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   You are truly a silver-tongued devil if you approach an older woman, tell her that her husband is sleeping with your wife, and convince her to sleep with you to get revenge

23 Nov 2012 01:28 PM   |   10276 clicks   |   AsiaOne
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Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  
Revenge sex is awesome.

23 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
It didn't work so he tried to rape her.

23 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
MOM?!?!?

23 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
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Tommy Moo     
I wonder if they'll even be able to charge him with a crime. If lying to a woman to trick her into bed were a crime, the jails would be full of more than just weed smokers.

23 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
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T-Servo     
I tried that in college but got it all wrong- tried sleeping with the guy who was sleeping with my girlfriend.

/the upside was knowing how disappointing he was

23 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
That's her story and she's sticking with with

23 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
One more and TONGUE TRIFECTA!

23 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
With it, dammit. With it.

23 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
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Professor Pickles     
This is like some sort of sleazy version of "in the mood for love"

23 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
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strapp3r     
how you? i is With-With Sanders

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23 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
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prjindigo     
dude

walk up to any cougar+ and tell them you want to spend a gentle five hours spoiling their body with sex

you don't have to beat around the bush

23 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

prjindigo: dude

walk up to any cougar+ and tell them you want to spend a gentle five hours spoiling their body with sex

you don't have to beat around the bush


Hopefully you don't. Some of those older women's grooming habits are not that great.

23 Nov 2012 01:40 PM
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skylabdown     
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Hey GUYZ! What's going on here in this thread?

23 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
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Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: "While talking, he suddenly got up and tried to have sex with her," the source said.

Well, that must have been awkward.

23 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
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Resident Muslim     
And that is when he tells her that he lied....
And where she says, "it's ok, I'm not married anyway"

23 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
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I May Be Crazy But...     
You know you're good when she realizes afterwards that she isn't married.

23 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
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Benjimin_Dover     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: prjindigo: dude

walk up to any cougar+ and tell them you want to spend a gentle five hours spoiling their body with sex

you don't have to beat around the bush

Hopefully you don't. Some of those older women's grooming habits are not that great.


Yeah. You got to watch the upper limit too. There's an age where they are chicks who were raised in the time of the "saturday night bath" for lack of a better term. Mostly baby boomers and the first batches of the hippy kids they spit out. Taking a shower daily just isn't ingrained into them. My gf Eileen comes from that crowd and fortunately she does shower everyday, but there was some trepidation the first time I peeled off her pants on her couch. Was I going to be able to have a snack or was it going to be a "ride it, blow it, then nice knowing ye" kind of night.

23 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
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silverjets     
I'm guessing the author thinks that "dupe" is a synonym for "rape".

23 Nov 2012 01:51 PM
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skylabdown     
Was I going to be able to have a snack or was it going to be a "ride it, blow it, then nice knowing ye" kind of night.

I nominate this sentance as the most fabulous sentance written in a Fark thread this year.

23 Nov 2012 01:52 PM
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Pollexter     
www.asiaone.com

What legitimate rape may look like.

23 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
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Snooki Punch     
The aristocrats?

23 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
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Gyrfalcon     

silverjets: I'm guessing the author thinks that "dupe" is a synonym for "rape".


Yeah, lying for sex is sleazy, but it's not illegal.

23 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
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Mindlock     
Old story is old...

Decameron day eight story eight

23 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
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kyleaugustus     

23 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
Taking notes...

23 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
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South     
Ampang Jaya police chief Asst Comm Amiruddin Jamaluddin

/that's a ruddin'

//or a luddin'

23 Nov 2012 03:36 PM
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dopekitty74     
So, suspect is approximately 30 and asian?

Have fun coppers!

23 Nov 2012 03:59 PM
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baronvonzipper     

Gyrfalcon: silverjets: I'm guessing the author thinks that "dupe" is a synonym for "rape".

Yeah, lying for sex is sleazy, but it's not illegal.


Leaving this thread sleazy, yet satisfied

23 Nov 2012 04:02 PM
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genner     

dopekitty74: So, suspect is approximately 30 and asian?

Have fun coppers!


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23 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
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Death Eats a Cracker     
This thread is incomplete without pictures of what hot Asian milfs may look like.

24 Nov 2012 04:13 AM
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