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  • Concerned parents are concerned.
  • I thought it would be the "Ok, you put your fist up ME, so..." Elmo puppet
  • People have always complained about toys being unsafe. I remember one Christmas years ago when I got a Bag O' Glass. Best. Toy. Ever. Sadly it was taken off the market shortly thereafter.
  • Hey, I guess Big Bird really is behind Obama!

    //try the veal
  • I miss Little Johnny Switchblade...
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    "I'm anatomically correct! Go on, take a peek!"
  • Hehe, Romney was right that a muppet needed to be fired after all. He just picked the wrong one.


    /Failed October Surprise.

  • Vtech's "Explore and Learn Helicopter," a pull toy recommended for children 12 to 36 months, made the W.A.T.C.H. list because of its approximately 24-inch cord. That's long enough to create the potential for strangulation

    I can see this. Not sure why a toy would need a 24 inch cord. But seriously, parents, watch your children.

    Bandai's "Super Samurai Shogun Helmet" has an attachable crown with pointed tips made from rigid plastic. The package warns not to hit or poke anyone with the toy. W.A.T.C.H. says the 9" tips have the potential for "penetrating impact and puncture wound" injuries.

    Well, Duh. hell, I Could've seen that from a mile away. Why are you giving these toys to children so violent that they'd use the helmet to puncture people, anyway?

    A water balloon launcher made by Water Sports, LLC and sold on Amazon.com claims to have the capability to shoot balloons at speeds up to 75 mph. The manufacturer's warning reads: "Can cause severe injury or facial damage..."

    Are parents not watching what their children play with? Seriously, give it to a 15 or 16 year old, but not a 5 year old. Giving it to a 5 or 6 year old is like having Darwin visit for Christmas.

    W.A.T.C.H. found that many toys available online have retailer warnings and age recommendations that "are inconsistent with those supplied by manufacturers." In some cases, the warnings are not there at all.
    "Such omissions and inconsistencies regarding important safety information can lead to misinformed, and potentially dangerous, consumer purchases," W.A.T.C.H. stated in its news release.


    Okay, THIS I can see getting angry about.
  • U SPIRG?

    /you spourg.
    //really?!?
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    Have fun! Don't do anything interesting!
  • I remember one year I saw a video of Mayor David Dinkins shooting sharpened pencils about half-way into a pumpkin using an awesomely unsafe toy gun. All I could think about as a kid was, "Where the hell can I get one of those!?"
  • What do you want with a character that has a gay man's fist up his ass all the time.
  • 11th Holiday Season: Beater car to drive around the farm.
    12th: Marlin .22 rifle.
    13th: Winchester 30-30
    14th: Permission to use saved money to go west for 2 weeks and live on a ranch.

    No bubble wrap at our house.
  • Up to about 2 or 3 years of age, yes, kids are too stupid for their own good, and you need to protect them from themselves. But after that, it's time to learn about risk assessment, and buy them the toys that shoot hard, plastic objects, and can cause an assortment of fun superficial injuries. Pain is an excellent teacher.
  • My new Elmo toy ideas:

    "Tickle My Prostate" Elmo
    "Can You Show Me Where The Man Touched You?" Elmo
    "Please, No, Anywhere But There!" Elmo
  • "You'll put your eye out with that thing!"

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    An inflatable ball is now seen as the #2 most dangerous toy for 2012!?

    I weep for our youth that they've become so coddled that an INFLATABLE BALL is seen as unsafe.
  • Man, I hate PIRG. But damn are they good at stupid self-promotion. At least the WATCH list actually had decent info on it instead "so one thing in 200 had too much lead on it"

    /also, giving the 2 year old in my family an invisible Pedestrian costume next Halloween
  • vudukungfu: 11th Holiday Season: Beater car to drive around the farm.
    12th: Marlin .22 rifle.
    13th: Winchester 30-30
    14th: Permission to use saved money to go west for 2 weeks and live on a ranch.

    No bubble wrap at our house.


    This kind of talk scares the average Farker absolutely shiatless, you know this right?
  • Are these the same bastards that ruined Buckyballs?
    I just ordered a set of Buckycubes before they go away forever


    /stupid kids
  • wow
    if an inflatable ball is too dangerous, there needs to be a serious culling
    we don't need someone who is endangered by something like that
    to grow older and breed
  • Hunter_S_Thompson: vudukungfu: 11th Holiday Season: Beater car to drive around the farm.
    12th: Marlin .22 rifle.
    13th: Winchester 30-30
    14th: Permission to use saved money to go west for 2 weeks and live on a ranch.

    No bubble wrap at our house.

    This kind of talk scares the average Farker absolutely shiatless, you know this right?


    It's not that scary.

    /Got a Marlin .22 rifle for my 13th birthday
    //No beater car to drive around the farm
    ///Didn't live on a farm, lived in the projects
    ////Dad should have given me a pistol
    //Happy Thanksgiving
  • MikeMc: My new Elmo toy ideas:

    "Tickle My Prostate" Elmo
    "Can You Show Me Where The Man Touched You?" Elmo
    "Please, No, Anywhere But There!" Elmo


    Adding mine to the list:

    "Tickle Me Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight There" Elmo
  • MikeMc: Hunter_S_Thompson: vudukungfu: 11th Holiday Season: Beater car to drive around the farm.
    12th: Marlin .22 rifle.
    13th: Winchester 30-30
    14th: Permission to use saved money to go west for 2 weeks and live on a ranch.

    No bubble wrap at our house.

    This kind of talk scares the average Farker absolutely shiatless, you know this right?

    It's not that scary.

    /Got a Marlin .22 rifle for my 13th birthday
    //No beater car to drive around the farm
    ///Didn't live on a farm, lived in the projects
    ////Dad should have given me a pistol
    //Happy Thanksgiving


    Tenth Birthday, went to stay with my uncle and help him in his gun shop. Only shot three customers!

    /just kidding about the shootings, i was smarter than that...
  • ruhemaus: Link
    An inflatable ball is now seen as the #2 most dangerous toy for 2012!?

    I weep for our youth that they've become so coddled that an INFLATABLE BALL is seen as unsafe.


    I point and laugh. Cause all they do is cry back.
  • author1701: MikeMc: My new Elmo toy ideas:

    "Tickle My Prostate" Elmo
    "Can You Show Me Where The Man Touched You?" Elmo
    "Please, No, Anywhere But There!" Elmo

    Adding mine to the list:

    "Tickle Me Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight There" Elmo


    "Chickenhawk" Elmo
    "Mesh T-Shirt & Meth" Elmo
    "GHB For You And Me" Elmo
    "It's Not Gay If You Don't Like It" Elmo
    "Toss My Salad" Elmo
  • Hunter_S_Thompson: vudukungfu: 11th Holiday Season: Beater car to drive around the farm.
    12th: Marlin .22 rifle.
    13th: Winchester 30-30
    14th: Permission to use saved money to go west for 2 weeks and live on a ranch.

    No bubble wrap at our house.

    This kind of talk scares the average Farker absolutely shiatless, you know this right?


    Some time it would be fun to go back and add up all the terror-and-danger things we had in the house growing up, just to see how many times we'd all cheated death. Of course those were dark times. Many of my classmates were dropping dead to unnamed maimings and killings at home due to helmetless bike riding, rubber ball throwing, and lawn darts.
  • Generation_D: Hunter_S_Thompson: vudukungfu: 11th Holiday Season: Beater car to drive around the farm.
    12th: Marlin .22 rifle.
    13th: Winchester 30-30
    14th: Permission to use saved money to go west for 2 weeks and live on a ranch.

    No bubble wrap at our house.

    This kind of talk scares the average Farker absolutely shiatless, you know this right?

    Some time it would be fun to go back and add up all the terror-and-danger things we had in the house growing up, just to see how many times we'd all cheated death. Of course those were dark times. Many of my classmates were dropping dead to unnamed maimings and killings at home due to helmetless bike riding, rubber ball throwing, and lawn darts.


    Don't forget about the wave of Kabangers related deaths that swept the country.

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  • Came for Happy Fun Ball, leaving satisfied.
  • ruhemaus: Link
    An inflatable ball is now seen as the #2 most dangerous toy for 2012!?

    I weep for our youth that they've become so coddled that an INFLATABLE BALL is seen as unsafe.


    I think its more of an inflatable ball you climb in. I can see some dumbass kids riding in said ball down to steep of a hill/hitting a tree/etc. Basically, as they point out, supervise your kids while they use the thing.
  • The_Homeless_Guy: ruhemaus: Link
    An inflatable ball is now seen as the #2 most dangerous toy for 2012!?

    I weep for our youth that they've become so coddled that an INFLATABLE BALL is seen as unsafe.

    I think its more of an inflatable ball you climb in. I can see some dumbass kids riding in said ball down to steep of a hill/hitting a tree/etc. Basically, as they point out, supervise your kids while they use the thing.


    Silly consumer - that's what used tires are for.
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    Link


    *reading link*


    "Oral age children"?!?!
  • rnatalie: What do you want with a character that has a gay man's fist up his ass all the time.


    Or one who has been secretly sleeping with and talking to your children for 20 years? Will the scars ever heal?
  • Krymson Tyde: People have always complained about toys being unsafe. I remember one Christmas years ago when I got a Bag O' Glass. Best. Toy. Ever. Sadly it was taken off the market shortly thereafter.


    Man! I remember that! Bag O Glass was the awesomest toy ever! You and your friends would root around the bag, and whoever could find the yellow piece and get stitched up before bleeding to death was the winner. I miss that toy!

    High 4, bro!
  • db2: Up to about 2 or 3 years of age, yes, kids are too stupid for their own good, and you need to protect them from themselves. But after that, it's time to learn about risk assessment, and buy them the toys that shoot hard, plastic objects, and can cause an assortment of fun superficial injuries. Pain is an excellent teacher.


    amen to that. and in todays overpopulated world i say let's bring back the toys of the 50s and 60s that helped make Moms appreciate their surviving kids a little more. way overdue.
  • KrispyKritter: db2: Up to about 2 or 3 years of age, yes, kids are too stupid for their own good, and you need to protect them from themselves. But after that, it's time to learn about risk assessment, and buy them the toys that shoot hard, plastic objects, and can cause an assortment of fun superficial injuries. Pain is an excellent teacher.

    amen to that. and in todays overpopulated world i say let's bring back the toys of the 50s and 60s that helped make Moms appreciate their surviving kids a little more. way overdue.


    Lawn darts and BB guns for everybody, I say.
  • fanbladesaresharp: rnatalie: What do you want with a character that has a gay man's fist up his ass all the time.

    Or one who has been secretly sleeping with and talking to your children for 20 years? Will the scars ever heal?


    Mr. Roberts: We're going to do something now that I know you'll like, we're going to take a walk outside. Let's go up the steps -one-two-three- Now we're outside in the yard. Can you say that? Yard? Sure, I knew you could.
    Mr. Heimen: Roberts, Roberts! Can I have a word with you for a minute?
    Roberts: That's Mr Heimen from across the way, he's going to come to talk to us...Hi Mr. Heimen, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood how are you doing?..
    Heimen:Pretty good, I've got something on my mind, it's my son Timmy, he's been spending alot of time at your house...
    Roberts: I like Timmy, he's special. He get's to feed my fish that's his special job...
    Heimen: Well, he won't be feeding your fish anymore. I have told him NOT to be going over to your house anymore and I would appreciate it if you stay away from him...Know what I'm talkin' about?
    Roberts: Did he like the lederhosen that I made for him? I lined them with silk so they wouldn't chafe him in the summer...
    Heimen: I didn't, I thought they were an unusual gift for a grown man to be giving a child..
    Roberts: I was going to put a zipper in, but I thought the buttons would be good for his little fingers...
    Heimen: What I'm talkin' about is, YOU and the children in the neighborhood, I think you spend an inordinate amount of time with the kids, ya know... ya don't seem to have any adult friends and you don't seem to have a job of any kind. You don't go to work, you just hang around feeding the fish and walkin around the neighborhood. You do anything for a living, Fred?
    Roberts: I like to get up in the morning... I like to put my feet in the wading pool. And turn on the hose and wash them. Its a special feeling...
    Heimen: How do ya.. how do ya... And you make money off this Fred?
    Roberts: What are you driving at?
    Heimen: Well, the thing I'm wondering about is, Al Morton, you know Al?
    Roberts: Sure I do, he's the policeman. He's a sergeant, he has three stripes.
    Heimen: Well his son Skipper said you TOUCHED HIM last Tuesday, alright?
    Roberts: Touched him?
    Heimen: Yeah, ya know what I'm talkin' about?
    Roberts: Can you say deja vu?
    Heimen: Uh huh, sure, Can you say MOLEST? Can you say that?
    Roberts: Molest. Sure, sure.
    Heimen: You know what I mean?
    Roberts: Sure, sure. Sure I do.
    Heimen: You know what we're talking about then. Alright, I've got a petition here, 18 names, parents in the neighborhood who would like you outta the neighborhood. Ya know what I'm talking about? All wantcha out, you understand? Cause we don't like ya. I don't like your face, I don't like the way you comb your hair, I don't like those shoes. Ya know what I mean?
    Roberts: Well, I like it here.
    Heimen: I don't like that sweater! I noticed you buttoned your sweater.
    Roberts: Uh huh, Sure I did.
    Heimen: Well Fred, you forgot to tie your shoes!
    Roberts: Well, my shoes? What do you mean? (bends over to look)
    Heimen: (punches Roberts)
    Roberts: Ouch! O jees, that hurts ya know (punch) There goes my loafer (punch) Ouch, ooo bloody nose...
  • db2: KrispyKritter: db2: Up to about 2 or 3 years of age, yes, kids are too stupid for their own good, and you need to protect them from themselves. But after that, it's time to learn about risk assessment, and buy them the toys that shoot hard, plastic objects, and can cause an assortment of fun superficial injuries. Pain is an excellent teacher.

    amen to that. and in todays overpopulated world i say let's bring back the toys of the 50s and 60s that helped make Moms appreciate their surviving kids a little more. way overdue.

    Lawn darts and BB guns for everybody, I say.


    If you're campaigning, I think "A dart in every lawn and a BB in every eye" would be an awesome slogan.
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