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   Today's "Cute teacher arrested for sex with students" story comes to us from Walton, New York. Bonus: She's a newlywed and was also banging another teacher (w/mugshot)

22 Nov 2012 05:44 PM   |   36935 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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skatedrifter    [TotalFark]  
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I would hit it.

/drunk

22 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
Indolent    [TotalFark]  
I'd hit it too.

22 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  

skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk


//and 16

22 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
Because People in power are Stupid     
One of the teens told police that the biology teacher told him 'we could do something' every time he got a question right during private tutoring.


That's a dedicated teacher.

22 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
reillan     
That would certainly motivate me to learn

22 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
MrVeach     
Yall would hit that but were going all studman in a kardashian thread the other day

22 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     

Because People in power are Stupid: One of the teens told police that the biology teacher told him 'we could do something' every time he got a question right during private tutoring.


That's a dedicated teacher.


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22 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
Lost_in_Oregon     
and often performed oral sex on them when they met up in deserted classrooms

Oh where were you when I needed you?

22 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
MrVeach     
Sunny needs a tutor to learn what cute means

22 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
styckx     
I'm going to need more evidence of said cuteness. Preferably t3h n00dz

22 Nov 2012 05:49 PM
Mantour     
I blame the teacher's union!

/Thanks Barack!

22 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
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22 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
Bondith    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: One of the teens told police that the biology teacher told him 'we could do something' every time he got a question right during private tutoring.


That's a dedicated teacher.


Oh, to be young enough to be able to do something every time I got a question right.

22 Nov 2012 05:52 PM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
That story reeks of fabrication. Some kids watched too many skinemax flicks.

They probably stole her cell phone, used it to forward photos on it to themselves, and then tried to blackmail her into doing something.

22 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
jtown     
"What's wrong with her face?"

"It was a funny angle."

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22 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
AcneVulgaris     

skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk


She looks like a Picasso painting.

22 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Avast yee lubbers, yonder lumbers a wall-eyed wench!

22 Nov 2012 05:59 PM
Nappy Imus     
Teenage boys getting their kicks are not victims. . .

22 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
MrVeach     

AcneVulgaris: skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk

She looks like a Picasso painting.


Ha

22 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
Gergesa     
I think someone needs to break out that square of teacher student sexual relationships.

22 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
Bondith    [TotalFark]  

HotIgneous Intruder: Avast yee lubbers, yonder lumbers a wall-eyed wench!


I think the line you're looking for is "Yarrr, that's going to replace the whale in me nightmares. Arrr."

/back to th' loch wi' ye, Nessie

22 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  
It's always the bland ones who turn out the be the biggest sex addicts.

22 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
GungFu     
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I would not hit it.

She has a Picasso painting face.

22 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
vice_magnet     
Me so hoo-née me luv u long time! You party?

22 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
sand_in_my_vagoo     
She looks like a guy I went to college with.

/got nothin'

22 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
mbd1475     
Looks like her nose got broken while "tutoring." Someone needs to tell her not to hit the "material" so deeply. Trying to take in too much at once is what gets people hurt.

22 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
GungFu     

AcneVulgaris: skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk

She looks like a Picasso painting.



Ah, shiiieeet! Not the only one to see it.

22 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
TomD9938     

AcneVulgaris: She looks like a Picasso painting.



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I'm guessing her mother was a bit on the old side when she was born.

She's still cute though and I'm guessing the kids mostly saw her with her eyes closed when it mattered.

22 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
phaseolus    [TotalFark]  
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22 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
Ima4nic8or     
Pointy "biatch nose" and wierdly tilted eyes. Would not hit it. Unless I was drunk.

22 Nov 2012 06:06 PM
UseLessHuman     
Oh the angle of her nose and eye isn't symmetrically in line with rest of her face she isn't attractive at all! TV Generation problems.

I bet she's a lot more attractive when you're 16 and she's on her knees with your penis in her mouth.

22 Nov 2012 06:06 PM
hugheric     
Is that Orin from Parks and Rec?

22 Nov 2012 06:08 PM
Lost_in_Oregon     

AcneVulgaris: skatedrifter: [media.wktv.com image 320x400] 

I would hit it.

/drunk

She looks like a Picasso painting.


Which one?  

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22 Nov 2012 06:09 PM
CygnusDarius     

jtown: "What's wrong with her face?"

"It was a funny angle."

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It's still oral, Tyrone. Whenever you have oral, you don't complain.

22 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
cyks     
FTA: Both teens told investigators the sexual relationship began after the 28-year-old began texting them. She sent topless photos and naked photos before the relationships turned sexual.

Where can we find that slideshow?

22 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
nimeye     
I must draw her.

22 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
oldtaku     
Ffffft 'victims'.

22 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
KrispyKritter     

FunkOut: It's always the bland ones who turn out the be the biggest sex addicts.


As Bernie the Taxi Driver said to me as he whipped the Checker Marathon to the curb in response to seeing a mousy dame with buttoned down collar and her hair up in a bun: "five will get you 10 we're double teaming this one. the heavier the armor the hotter the dame". And Bernie was right, as always. Bernie was right.

22 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
ChromoSomes     
Don't worry. This will all have blow over by the time these two boys graduate cum laude.

22 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
Cute with a paper bag, maybe.

22 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
Now I Is!     
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22 Nov 2012 06:23 PM
Arthur Jumbles     
FTFA: One of the teens told police that the biology teacher told him 'we could do something' every time he got a question right during private tutoring.

Immediate positive feedback is the best teaching tool....

22 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
Nattering Nabob     

MrVeach: Sunny needs a tutor to learn what cute means


Yes and you need a tutor who will blow you when you can successfully spell "subby".

22 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
zerkalo     
Not sure if would hit it. Clearly everybody was getting a turn. So its ease of score versus crazy versus infection rate.

22 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
Huck And Molly Ziegler     
Age sixteen and gettin' a no-strings-attached blow job? Please. Who the heck whined about this easy little arrangement? They probably walked around all day half-hard thinking of their next "quiz."

22 Nov 2012 06:27 PM
Mach10     
phaseolus:

Beat me to it! :)

22 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
styckx     

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Age sixteen and gettin' a no-strings-attached blow job? Please. Who the heck whined about this easy little arrangement? They probably walked around all day half-hard thinking of their next "quiz."


I doubt anyone complained.. It's more so kids don't know a good thing when they have it and don't keep their farking mouth shut. Then mom found out and they suddenly became victims.

22 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
HaywoodJablonski     
She looks like the chick in Deer Hunter

22 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
Huntceet     
So she likes the cock.

22 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
foxyshadis     

cyks: FTA: Both teens told investigators the sexual relationship began after the 28-year-old began texting them. She sent topless photos and naked photos before the relationships turned sexual.

Where can we find that slideshow?


AreYouDown or Motherless, most likely.

22 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
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