not new at all.

"Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."

Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.

I thought this was a "family" magazine.

Bucky Katt: not new at all.

Yea they've been doing this for years

Paying cute girls to hang out?
LAME-O

No sex? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Whatever you say.

/wink wink

Therion: Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.

Or Booth Girls.

/same basic concept.

We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.

Therion: Atmosphere models? Huh. We used to call them airheads.

Or ushers.

jake_lex: No sex? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. Whatever you say.

/wink wink

It's all in the back.

Borrowed from every new trendy bar in Manhattan

Business meetings just got a little more businessy.

Shakespeare's Monkey: Or Booth Girls.

/same basic concept.

You will find them at pretty much any trade show that has male attendees.

Or, you could just hold your social gatherings at the bikini restaurants that are everywhere these days. They'll still do a horrible job of acting like anything you say is remotely interesting, but you only pay a premium for the crappy food and there's more skin to look at.

The fact that the event was boring enough to warrant having to pay cute girls to attend escapes them.

C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

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That photo makes you wonder about the unfortunate girl that had her back turned. Just why wasn't she allowed to have her face in the picture too?

apparently the idea of "promo" girls is new to some people

I don't always rent hot young females...

But when I do, it is fo sex!

Stay horney my friend.

There's nothing I love more than a sexy rib cage. That combined with their surely incredible personalities.

FTA:"Our girls are classy, our girls are smart, our girls do a great job and represent us very well and I'm proud of what we have and if it makes my business a little sexier than it makes our business a little sexier you know," LeVine explained.

LeVine is such a perfect name for a creep/douche.

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

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To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

It's nice to see that your 401K money didn't go entirely to waste.

Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

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To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

I might be able to make some money from photos of my golf clubs.
You can look, drool and imagine how much fun you could have with them

littlett's: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

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That photo makes you wonder about the unfortunate girl that had her back turned. Just why wasn't she allowed to have her face in the picture too?

She was playing slap-a-doodle with a client. Important business.

I saw Showgirls. This will not end well.

"If we do bring up well you know we're here and we do make a little bit of money, maybe they're a little bit surprised but they're also like 'Wow, how do I get that gig?' Especially if it's guys, girls have it made in Scottsdale and we do", said Qiel.

How do you say that in English?

Totally new and exciting! Never heard of this "escort" is it? Blows my mind! Why didn't I think of that?

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

Try backpage.com for your escort and sex needs.

blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

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To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs

Rufus Lee King: "If we do bring up well you know we're here and we do make a little bit of money, maybe they're a little bit surprised but they're also like 'Wow, how do I get that gig?' Especially if it's guys, girls have it made in Scottsdale and we do", said Qiel.

How do you say that in English?

and such as

Insatiable Jesus: We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.

I'd give that title to the "shot girls" in strip clubs who buy racks of shooters from the bar and try to sell them for more, getting brutally hammered in the process. They turn over faster than burgers on a McD's grill.

Scottsdale? OC and Stiggs drive past in a lifted Studebaker.

Next week: Arizona business sued by dumpy, middle-aged former model for discriminatory hiring practices.

They're overdressed.

BarkingUnicorn: Insatiable Jesus: We used to hire bimbos for our booth at big trade shows. To a girl; the most stupid subset of human being to exist.

I'd give that title to the "shot girls" in strip clubs who buy racks of shooters from the bar and try to sell them for more, getting brutally hammered in the process. They turn over faster than burgers on a McD's grill.

They are not employees of the bar ? What the hell ?

Strategeryz0r: blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

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To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs

picky eaters often go hungry

spentshells: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: Strategeryz0r: blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

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To the one on the right. If I can count how many ribs you have, you need a cheeseburger.

The the rest of you. I'll be with you all momentarily.

Hmm, for some reason, I didn't notice her ribs.

I saw tits, then I saw ribs. I only want to see ribs when I'm eating them.

/fatties are gross
//but so are twigs

picky eaters often go hungry

Only poor picky eaters =P

If there is no sex will they at least clean my house?

blatz514: C'mon guys, they're totally hired for the personalities.

The one on the very right seems like she needs a sammich

spentshells: Paying cute girls to hang out?
LAME-O

You may be privileged enough to not need such a service.

I, on the other hand, would avail myself of this service in a heartbeat if I lived in Scottsdale.

And had any money.

padraig: They are not employees of the bar ? What the hell ?

Is it an outrage that they're getting drunk on your dime *AND* they still won't fark you?

Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

Not if you're this coworker I had. He paid for not one but 2 escorts to show up with him at the christmas party. And then they took his cash and bailed after 20 minutes.

Saddest holiday party evar.

Howard, I told you- touching's extra.

No sex? There's perfectly acceptable prostitutes you could hire.

ecmoRandomNumbers: "Scottsdale is the land of pretty people..."

Give me a break. Scottsdale is the land of $35,000/year "millionaires."

Precisely. I've always labeled Scottsdale the land of fake tits and real assholes. Steroids, silicone, and spray tans everywhere you look. It's the "Jersey Shore" of the west.

Slaves2Darkness: Chafed Willi: Wait, escorts will have sex with you?

Try backpage.com for your escort and sex needs.

My curiousity got the best of me so I checked out my city. Looks like 150 to 250 an hour is the going rate for someone that doesn't look addicted to meth

...paid to appear at parties, socialize and add sparkle to events."

So, his escorts are twilight vampires?