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   You may want to reconsider your acquaintances if they pull a knife on you, rob you, and kick you out of the car naked

22 Nov 2012 05:58 PM   |   3214 clicks   |   WWSB ABC 7
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Speaker2Animals     
The suspects are described as 2 white, tall, skinny males and a white female.

The dumb shiat didn't know the names of these "acquaintances?"

22 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
nicholasneko     
Ah, good ole' Bradentuckey. There is a reason I moved away. Stories like this remind me of why.

22 Nov 2012 06:10 PM
DerAppie     

Speaker2Animals: The suspects are described as 2 white, tall, skinny males and a white female.

The dumb shiat didn't know the names of these "acquaintances?"


Not allowed to print the names?

/Seems more likely

22 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
KrispyKritter     
I read and I wonder what it was exactly that had this fellow arrive at that moment in his life. Some are just born winners.

22 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
kertus     
Bankers?

22 Nov 2012 06:23 PM
davidphogan     

DerAppie: Not allowed to print the names?

/Seems more likely


Police didn't give them out because they have an idea of where they are and don't want to tip their hand?

22 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
davidphogan     

KrispyKritter: I read and I wonder what it was exactly that had this fellow arrive at that moment in his life. Some are just born winners.


I have an acquaintance who seems to get mugged/robbed/taken in a high speed chase/etc pretty often. He is way too trusting, has a drinking problem and uses a lot of drugs, and it's usually tied to getting drunk and trying to score from some dude he's met a few times in a bar and only knows the first name of.

I'm sure there are other causes but that's the one I was assuming. Dude got drunk at a bar, tried to score some blow, and ended up getting robbed. He might know a first name or nickname for one or all of them, but that might be all he can really give the cops.

22 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
Allen. The end.     
Oh yeah, sure, tell me that NOW! p.s. Happy Bird Day to all you Farkers! I may disagree with you from time to time (or nearly always), but today is one of those cease-fire days where I have to acknowledge that you are another human on this planet - so raise a glass on me! er...metaphorically...

22 Nov 2012 06:37 PM
DownDaRiver     
The suspects are described as 2 white, tall, skinny males and a white female.

White trailer trash meth heads can be crazy mofos

22 Nov 2012 06:50 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
If he was naked, where did he have the money they robbed him of?

OK, nevermind.

22 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
LovingTeacher     

davidphogan: KrispyKritter: I read and I wonder what it was exactly that had this fellow arrive at that moment in his life. Some are just born winners.

I have an acquaintance who seems to get mugged/robbed/taken in a high speed chase/etc pretty often. He is way too trusting, has a drinking problem and uses a lot of drugs, and it's usually tied to getting drunk and trying to score from some dude he's met a few times in a bar and only knows the first name of.

I'm sure there are other causes but that's the one I was assuming. Dude got drunk at a bar, tried to score some blow, and ended up getting robbed. He might know a first name or nickname for one or all of them, but that might be all he can really give the cops.


I had aquaintances like this when I was 18 but none of them would touch me because Marian was sweet on me. NOBODY crossed Marian.

/I grew out of that life style in my early 20s. This guy hasn't learned by the time he's 43 so there is not much hope for him.

22 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
cig-mkr     

kertus: Bankers?


Lawyers, just horse playing around.

22 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
skantea     
Las drogas es muy malo.

22 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
WhippingBoy     
How come when the suspects are white, they're described as "white"?

22 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
Sounds like my first spring break to Daytona

/good times

22 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
Zeb Hesselgresser     

KrispyKritter: I read and I wonder what it was exactly that had this fellow arrive at that moment in his life. Some are just born winners.


White Republicans = -0-% Responsible
Personal Decisions = 100% Responsible

That's CRAZY talk.

22 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Morales gave them all his clothes and his money, and then they pull over in the 5000 block of 26th street west. The males then beat up Morales and kick him out of the car completely naked.

/Ok...am i the only one that seems to see the horrible grammatical errors in these sentences?

22 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
BigRightRear     

WhippingBoy: How come when the suspects are white, they're described as "white"?


I was thinking the same thing. The answer is: because the stats would embarrass certain groups so it's better to endanger the public the hurt someone's feelings.

22 Nov 2012 08:17 PM
untaken_name     

Bit'O'Gristle: Morales gave them all his clothes and his money, and then they pull over in the 5000 block of 26th street west. The males then beat up Morales and kick him out of the car completely naked.

/Ok...am i the only one that seems to see the horrible grammatical errors in these sentences?


Hey, the intern did his best to clean it up. Original copy as turned in:

"Morales, like, gave them all his clothes and like, his money, and they like pull over in the 5000 block of like 26th street west, you know? The males then like beat up Morales and like kick him out of the car like completely naked, you know?"

22 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
Speaker2Animals     

DerAppie: Speaker2Animals: The suspects are described as 2 white, tall, skinny males and a white female.

The dumb shiat didn't know the names of these "acquaintances?"

Not allowed to print the names?

/Seems more likely


First Amendment says government cannot say "not allowed to print" to the news media. And back when I was in the business, I'd never write something as pointless as those descriptions.

22 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
captjc     
You may want to reconsider your acquaintances if they pull a knife on you, rob you, and kick you out of the car naked

Or as I like to call it, Fraternity Initiation.

23 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
Ehh     
You may want to reconsider your acquaintances if they pull a knife on you, rob you, and kick you out of the car naked

Could be the start of a memorable evening.

/hate the Eagles

23 Nov 2012 09:43 PM
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