your own mistakes. What you will NOT be doing is a) fixing the economy, b) stopping our endless overseas wars, c) rolling back the huge rights grab we've endured. And the excuse? You guessed it: "B-B-B-B-B-BUT REPUBLICANS B-B-B-B-BUT FAUX NEWS!" All those protests against a, b, and c during the Bush years? Yep, non-existent now.

Enjoy all that change scumbags. Enjoy that big pot of government gold you're due to get any day now.

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//"B-B-B-B-B-BUT REPUBLICANS B-B-B-B-BUT FAUX NEWS!"

22 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
Popcorn Johnny     
Farkers are such hypocrites sometimes. You all absolutely worship Bill Clinton but are dragging Petraeus through the mud every chance you get.

22 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
What's he planning again? Is it a come back or a cum back?

22 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
Yakk     

naughtyrev: Translation: Fox News National Security Advisor


Uhoh

22 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

WhoopAssWayne: Typical scumbag Democrat being propped up by the typical scumbag flag-following simpletons. Their defense of this scum? "B-B-B-B-B-BUT REPUBLICANS B-B-B-B-BUT FAUX NEWS!"

All you dumbasses can do is point the finger and blame others for your own mistakes. What you will NOT be doing is a) fixing the economy, b) stopping our endless overseas wars, c) rolling back the huge rights grab we've endured. And the excuse? You guessed it: "B-B-B-B-B-BUT REPUBLICANS B-B-B-B-BUT FAUX NEWS!" All those protests against a, b, and c during the Bush years? Yep, non-existent now.

Enjoy all that change scumbags. Enjoy that big pot of government gold you're due to get any day now.

change.jpg

//"B-B-B-B-B-BUT REPUBLICANS B-B-B-B-BUT FAUX NEWS!"


Straight to ignore.

22 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
Hunter_Worthington     

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LOL. Now tell us the one about how the Bacardi family is keeping Cuba poor.

22 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
rufus-t-firefly     
Would YOU want to stay home with the wife you publicly humiliated? The whole farking country knows he was farking around on her.

22 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

Popcorn Johnny: Farkers are such hypocrites sometimes. You all absolutely worship Bill Clinton but are dragging Petraeus through the mud every chance you get.


Not so much, snowflake.

Just pointing out a hell of a lot of the same asswits that pilloried Willie Jeff Clinton are now worshipping David War Hero Petraeus.

Situation ethics, how do they work.

22 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
Popcorn Johnny     

Generation_D: Not so much, snowflake.


Yes, very much so. Clinton is a Fark favorite and nobody can deny that.

22 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
Moopy Mac     

Valiente: alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

its still a bs argument.

Until you get rid of eminent domain practices and elect an atheist President, I'm going to continue to maintain that America is floated on a raft of BS arguments.


Don't most countries have eminent domain?

22 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     

Hunter_Worthington: A Shambling Mound: [i.imgur.com image 600x554]

LOL. Now tell us the one about how the Bacardi family is keeping Cuba poor.


That's kind of tricky, since Bacardi is located in Puerto Rico.
Or did you not know that.

22 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
ModernLuddite     
biatches be crazy.

22 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

natas6.0: ..nobody cares that he was farking around
yer just pretending to care about the national security blah blah.
name a politician that garnered this much angst when he was caught farking around,
and name one you couldn't care less about.
asess the political aspect of your butthurt

don't care either way, no dog in this fight
it just seems like so much whaagrrbl


Psst, you are not supposed to notice that.
Just a jump to the left,
a step to the right,

Now the stage is set.
Move along.

22 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     

natas6.0: name a politician that garnered this much angst when he was caught farking around,
and name one you couldn't care less about.
asess the political aspect of your butthurt


Yup.
The rethuglickers have nothing, nothing, nothing.
Next time that closeted self-hating senator lindsey graham starts bleating about BENGHAZI BANGHAZI BENGHAZI, someone needs to ask him how many jobs have been lost in South Carolina, his constituency, during his tenure as a congress critter -- since 1995.

22 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  

TheBigJerk: Valiente: alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

its still a bs argument.

Until you get rid of eminent domain practices and elect an atheist President, I'm going to continue to maintain that America is floated on a raft of BS arguments.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gennifer _Flowers

Story came out before the election. Just sayin'.


This bears rephrasing: Anybody who didn't know Bill Clinton was a philanderer before the 1992 election wasn't paying attention. People voted for him anyway, more people than voted for his 2 non-philandering opponents.

22 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
Spanky McStupid     
Separated at birth?

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22 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
SovietCanuckistan     
Half of his medals came from securing a Target Warehouse in Kuwait.

22 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
Do_wacka_Do     
I thought affairs were personal issues and shouldn't affect your job in Gov't. Oh, that's right it only applies to Dems. Why should he have had to resign? Clinton didn't have to.

22 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
EZ Writer     

SovietCanuckistan: Half of his medals came from securing a Target Warehouse in Kuwait.


Half of mine came from showing up for work on time, and the other half for not getting caught for all the shiat I was doing... What of it?

22 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
Jjaro     

Generation_D: Popcorn Johnny: Farkers are such hypocrites sometimes. You all absolutely worship Bill Clinton but are dragging Petraeus through the mud every chance you get.

Not so much, snowflake.

Just pointing out a hell of a lot of the same asswits that pilloried Willie Jeff Clinton are now worshipping David War Hero Petraeus.

Situation ethics, how do they work.


Bill also lied under oath about it-Petraeus didn't

22 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
EZ Writer     

Do_wacka_Do: I thought affairs were personal issues and shouldn't affect your job in Gov't. Oh, that's right it only applies to Dems. Why should he have had to resign? Clinton didn't have to.


Former Congressman Lee (R-NY) disagrees ...
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22 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
The Gentleman Caller     
Where did you go, Anthony Weiner?! All is forgiven!

22 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
BalugaJoe     
He betrayed us.

22 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

Jjaro: Generation_D: Popcorn Johnny: Farkers are such hypocrites sometimes. You all absolutely worship Bill Clinton but are dragging Petraeus through the mud every chance you get.

Not so much, snowflake.

Just pointing out a hell of a lot of the same asswits that pilloried Willie Jeff Clinton are now worshipping David War Hero Petraeus.

Situation ethics, how do they work.

Bill also lied under oath about it-Petraeus didn't


At a phony trial. Set up by Newt, who was cheating on his wife at the time.

Ridiculous, either its shameful and everyone needs to resign if they cheat, or its nobody's business and go to hell.

You can't keep flip flopping morality. Well you can, you're Republicans.

22 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
EZ Writer     

Generation_D: At a phony trial. Set up by Newt, who was cheating on his wife at the time.


To be fair, she *was* too sick to put out...

22 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
shortymac     

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Holly.... you should have kept the hair long


SHE'S 60 YEARS OLD!!!!!! FFS, she looks better than most farkers. He isn't a looker either.

22 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
herrDrFarkenstein     
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Generation_D: alienated: Generation_D: Same argument as Clinton. If you can't keep it zipped, you aren't fit to lead.

its still a bs argument.

Welp, you can go back in time to about 1997 and 1998 and tell Newtie and the rest of his merry band of hypocrites not to raise impeachment charges, not to hire kenneth starr, and not to waste 40 million dollars on a frivolous lawsuit. In the end all it did was screw with Clinton's presidency. It didn't change alpha guys likelihood of tapping ass thats offered to them.


Amateurs. I had one mistress blow my chief of staff poolside at the WH while I watched, just for the lulz

22 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
SovietCanuckistan     

EZ Writer: SovietCanuckistan: Half of his medals came from securing a Target Warehouse in Kuwait.

Half of mine came from showing up for work on time, and the other half for not getting caught for all the shiat I was doing... What of it?


LOL - Is there a Stealth Medal for not getting caught? That would be sweet.

22 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
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