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   Don't you hate it when you meet the girl of your dreams while she's visiting your country, and you sail after her for eight months in your yacht only to finally be stopped by immigration officials and a restraining order? Yeah, me too

22 Nov 2012 09:46 AM   |   13623 clicks   |   Telegraph
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BarkingUnicorn     
"he stole her number from the restaurant's wall"

Ouch. It's REALLY must hurt to be turned down by that kind of girl!

22 Nov 2012 01:32 AM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
Awwwww. He's pretty hansome too. I'm sure there are plenty of women who would love to be stalked by a guy like that.

22 Nov 2012 01:38 AM
BarkingUnicorn     
I've never seen a 16-foot yacht.

22 Nov 2012 01:52 AM
Bob Falfa    [TotalFark]  
Did they stop you from bringing your tiger in to the country?
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22 Nov 2012 02:06 AM
digitalrain     
Isn't it ironic?

22 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
Aboleth     
A Turkey post? Must be close to Thanksgiving.

22 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
Valiente     
Less Turkish Delight and more Midnight Express.

22 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
16 foot yacht?
My dinghy is bigger.

22 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
padraig     

BarkingUnicorn: 16-foot yacht


For reference, here is what a 16-foot boat looks like.

www.towmeup.comView Full Size


That's quite an obsession, if you are willing to travel for 8 monts on such a thing.

22 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
KrispyKritter     
Admiral Anal at your service m'am.

22 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
Need_MindBleach     
Given that she turned him down for a date the first time and then got married, I'm going to say "what a maroon."

22 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
quisph     
He didn't even get a valid passport first? How did someone this incompetent and short-sighted ever manage to run a successful business?

"Mr Culum, who once ran a mobile phone company"

Oh.

22 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
skinink     
Can't find a Courtney Murray in Liverpool on Facebook, but when I do I'll profess my undying love as well.

22 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
Kurmudgeon     

digitalrain: Isn't it ironic?


It's like rain on your wedding day or not
Seriously dude, plenty of other fish in the sea.

22 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
The yacht in question:

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22 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Sixteen foot yacht?
His boat is definitely too small.
That chick would require at least a 90-footer to drop her panties.
Plus, he's Turkish.
Plus, his facebook page doesn't have a profile picture, just a black square with the word, "Courtney"

22 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
magic_patch     
Sure, she's quite hot. But not 8 month sea voyage in a 16 foot yacht hot.

22 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
Airportmatt     

22 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
Linux_Yes     
he said something about he's cumming and for her to pray for him.

apparently, its going to be one massive load saved up over years.

22 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
Silverstaff     

Need_MindBleach: Given that she turned him down for a date the first time and then got married, I'm going to say "what a maroon."


Yeah, you meet a girl once when she's visiting your country. She turns you down. You don't let that stop you, and you stalk her, and decide to set off on an 8,000 mile maritime voyage in what is essentially a dinghy, without passport or visa, expecting to just surprise her in her homeland and expect her to dump everything and be with you.

I mean yeah, if it worked the movie rights alone would have made them rich. That would probably be a huge film hit, but the odds against it working were a million to one.

Yeah, he needs to be arrested. I'd say a psychiatric evaluation might also be in order.

22 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     

quisph: He didn't even get a valid passport first? How did someone this incompetent and short-sighted ever manage to run a successful business?

"Mr Culum, who once ran a mobile phone company"

Oh.


In other words, he resold burners on the streets of Izmir.

22 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: I've never seen a 16-foot yacht.


Came for this. Leaving happy.

22 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
Linux_Yes     
if that dude had a fat wallet, she'd fall in love with him.

22 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
Airportmatt     
Anybody have a link to his blog?

22 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
LrdPhoenix     

padraig: BarkingUnicorn: 16-foot yacht

For reference, here is what a 16-foot boat looks like.

[www.towmeup.com image 350x225]

That's quite an obsession, if you are willing to travel for 8 monts on such a thing.


Looks a bit nicer than that, has a small cabin. Image at the top is image 1 of 2, 2nd image is of his boat.

22 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     
I know all about that restraining order thingee. I got it at the same time the police gave me my "wooden shampoo."

/Can't help who you love.
//Call me, Summer.

22 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
LrdPhoenix     

HotIgneous Intruder: quisph: He didn't even get a valid passport first? How did someone this incompetent and short-sighted ever manage to run a successful business?

"Mr Culum, who once ran a mobile phone company"

Oh.

In other words, he resold burners on the streets of Izmir.


Apparently not. Also apparently a mobile game company and not a mobile phone company, but maybe he moved from phones to games. http://www.mobilenter.com/

22 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  

HotIgneous Intruder: Sixteen foot yacht?
His boat is definitely too small.
That chick would require at least a 90-footer to drop her panties.
Plus, he's Turkish.
Plus, his facebook page doesn't have a profile picture, just a black square with the word, "Courtney"


Yikes.

22 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
jaytkay     
She turned down his repeated offers of, "I kiss you! I kiss you!"

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22 Nov 2012 10:11 AM
Joe Peanut     
2,500 miles in 8 months is about 10 miles per day. Dude could have walked there faster.

22 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     

LrdPhoenix: HotIgneous Intruder: quisph: He didn't even get a valid passport first? How did someone this incompetent and short-sighted ever manage to run a successful business?

"Mr Culum, who once ran a mobile phone company"

Oh.

In other words, he resold burners on the streets of Izmir.

Apparently not. Also apparently a mobile game company and not a mobile phone company, but maybe he moved from phones to games. http://www.mobilenter.com/


Yes, reindeer games and obsessions.

22 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
dv-ous     

Linux_Yes: if that dude had a fat wallet, she'd fall in love with him.


If that dude had a far wallet, he'd already be married to some Turkish lady.

22 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
dv-ous     

Joe Peanut: 2,500 miles in 8 months is about 10 miles per day. Dude could have walked there faster.


Or he could have taken a bus, plane, or train, or even driven.

But that would have required fares, immigration documents, etc. Probably couldn't afford it.

22 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
trainershark     

BarkingUnicorn: "he stole her number from the restaurant's wall"

Ouch. It's REALLY must hurt to be turned down by that kind of girl!


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Tell me about it.


22 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
ObscureNameHere     
Wow, Ernest Hemmingway is Turkish. Who knew?

22 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
reillan     

trainershark: BarkingUnicorn: "he stole her number from the restaurant's wall"

Ouch. It's REALLY must hurt to be turned down by that kind of girl!

[gothamist.com image 200x268]

Tell me about it.


and we're done

22 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Where the white wimmin at!?

22 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
cryinoutloud     

Linux_Yes: if that dude had a fat wallet, she'd fall in love with him.


Hahahahahaahaha. Oh you are so FUNNY. That is so FUNNY. Did you think that one up yourself? Oh you are hilarious. Unfortunately, I've heard it before--about 800 million times now. But still, nice try. Probably the best you're capable of, right? Maybe you should buy a gun and a big truck.

22 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: "he stole her number from the restaurant's wall"

Ouch. It's REALLY must hurt to be turned down by that kind of girl!


You know, a lot of small businesses have a sheet of paper in the office or behind the bar with employee contact info, in case a shift suddenly needs covering.

22 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
Nick Nostril     
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22 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
BarkingUnicorn     
Didn't we have a Sun story earlier this year about a Canadian who planned to return to Ireland to search for "the love of his life" whose name he never got?

22 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
syzygy whizz    [TotalFark]  

Kurmudgeon: digitalrain: Isn't it ironic?

It's like rain on your wedding day or not
Seriously dude, plenty of other fish in the sea.


Trivial point...
According to folklore, rain on one's wedding day was considered lucky.
Inconvenient, sure...but still lucky.

/ Carry on...

22 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

cryinoutloud: Linux_Yes: if that dude had a fat wallet, she'd fall in love with him.

Hahahahahaahaha. Oh you are so FUNNY. That is so FUNNY. Did you think that one up yourself? Oh you are hilarious. Unfortunately, I've heard it before--about 800 million times now. But still, nice try. Probably the best you're capable of, right? Maybe you should buy a gun and a big truck.


Who's the trophy wife farking this week? And why aren't you used to it by now?

22 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
HotIgneous Intruder     

cryinoutloud: Linux_Yes: if that dude had a fat wallet, she'd fall in love with him.

Hahahahahaahaha. Oh you are so FUNNY. That is so FUNNY. Did you think that one up yourself? Oh you are hilarious. Unfortunately, I've heard it before--about 800 million times now. But still, nice try. Probably the best you're capable of, right? Maybe you should buy a gun and a big truck.


0/10
Troll.
Give it a rest.

22 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
quisph     

cryinoutloud: Linux_Yes: if that dude had a fat wallet, she'd fall in love with him.

Hahahahahaahaha. Oh you are so FUNNY. That is so FUNNY. Did you think that one up yourself? Oh you are hilarious. Unfortunately, I've heard it before--about 800 million times now. But still, nice try. Probably the best you're capable of, right? Maybe you should buy a gun and a big truck.


He's not trying to be funny. This is just one of the lies that Linux dweebs tell themselves to explain why they can't get laid.

22 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
untaken_name     

cryinoutloud: Linux_Yes: if that dude had a fat wallet, she'd fall in love with him.

Hahahahahaahaha. Oh you are so FUNNY. That is so FUNNY. Did you think that one up yourself? Oh you are hilarious. Unfortunately, I've heard it before--about 800 million times now. But still, nice try. Probably the best you're capable of, right? Maybe you should buy a gun and a big truck.


You know what's really funny? The number of online dating sites designed so pretty women can find rich men, and vice versa. That's a lot funnier than some random fat wallet crack, for sure.

Link Link Link Link Link Link Link

22 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
BarkingUnicorn     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: BarkingUnicorn: "he stole her number from the restaurant's wall"

Ouch. It's REALLY must hurt to be turned down by that kind of girl!

You know, a lot of small businesses have a sheet of paper in the office or behind the bar with employee contact info, in case a shift suddenly needs covering.


My baseless speculation is funnier. :P

22 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
farking creepy!

Guys, really, stop stalking us. It's not endearing, we're not going to fall in love with you or back in love with you.
Just... stop.

22 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
Skywolf Philosopher     
Excuse me, Mr. untaken_name, may I ask why the hell you have links to so many dreamy dating websites? It's kind of funny.

22 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Linux_Yes: if that dude had a fat wallet, she'd fall in love with him.


No.

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