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   Here's a little eighteen minute Thanksgiving carol for your holiday listening pleasure

22 Nov 2012 01:00 PM   |   4556 clicks   |   YouTube
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SuperSeriousMan     
Garbage dumped on Thanksgiving. Arrested the day after, then went to court the day after that.

Wait, they opened up court on a Saturday for a littering case?
 
/ still love the song

22 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
Nothing To See Here     
God as my witness, I swear I thought I trash could dump.

22 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
theewhiterhino     
As a proud member of Group W, I approve of this.

Mother rapers, father stabbers. Father rapers,

22 Nov 2012 01:11 PM
cYn21     
No Thanksgiving is ever complete without this song.

I have the whole thing memorized at this point.

22 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
gweilo8888     
I want to kill! I mean, I wanna KILL! **KILL**

22 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
fnordest     
I tried to submit and got this message:

This link was already submitted (by someone else), most recently about 364 days ago ... and was not listed.

22 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
ThisKidsAlright     
Pierre Robert on WMMR in Philadelphia plays this song 3 times a day every Thanksgiving. The third and final time today will be at 2, and he'll be playing it on vinyl. Been listening for as long as I can remember.

/What's vinyl?
//Just kidding.

22 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
theewhiterhino     

22 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
OtherBrotherDarryl    [TotalFark]  
The annual ditty in four-part harmony. Thank you.

22 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
jimmyego    [TotalFark]  
Nothing over 2:53 minutes is worth watching on YouTube, it has been proven with maths.

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22 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
MooseUpNorth     
I prefer the 1990 version on youtube (23 minutes with the older Arlo doing the same album pose), mostly for the extra bit about Nixon at the end.

22 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
Gough     
Glad someone came up with the '67 version. I have it on vinyl, but no way to listen to it.

"If you want to end war and stuff, you gotta sing loud."

22 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
Billy Bathsalt     
My grandmother sat us down and made us listen to this, about 1970. She also sent us Sgt. Pepper when we were overseas (military father). She was cool, a flapper in the 1920s.
Lawn: off.

22 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
Twilight Farkle    [TotalFark]  

jimmyego: Nothing over 2:53 minutes is worth watching on YouTube, it has been proven with maths.

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We walked in, sat down, Ph.D candidate came in with the twenty four six-by-four-foot green blackboard segments with circles and arrows and an equation underneath of each one, sat down. Prof came in said, "Ready to defend your thesis?" We all stood up, and grad student stood up in front of the twenty four six-by-four-foot green blackboard segments, and the Dean walked in, sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Ph.D candidate looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty four six-by-four-foot green blackboard segments with circles and arrows and an equation underneath of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty four six-by-four-foot green blackboard segments with circles and arrows and an equation underneath of each one and began to cry, 'cause the candidate came to the realization that it was a typical case of American academic review, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the Dean wasn't going to look at the twenty four six-by-four-foot green blackboard segments with the circles and arrows and a equation underneath of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence for his theory. And we was docked 0.1 on our GPAs and had to clean the blackboards after the lecture, but that's not what I came to tell you about.

Came to talk about Fark.

22 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
payattention     
Definitely a tradition in my house. My fondest memory is of my grandmother laughing hard at the line "I wanna kill...kill.....kill.....KILL!"

Thanks Arlo, if you are a Farker... this is part of my heritage and childhood...

22 Nov 2012 02:11 PM
sandbar67     
I cannot tell a lie. I put that envelope under that garbage.

22 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
calm like a bomb     

fnordest: I tried to submit and got this message:

This link was already submitted (by someone else), most recently about 364 days ago ... and was not listed.


You made a common mistake. Prior to hitting "submit link", you must place your mouth on the genitalia of a modmin for it to be considered.

22 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
DeaH     
Thanks, Subby. It's not Thanksgiving without that song.

22 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
grumpygrouper     

SuperSeriousMan: Garbage dumped on Thanksgiving. Arrested the day after, then went to court the day after that.

Wait, they opened up court on a Saturday for a littering case?
 
/ still love the song


Saturday morning court used to be pretty common in Mass.

22 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
a61sun     
Can not remember the last Thanksgiving that I didn't hear this song on Thanksgiving. Sometime before I was 12 but that was a few years ago!

/Family Tradition now
//slashies

22 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
theewhiterhino     
Headed over to Mom's for a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat. It's about an 18-20 minute drive. Guess what will be coming out of my speakers.

Have a good Thanksgiving, folkies.

22 Nov 2012 03:27 PM
buckler     
Aw, I thought it was going to be this. Ah, well. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!

22 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
Iron Felix     
This is absolute shiat. Shame on you fark for posting. I've been around awhile, banned once, check out my account number. Fark this garbage.

22 Nov 2012 04:28 PM
SurlyNerd     
Thanks subby. Today is Thursday ("Donnerstag") here, but you just made it Thanksgiving for me.

//old

22 Nov 2012 04:39 PM
TehFark     
WTH is this crap?

22 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  

MooseUpNorth: Nixon


So that's what is on the eighteen point two minutes missing from the Nixon tapes. He was too embarassed to admit that he listened to it, wasn't he?

22 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
MooseUpNorth     

brantgoose: MooseUpNorth: Nixon

So that's what is on the eighteen point two minutes missing from the Nixon tapes. He was too embarassed to admit that he listened to it, wasn't he?


Sure seems like it.

22 Nov 2012 08:13 PM
John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
'Loathe' may be too strong a word, but if I never hear this song again I'd be ok with that.

//didn't click link 'cos I knew what it would be

22 Nov 2012 08:14 PM
theewhiterhino     

Iron Felix: This is absolute shiat. Shame on you fark for posting. I've been around awhile, banned once, check out my account number. Fark this garbage.


TehFark: WTH is this crap?


John Buck 41: 'Loathe' may be too strong a word, but if I never hear this song again I'd be ok with that.

//didn't click link 'cos I knew what it would be


Just came in the door after a a Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat to hear this shiat from you assholes? You are lacking in culture and bereft of appreciation? Go fark yourself, pelbeians..

22 Nov 2012 11:02 PM
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