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   What's the point of being a billionaire if you can't point guns at the little people?

22 Nov 2012 08:14 PM   |   12766 clicks   |   Gothamist
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fluffybunny    [TotalFark]  
www.elevatorbobs-elevator-pics.com

"Yeah, I'll hold the door for you. Sure thing. Oh, you were serious!"

22 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
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vossiewulf    [TotalFark]  
They are my people! I am their sovereign! I LOVE them!

PULL!

3.bp.blogspot.com

22 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
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This About That    [TotalFark]  
Is being an asshole a "psychiatric condition".

// Any of the "little people" would still be in a cell, recovering from the Tasering and the beating.

22 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
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sithon    [TotalFark]  
what is wrong with the world today. The help being lippy , not getting prefferential treatment at restaurants and worst of all not being able to buy an election ,no matter how much money you put into dark superpacs.

22 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
So, this dude carries around an unloaded weapon and points it at people?

/is he on drugs?

22 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
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Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  
But the anachronistic elevator operator had already started to shut the door.

i230.photobucket.com

22 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
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LegacyDL     
Judging by the picture all I can say is opulence, he has it.

22 Nov 2012 08:15 PM
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CygnusDarius     
justinsomnia.org

22 Nov 2012 08:20 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Trump or a Koch Brother?

/dnrta

22 Nov 2012 08:21 PM
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oukewldave     
First, those selfish diners wouldn't accept money to give him their table. Then the elevator guy wouldn't wait for him! What's a guy supposed to do when you have a terrible evening like this?! He would be well in his rights to shoot that elevator guy and even those diners! I think he showed how decent a human being he is by not doing what is well within his rights as a rich, and therefore, important person in this world!

22 Nov 2012 08:23 PM
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BlackMtnMan     
He's no Christian Grey.

22 Nov 2012 08:24 PM
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Acharne     

OtherLittleGuy: Trump or a Koch Brother?

/dnrta


Trump's buddy. Close, but no revolver pointed at your face.

22 Nov 2012 08:24 PM
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bunner     
"Hey, whoa, whoa, hang on here. I am FILTHY F*CKING RICH, so I am ALLOWED to be a douchebag! It's in the constitution someplace!"

22 Nov 2012 08:25 PM
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The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men     

basemetal: So, this dude carries around an unloaded weapon and points it at people?

/is he on drugs?


Or headed towards a Darwin award.

22 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
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CygnusDarius     

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: basemetal: So, this dude carries around an unloaded weapon and points it at people?

/is he on drugs?

Or headed towards a Darwin award.


Or both.

22 Nov 2012 08:28 PM
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MBooda     
66-year-old New York billionaire Stewart Rahr

www.gagful.com

22 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
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Wolf892     
We can laugh it up, but I bet by the end of next week that elevator door man will be looking for a new job. You don't piss the rich off...

22 Nov 2012 08:38 PM
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plumbicon     
Unloaded gun just might meet one that has bullets in it. Just sayin'...

22 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
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TV's Vinnie     

Wolf892: We can laugh it up, but I bet by the end of next week that elevator door man will be looking for a new job. You don't piss the rich off...


And that's when the guy's union steward will have something to say about it. You don't piss the NEW YORK UNIONS off...

22 Nov 2012 09:00 PM
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way south     

Wolf892: We can laugh it up, but I bet by the end of next week that elevator door man will be looking for a new job. You don't piss the rich off...


FTA, This guy was also in the company of (the known antigun) Charles Schumer.
He'll have his pistols and license back before elevator guy gets his pink slip.

22 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
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common sense is an oxymoron     

CygnusDarius: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: basemetal: So, this dude carries around an unloaded weapon and points it at people?

/is he on drugs?

Or headed towards a Darwin award.

Or both.



Or maybe he just unloaded it. Which does not rule out drugs and/or Darwin.

The "#1 King of All Fun" sure sounds like it.

22 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
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way south     
...and seriously, who walks around with an unloaded revolver?

22 Nov 2012 09:04 PM
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epoc_tnac     
I'm no fan of asshole billionaires, but that article seems about as reliable as an email forward from my Grandma.

22 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
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fluffy2097     

way south: ...and seriously, who walks around with an unloaded revolver?


Nobody, but someone who doesn't want to go to jail might dump the bullets in a trash can before the cops show up, seeing as you know, nobody though to detain him.

I wonder how many $100 bills he dropped to bribe his way out of criminal charges.

/I'd be in jail for assault with a lethal weapon if I tried that...

22 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
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Pribar    [TotalFark]  

This About That: Is being an asshole a "psychiatric condition".

// Any of the "little people" would still be in a cell, recovering from the Tasering and the beating.


Not to mention no "little people" would ever get a gun permit in NYC, you can only get one if you are rich enough to afford bodyguards


/but having your bodyguard go all "thug life" on a elevator operator just doesn't stroke the ego enough

22 Nov 2012 09:25 PM
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BitwiseShift     
Trump Tower -- site of Tower Heist and home of the better Whole Foods Market in the basement.

22 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
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gravebayne2    [TotalFark]  

oukewldave: First, those selfish diners wouldn't accept money to give him their table. Then the elevator guy wouldn't wait for him! What's a guy supposed to do when you have a terrible evening like this?! He would be well in his rights to shoot that elevator guy and even those diners! I think he showed how decent a human being he is by not doing what is well within his rights as a rich, and therefore, important person in this world!


WELCOME TO OBAMAS AMERICA!

22 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
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buckler     
Better yet, how do you get a job as an NYC elevator operator? Easy job, and unionized!

22 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
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Marcintosh     
Some were all concerned that the rich would leave if we taxed them at a reasonable rate.

I would hope you would all take the hint and tell the farking rich to -
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22 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
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bunner     
A psych eval? For terrorism? Somebody cancel the Douche of Earl's elitist prick pass.

22 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
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bunner     

gravebayne2: WELCOME TO OBAMAS AMERICA!


*crickets* : )

22 Nov 2012 09:37 PM
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jaybeezey     
I'm less worried about the douche billionaire with a gun than I am the douche crackhead with a gun.

22 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
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bunner     

jaybeezey: I'm less worried about the douche billionaire with a gun than I am the douche crackhead with a gun.


I dunno, this was a pretty crackhead move. So, essentially, crackheads who can afford crack are otay?

22 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
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crab66     
A billionaire blaming unions. That's new and exciting.

22 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
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Cobataiwan     
Does anyone else think we sure have a lot of billionaires now.

Used to be you could actually name them.

22 Nov 2012 10:01 PM
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Deep Contact     
Suprised he didn't hire some goons to rough him up.

22 Nov 2012 10:04 PM
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Big Dave     
The guy has enough money that his descendants will never have to work. Just imagine what this guy's great grandsons are going to do to your great grand kids when they don't move fast enough.

22 Nov 2012 10:11 PM
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Yogimus     

Deep Contact: Suprised he didn't hire some goons to rough him up.


Must be new money.

22 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
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bunner     

Big Dave: The guy has enough money that his descendants will never have to work. Just imagine what this guy's great grandsons are going to do to your great grand kids when they don't move fast enough.


the way things have been going, my guess is that within that time frame, a whole lot of 10 digit trustafarians are gonna get an absolute holocaust level wake up call.

22 Nov 2012 10:17 PM
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minuslars     
To be fair, if he had been one of the little people he would have just gone to jail.

22 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
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base935     
I'm ok with this- it's exactly what would have happened if I pulled a gun on him.

/Anyone read the part about how he was with Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY), when this happened? Cough cough?

22 Nov 2012 10:19 PM
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Axel_Gear     
The "it was unloaded" argument is completely irrelevant. I don't know why people insist on using it.

How is the person that you are pointing it at supposed to know its unloaded? You are pointing it to threaten them. Its not a threat if they know its unloaded. You may as well point your hand in the shape of a gun at them.

22 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
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herrDrFarkenstein     

Barfmaker: But the anachronistic elevator operator had already started to shut the door.

[i230.photobucket.com image 320x235]


He was wearing a full Elizabethen dandy suit. And a fedora.

22 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
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bunner     
Well, at least he wasn't some homeless deaf guy walking away from the cops with a pocket knife. That's a whole magazine in the back and a solid "clean shoot" death sentence, there.

22 Nov 2012 10:22 PM
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Someone_Took_My_Login     
I keep saying that this country is headed for a revolution. I'm starting to think it needs a french-type of revolution...

/serious

22 Nov 2012 10:27 PM
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fluffy2097     

Cobataiwan: Does anyone else think we sure have a lot of billionaires now.

Used to be you could actually name them.


In Zimbabwe you aren't rich unless you have trillions of dollars.

upload.wikimedia.org

22 Nov 2012 10:33 PM
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bunner     

Someone_Took_My_Login: I keep saying that this country is headed for a revolution. I'm starting to think it needs a french-type of revolution...

/serious


The etch a sketch is gonna get shaken because there's nothing else TO do with it. Power mad wealthy people have been sh*tting where everybody eats for too long and, yeah, history has shown us that that never ends well. Let's hope the self important wealthy pull their heads out of their asses before history eats them and removes it from their collective bodies altogether.

/also serious and more than a bit concerned

22 Nov 2012 10:33 PM
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Bucky Katt    [TotalFark]  
No matter how much money he has, he's still a douchebag.

22 Nov 2012 10:37 PM
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bunner     
And that's what people don't get about money. It doesn't make you a better person for having it. It a you does allow you to use it in a way that might MAKE you a better person, by actually using it for the only thing it's actually good for - moving around and facilitating commerce. The second you use it as a bludgeon or a slaver's whip, you blew it and you suck and traded your window seat in the gene pool for some IOUs.

22 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
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SearchN     
FTA:

"His union rep called the police and said I pulled a gun on him. I never pulled it out. I have no idea how he knew I had a gun."

You know, those two statements just don't add up.

22 Nov 2012 10:42 PM
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