True is true-ly a genuine hero! Extra bones for him, please, besides more cuddles & skritchies?  Yes, did read tale/tail

Why does he only have three legs? You don't eat a dog like that all at once...

Doesn't matter what you call him

/he won't come anyway

Obligatory...

lol

At least he can still smell and taste the many, many steaks he just earned

So this being Oklahoma, the fire caused tens of dollars of damage?

/or improvements?

Used to answer to "Lucky".

*golf clap*

Well done, subby.

Some type of autoplay I couldn't find was going on. Good for the dog, but screw that site.

Wow!!

Imagine what a sighted, hearing, 4 legged dog could do!

Lick its balls.

SDRR: *golf clap*

Well done, subby.

.

Headline of the year, good work, subby.

These are very, very bad people, or all that shiat would not have happened to them.

Awww, who am I kidding. Here's info on how to help dog & family:

Hi, my name is Katie Crosley, I thought I would let you know that we have been overwhelmed by the generosity of people in this area as far as baby clothes and diapers and clothes for me. We have a fund set up at Chickasha Bank and Trust in Chickasha and we are trying to get donations to be able to get a rent house. Red cross put us up in a hotel for 3 days but we have to leave Thanksgiving morning and have nowhere to go so we are praying that we recieve monetary donations to have a home for the holidays. If you are interested the banks phone number is 405-222-0550 and Sherry is handling the account name Katie Crosley relief fund. Thank you so much for asking how you can help. We sure do appreciate everyones kindness and generosity. God bless you.
-Katie Crosley

True's spiritual adviser?

And in one headline, the 90's came flooding back....

 

/hot

A guy told me about a dog he had with a bad leg.
He named the dog Rithmatic 'cause it put down three and carried the one.

Came for the 3 legged pig joke. Leaving satisfied.

/mmmmm - pig.

Who's awesome, subby? You're awesome!

Rindred: Who's awesome, subby? You're awesome!



/bravo!
//extra drummie for youz!

+ 1 internets for subby
+100 steaks for doggie.

SDRR: *golf clap*

Well done, subby.

edgar1981: Headline of the year, good work, subby.

Rindred: Who's awesome, subby? You're awesome!

This, this and this

That was......pretty farking good submitard.

Well played indeed.

Congress lays tax on him for not having four legs

HOTY candidate right there...

How do you think he does it?

fnordest: SDRR: *golf clap*

Well done, subby.

edgar1981: Headline of the year, good work, subby.

Rindred: Who's awesome, subby? You're awesome!

This, this and this

And another one of each of these.

Dog Welder: How do you think he does it?

I don't know

That dog is not dumb.

/still, props to subby as well as true

I read that as "sure plays a mean pitbull"

Clemkadidlefark: Congress lays tax on him for not having four legs

You should consider yourself lucky there isn't a "shiathead" tax.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dog Welder: How do you think he does it?

I don't know

What makes him so good?

Mael99: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dog Welder: How do you think he does it?

I don't know

What makes him so good?

Well, he ain't got no distractions. Can't hear no cracklin' fire or burnt stuff crashing down

HOTY candidate.

Great headline, subby!

davidphogan: Some type of autoplay I couldn't find was going on. Good for the dog, but screw that site.

Yeah, what was that? I'm in the bedroom and the girl and dog are sleeping. Sh*t came blaring out of my laptop speakers. Sure, they should have been on mute but why is it my responsibility to keep your site from being an asshole?

/great story, though

EnormousGreenRageMonster: Mael99: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Dog Welder: How do you think he does it?

I don't know

What makes him so good?

Well, he ain't got no distractions. Can't hear no cracklin' fire or burnt stuff crashing down

His disciples lead him in, and he just does the rest

/HOTY candidate for sure, I lol'd. And this story made my heart melt.