Probably did it just for the halibut.

Steelheads steelheads,
Rolly polly steelheads,
Steelheads steelheads,
Eat 'em up, YUM! 

They didn't have the wisdom of Salmon, did they?

From my lofty perch I can carp about how all those crappie puns must be the result of a couple of pints of trout.

TexasPeace: They didn't have the wisdom of Salmon, did they?

Walleye really don't know. They did rather flounder around, but that was their sole offence.

I know someone who managed a fish farm in Tennessee who raised a few extra bucks by selling record size fish.

Five years in a United States penitentiary.



/a Federal Fish Felon

What a terrible gaff.

Here subby. This is where he is:

Holy Mackerel!

They certainly are gillty. They shouldn't have taken the opportunaty of krilling so many fish.

/not being koi with fish puns

So if Tuesday night is near Erie, where is Thursday morning?

I'm losing count of how many times I have seen this headline on Fark. It might just be twice, but that still makes it unoriginal.

Still mildly amusing all the same.

Let he who is without bream, cast the first phone.

What a pain in the bass.

\bad pun, I know

I suddenly crave some fish & chips.

FTFA:
"Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission officer Brook Tolbert says the unidentified men were charged with the unlawful taking of more than three times the daily limit of trout and with unlawful devices used to take trout."

Okay. What about simple theft? Subject fish were in a nursery, not in a stream or lake, thus making them property of the nursery.

Oh, BTW if you're in the region, don't miss the carp hatchery at Pymatuning Lake:
 
Toss some day-old bread and watch the maelstrom.

phamwaa: FTFA:

Oh, BTW if you're in the region, don't miss the carp hatchery at Pymatuning Lake:
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Toss some day-old bread and watch the maelstrom.

Its where the ducks walk on fish!

FTA: the men are accused of taking 29 steelhead and two brown trout from the Trout Run nursery on Tuesday night.

It's fortunate, that they're already familiar with tickling for brown trout.

Public Savant: FTA: the men are accused of taking 29 steelhead and two brown trout from the Trout Run nursery on Tuesday night.

It's fortunate, that they're already familiar with tickling for brown trout.

I set some brown trout free a little bit ago, and boy did they swim.

FizixJunkee: What a pain in the bass.

\bad pun, I know

I'm just glad the authorities were quickly salmon-ed to take charge of the situation.

He's in a real pickerel now, isn't he?

phamwaa: Oh, BTW if you're in the region, don't miss the carp hatchery at Pymatuning Lake:

Why would anybody breed those trash fish on purpose?

It's in my Xbox waiting until my wife passes out after turkey so I can PWN noobs.

Like stealing Lobsters in the Hamptons?

demaL-demaL-yeH: phamwaa: Oh, BTW if you're in the region, don't miss the carp hatchery at Pymatuning Lake:

Why would anybody breed those trash fish on purpose?


Was just thinking that same thing...