Revenge sex is awesome.

It didn't work so he tried to rape her.

MOM?!?!?

I wonder if they'll even be able to charge him with a crime. If lying to a woman to trick her into bed were a crime, the jails would be full of more than just weed smokers.

I tried that in college but got it all wrong- tried sleeping with the guy who was sleeping with my girlfriend.

/the upside was knowing how disappointing he was

That's her story and she's sticking with with

One more and TONGUE TRIFECTA!

With it, dammit. With it.

This is like some sort of sleazy version of "in the mood for love"

how you? i is With-With Sanders

dude

walk up to any cougar+ and tell them you want to spend a gentle five hours spoiling their body with sex

you don't have to beat around the bush

prjindigo: dude

walk up to any cougar+ and tell them you want to spend a gentle five hours spoiling their body with sex

you don't have to beat around the bush

Hopefully you don't. Some of those older women's grooming habits are not that great.

Hey GUYZ! What's going on here in this thread?

FTFA: "While talking, he suddenly got up and tried to have sex with her," the source said.

Well, that must have been awkward.

And that is when he tells her that he lied....
And where she says, "it's ok, I'm not married anyway"

You know you're good when she realizes afterwards that she isn't married.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: prjindigo: dude

walk up to any cougar+ and tell them you want to spend a gentle five hours spoiling their body with sex

you don't have to beat around the bush

Hopefully you don't. Some of those older women's grooming habits are not that great.

Yeah. You got to watch the upper limit too. There's an age where they are chicks who were raised in the time of the "saturday night bath" for lack of a better term. Mostly baby boomers and the first batches of the hippy kids they spit out. Taking a shower daily just isn't ingrained into them. My gf Eileen comes from that crowd and fortunately she does shower everyday, but there was some trepidation the first time I peeled off her pants on her couch. Was I going to be able to have a snack or was it going to be a "ride it, blow it, then nice knowing ye" kind of night.

I'm guessing the author thinks that "dupe" is a synonym for "rape".

Was I going to be able to have a snack or was it going to be a "ride it, blow it, then nice knowing ye" kind of night.

I nominate this sentance as the most fabulous sentance written in a Fark thread this year.

What legitimate rape may look like.

The aristocrats?

silverjets: I'm guessing the author thinks that "dupe" is a synonym for "rape".

Yeah, lying for sex is sleazy, but it's not illegal.

Old story is old...

Decameron day eight story eight

Lady Killer Perk

Taking notes...

Ampang Jaya police chief Asst Comm Amiruddin Jamaluddin

/that's a ruddin'

//or a luddin'

So, suspect is approximately 30 and asian?

Have fun coppers!

Gyrfalcon: silverjets: I'm guessing the author thinks that "dupe" is a synonym for "rape".

Yeah, lying for sex is sleazy, but it's not illegal.

Leaving this thread sleazy, yet satisfied

dopekitty74: So, suspect is approximately 30 and asian?

Have fun coppers!

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