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   It's got to be pretty embarrassing when you break into someone's hotel room wearing a pillowcase with the eye holes burned into it and you let yourself get pushed out of the room and over the balcony

23 Nov 2012 02:12 PM   |   5019 clicks   |   NW Florida Daily News
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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23 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
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Rubix^3     
www.levlane.com

23 Nov 2012 02:15 PM
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Snort     
404 on mobile

23 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Or, it's got to be Florida.

23 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
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JesusJuice     

Snort: 404 on mobile


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23 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
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RandomRandom     
30 Year Sentence?!?

WTF

He definitely needs to be locked up, but 30 years? No wonder the US has the highest percentage of incarnation in the entire farking world.

23 Nov 2012 03:50 PM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
This is why Jason Voorhees switched to a hockey mask. No one takes a deranged maniac seriously if they're wearing a pillowcase over their head! :-(

23 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
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10 U.S.C. 311     

RandomRandom: He definitely needs to be locked up, but 30 years? No wonder the US has the highest percentage of incarnation in the entire farking world.


Probably charged with burglary, plus a sentence enhancement for wearing a mask (if the mask isn't the greater crime - FL may have old anti-Klan laws that make the commission of a masked crime a special category of bad).

Plus there's the fact that the cops had his DNA - meaning he's a repeat offender. That's why the news is so old methinks. It took them 10 months to run the DNA.

I wonder how many times he's done this since then.

23 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
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D_Moran     
B-b-bad to the bone.

/not really

23 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
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GreenSun     
LOL 30 years for wearing a piilow case on your head!

23 Nov 2012 04:22 PM
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Benjimin_Dover     
Awesome. Somebody have a working link?

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23 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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