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   Virginia men charged with stealing fish from Pennsylvania. WHERE IS YOUR COD NOW?

22 Nov 2012 09:30 AM   |   2342 clicks   |   SeattlePI
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emersonbiggins     
Probably did it just for the halibut.

22 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
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skinink     
Steelheads steelheads,
Rolly polly steelheads,
Steelheads steelheads,
Eat 'em up, YUM! 

22 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
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TexasPeace    [TotalFark]  
They didn't have the wisdom of Salmon, did they?

22 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
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nursedude     
From my lofty perch I can carp about how all those crappie puns must be the result of a couple of pints of trout.

22 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
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vinniethepoo     

TexasPeace: They didn't have the wisdom of Salmon, did they?


Walleye really don't know. They did rather flounder around, but that was their sole offence.

22 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
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AtlanticCoast63     
I know someone who managed a fish farm in Tennessee who raised a few extra bucks by selling record size fish.

Five years in a United States penitentiary.



/a Federal Fish Felon

22 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
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Valiente     
What a terrible gaff.

22 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
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Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  
Here subby. This is where he is:

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

22 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
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swamp_of_dumb     
Holy Mackerel!

They certainly are gillty. They shouldn't have taken the opportunaty of krilling so many fish.

/not being koi with fish puns

22 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
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LordOfThePings     
So if Tuesday night is near Erie, where is Thursday morning?

22 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
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bonno     
I'm losing count of how many times I have seen this headline on Fark. It might just be twice, but that still makes it unoriginal.

Still mildly amusing all the same.

22 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
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Dahnkster     
Let he who is without bream, cast the first phone.

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22 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
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FizixJunkee     
What a pain in the bass.

\bad pun, I know

22 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
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CygnusDarius     
I suddenly crave some fish & chips.

22 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
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phamwaa     
FTFA:
"Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission officer Brook Tolbert says the unidentified men were charged with the unlawful taking of more than three times the daily limit of trout and with unlawful devices used to take trout."

Okay. What about simple theft? Subject fish were in a nursery, not in a stream or lake, thus making them property of the nursery.

Oh, BTW if you're in the region, don't miss the carp hatchery at Pymatuning Lake:
www.post-gazette.com 
Toss some day-old bread and watch the maelstrom.

22 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
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Bartleby the Scrivener     

phamwaa: FTFA:

Oh, BTW if you're in the region, don't miss the carp hatchery at Pymatuning Lake:
[www.post-gazette.com image 450x289] 
Toss some day-old bread and watch the maelstrom.


Its where the ducks walk on fish!

22 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
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Public Savant     
FTA: the men are accused of taking 29 steelhead and two brown trout from the Trout Run nursery on Tuesday night.

It's fortunate, that they're already familiar with tickling for brown trout.

22 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

Public Savant: FTA: the men are accused of taking 29 steelhead and two brown trout from the Trout Run nursery on Tuesday night.

It's fortunate, that they're already familiar with tickling for brown trout.


I set some brown trout free a little bit ago, and boy did they swim.

22 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
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tcaptain     

FizixJunkee: What a pain in the bass.

\bad pun, I know


I'm just glad the authorities were quickly salmon-ed to take charge of the situation.

22 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
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I_Love_Cheesecake     
He's in a real pickerel now, isn't he?

22 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
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demaL-demaL-yeH    [TotalFark]  

phamwaa: Oh, BTW if you're in the region, don't miss the carp hatchery at Pymatuning Lake:


Why would anybody breed those trash fish on purpose?

22 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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FarktheHeraldAngelSings     
It's in my Xbox waiting until my wife passes out after turkey so I can PWN noobs.

22 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
Like stealing Lobsters in the Hamptons?

22 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
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shokokuphoenix    [TotalFark]  

demaL-demaL-yeH: phamwaa: Oh, BTW if you're in the region, don't miss the carp hatchery at Pymatuning Lake:

Why would anybody breed those trash fish on purpose?



Was just thinking that same thing...

22 Nov 2012 04:43 PM
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