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   Arizona business rents out hot young female models to attend your social gatherings. It's kind of like hiring an escort without the sex. (Bonus: Picture of hot young female models)

23 Nov 2012 11:13 AM   |   19272 clicks   |   AZ Family
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Bucky Katt    [TotalFark]  
not new at all.

23 Nov 2012 01:16 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  
"Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."

23 Nov 2012 02:26 AM
Therion    [TotalFark]  
Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.

23 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
I thought this was a "family" magazine.

23 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
Tat'dGreaser     

Bucky Katt: not new at all.


Yea they've been doing this for years

23 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
spentshells     
Paying cute girls to hang out?
LAME-O

23 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
No sex? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Whatever you say.

/wink wink

23 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  

Therion: Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.


Or Booth Girls.

/same basic concept.

23 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
Insatiable Jesus     
We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.

23 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
CygnusDarius     

Therion: Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.


Or ushers.

jake_lex: No sex? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Whatever you say.

/wink wink


It's all in the back.

23 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
monoski     
Borrowed from every new trendy bar in Manhattan

23 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
sexorcisst     
Business meetings just got a little more businessy.

23 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
littlett's     

Shakespeare's Monkey: Or Booth Girls.

/same basic concept.


You will find them at pretty much any trade show that has male attendees.

23 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
dragonchild     
Or, you could just hold your social gatherings at the bikini restaurants that are everywhere these days. They'll still do a horrible job of acting like anything you say is remotely interesting, but you only pay a premium for the crappy food and there's more skin to look at.

23 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
themasterdebater     
The fact that the event was boring enough to warrant having to pay cute girls to attend escapes them.

23 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

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23 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
Chafed Willi     
Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

23 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
littlett's     

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]


That photo makes you wonder about the unfortunate girl that had her back turned. Just why wasn't she allowed to have her face in the picture too?

23 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
haterade     
apparently the idea of "promo" girls is new to some people

23 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
Brick-House     
I don't always rent hot young females...

But when I do, it is fo sex!

Stay horney my friend.

23 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
mrmyxolodian     
There's nothing I love more than a sexy rib cage. That combined with their surely incredible personalities.

23 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
Lego_Addict     
FTA:"Our girls are classy, our girls are smart, our girls do a great job and represent us very well and I'm proud of what we have and if it makes my business a little sexier than it makes our business a little sexier you know," LeVine explained.

LeVine is such a perfect name for a creep/douche.

23 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
Strategeryz0r     

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]


To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

23 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
r1niceboy     

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?


It's nice to see that your 401K money didn't go entirely to waste.

23 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.


Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

23 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
DrunkenInsomniac     
I might be able to make some money from photos of my golf clubs.
You can look, drool and imagine how much fun you could have with them

23 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
Cucullen    [TotalFark]  

littlett's: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

That photo makes you wonder about the unfortunate girl that had her back turned. Just why wasn't she allowed to have her face in the picture too?


She was playing slap-a-doodle with a client. Important business.

23 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
SirEattonHogg     
I saw Showgirls. This will not end well.

23 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
hovsm     
Totally new and exciting! Never heard of this "escort" is it? Blows my mind! Why didn't I think of that?

23 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
Slaves2Darkness     

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?


Try backpage.com for your escort and sex needs.

23 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
Strategeryz0r     

blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.


I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs

23 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
pute kisses like a man     

Rufus Lee King: "If we do bring up well you know we're here and we do make a little bit of money, maybe they're a little bit surprised but they're also like 'Wow, how do I get that gig?' Especially if it's guys, girls have it made in Scottsdale and we do", said Qiel.

How do you say that in English?


and such as

23 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
BarkingUnicorn     

Insatiable Jesus: We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.


I'd give that title to the "shot girls" in strip clubs who buy racks of shooters from the bar and try to sell them for more, getting brutally hammered in the process. They turn over faster than burgers on a McD's grill.

23 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
theorellior     
Scottsdale? OC and Stiggs drive past in a lifted Studebaker.

23 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
Flakeloaf     
Next week: Arizona business sued by dumpy, middle-aged former model for discriminatory hiring practices.

23 Nov 2012 11:35 AM
DirkTheDaring     
They're overdressed.

23 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
padraig     

BarkingUnicorn: Insatiable Jesus: We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.

I'd give that title to the "shot girls" in strip clubs who buy racks of shooters from the bar and try to sell them for more, getting brutally hammered in the process. They turn over faster than burgers on a McD's grill.


They are not employees of the bar ? What the hell ?

23 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
spentshells     

Strategeryz0r: blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs


picky eaters often go hungry

23 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
Strategeryz0r     

spentshells: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]

To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs

picky eaters often go hungry


Only poor picky eaters =P

23 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
RoyHobbs22     
If there is no sex will they at least clean my house?

23 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
ModernPrimitive01     

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.


The one on the very right seems like she needs a sammich

23 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
Lernaeus     

spentshells: Paying cute girls to hang out?
LAME-O


You may be privileged enough to not need such a service.

I, on the other hand, would avail myself of this service in a heartbeat if I lived in Scottsdale.

And had any money.

23 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
themasterdebater     

padraig: They are not employees of the bar ? What the hell ?


Is it an outrage that they're getting drunk on your dime *AND* they still won't fark you?

23 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?


Not if you're this coworker I had. He paid for not one but 2 escorts to show up with him at the christmas party. And then they took his cash and bailed after 20 minutes.

Saddest holiday party evar.

23 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Brakefornobody     
Howard, I told you- touching's extra.

23 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
Delecrious     
No sex? There's perfectly acceptable prostitutes you could hire.

23 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
kabar     

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."


Precisely. I've always labeled Scottsdale the land of fake tits and real assholes. Steroids, silicone, and spray tans everywhere you look. It's the "Jersey Shore" of the west.

23 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
ModernPrimitive01     

Slaves2Darkness: Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

Try backpage.com for your escort and sex needs.


My curiousity got the best of me so I checked out my city. Looks like 150 to 250 an hour is the going rate for someone that doesn't look addicted to meth

23 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
geek_mars     
...paid to appear at parties, socialize and add sparkle to events."

So, his escorts are twilight vampires?

23 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
jtown     

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

[media.azfamily.com image 600x599]


Pretty sure the personalities on the girl second from the right are fake. Possibly the one second from the left as well. An hard-hitting investigation is required.

23 Nov 2012 11:49 AM
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