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   TSA says that holiday cakes and pies will be subject to additional screening. Agents told to go through any suspicious looking desserts with a fine toothed fork

22 Nov 2012 07:56 AM   |   1380 clicks   |   UPI
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mr_a    [TotalFark]  
Actually preventing the interstate transportation of fruitcake might be the most useful thing the TSA has ever accomplished.

22 Nov 2012 06:33 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
fark you, TSA!

22 Nov 2012 08:07 AM
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starlost    [TotalFark]  
hide your bomb in a dollar store fruit cake that costs $3. no one will touch it.

22 Nov 2012 08:08 AM
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smadge1     
TSA will get their unjust desserts.

22 Nov 2012 08:12 AM
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OnlyM3     
When exactly do we plan on declaring war on this terrorist group?

22 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
Politicians: End this TSA madness, NOW. You have enough critical thinking skills to realize this security theater is more than useless...you will be considered heroes to the public if you rid us of this scourge rather than the spineless money-grubbers that you are.

Oh. You might as well try to outlaw gravity and stupidity, too. Pols just love their money and their wealthy peers WAY to much to actually do good.

22 Nov 2012 08:18 AM
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skinink     
The cake is a lie.

22 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
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Herr Morgenstern     
Wait, this is news? I thought we'd gotten used to the TSA looking at women's pies.

22 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
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joewhite     
fine toothed fork
Shouldn't that be "fine-tined fork"?

/There's no pedant like a Thanksgiving pedant
//Happy Thanksgiving!

22 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
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edmo    [TotalFark]  

Herr Morgenstern: Wait, this is news?


Same thing every year

22 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
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Norwegian Squirrel     
You can never be too careful with cakes...

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22 Nov 2012 09:06 AM
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No Time To Explain     
Having seen pictures of TSA agents (haven't had the luxury of getting felt up by them), I believe subby's headline

/the cake is a lie, also so is the TSA

22 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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Can't have us sneaking a useful tool out of this jail.

22 Nov 2012 09:13 AM
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born_yesterday     
And, as with all of the "potentially dangerous" liquids, the "potentially dangerous" pies and cakes will be thrown together into one large bin next to the security station, where they could never cause a problem if they were actually dangerous.

22 Nov 2012 09:16 AM
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YouPeopleAreCrazy     

starlost: hide your bomb in a dollar store fruit cake that costs $3. no one will touch it.


Yes, but your cunning plan won't work. A fruitcake is so dense that the explosion cannot escape.

22 Nov 2012 09:20 AM
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Godscrack     
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Good. I hope the TSA is even stricter on Christmas.

22 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
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TheSwissNavy     
One vote for the picture posted by Fark Rye For Many Whores !

TSA are the new SS.

22 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
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snocone    [TotalFark]  
TSA MUST DIE!

Happy Thanksgiving!

22 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
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22 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     
The screening ought only consist of stopping people with pecan pies and asking, "What do you have there?" Anyone that answers, "Pee-can pie," ought to be stopped, stripped, and given a thorough body-cavity search--and then another just to be sure.

22 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
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Feral_and_Preposterous     

Clemkadidlefark: [i.qkme.me image 310x400]


Spelling errors make things funnyer.

22 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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Needlessly Complicated     
I'm sorry, is cherry pie a matter of national security?

22 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
Also, your panties. The TSA needs to sniff your panties, for official purposes, of course.

23 Nov 2012 07:15 PM
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