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   Thirty-two-year-old hottie: I've had five kids, eat 5,000 calories of junk food a day...and look like THIS (w/pics)

23 Nov 2012 12:41 PM   |   32855 clicks   |   The Sun
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feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  
It gives to bad tattoos, greasy hair and prominent teeth?

I'd cut back if I were she.

23 Nov 2012 02:25 AM
kxs401    [TotalFark]  
It's sad that she's STILL not happy with her body, which looks great to me. She should be careful, though -- just being thin isn't enough to protect against high cholesterol or diabetes if she's not eating well.

23 Nov 2012 02:30 AM
RobertBruce    [TotalFark]  
so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.

23 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
VIDEOWALLART     
I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly

23 Nov 2012 07:34 AM
Slaxl     
She's ugly therefore her opinions are invalid and any information gleaned from her is fallacious.

23 Nov 2012 08:29 AM
dletter     
This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....

23 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  
Tape worm.

23 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
Friskya     
Two bagger.

23 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
Still no cure for British Teeth, obviously.

23 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
AdolfOliverPanties     
FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.

23 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons    [TotalFark]  
Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories

23 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
The_Y2P_Problem     
I don't know, if I learned anything from the documentary, The Killer Shrews, it's that a shrew must eat their body weight every day or they'll starve.

23 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
GAT_00     

VIDEOWALLART: I didn't realize Fast food lead to fugly


Yeah, that's a very British face.

23 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
Coolfusis     
I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.

23 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
WTFDYW    [TotalFark]  
Take away the bad, bad tattoos and she'd be a butterface at best.

23 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
Tatard

23 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
Friskya     

Friskya: Two bagger.


Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?

23 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
dletter     

Coolfusis: I'm gonna call either tapeworm, or dead at 40 due to cocaine overdose.

Bodies aren't magic, something has to burn those calories.


Metabolism's can vary widely, but, yeah, that is even a bit extreme if the diet is true and she is never working out, especially once you hit your 30s.

23 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
whistleridge    [TotalFark]  

dletter: This article is not helping my impression that all women in England have 3 kids by the time they are 23 and live off the government.

/actually, that impression comes mostly from article from "The Sun", so....


But only in the UK. In the US, they have to be black to do that.

23 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
make me some tea    [TotalFark]  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Seems crazy enough. Crazy burns a lot of calories


That's probably why my ex-wife was so trim. She could eat anything she liked and she was a beanpole. Crazy as a loon, though.

23 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  

RobertBruce: so... study the metabolism and figure out how to put ours in high gear.


Meth.

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23 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
antidisestablishmentarianism    [TotalFark]  
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South Bronx Paradise Diet Baby!

23 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
uncoveror     
Unless this story is fake, and most tabloid stories are, she has intestinal parasites.

23 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
Shazam999     
I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.

23 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
Pat  Benetar Skeletor.

23 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
littlett's     
I guess dancing must burn a lot of calories.

23 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
*sigh* We Brits are a very ugly people. I readily admit it.
Pass that paper-bag, will you?

23 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
tothekor     

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.


Just wrap a flag around her head and do it for Ole Glory.

23 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
Head_Shot     
Bet she really BEEFS.....

23 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
PacManDreaming     
Hottie? More like:

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23 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
cig-mkr     

Friskya: Friskya: Two bagger.

Now that I think about it, better make it three bags.

/why take risks?


And make them plastic bags

23 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
WhippingBoy     
Am I supposed to be impressed?

23 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  
I stopped reading when it came to the kids names : Charlea, Morgan, Rocky-Lee, Tyson-Lee, Lucky-Lee. What's wrong with Morgan? Did they realise they gave Charlea a fancy spelling so passed on Morgan then went straight to good old fashioned Lee for the next three? What if Lucky-Lee is unlucky and bi-polar? What if Tyson-Lee and Rocky-Lee can't fight? What if Charlea never goes on to become a stripper? So much riding on this...

23 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Treygreen13     
She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.

23 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
cryinoutloud    [TotalFark]  
Too bad about the ugly tats. Maybe she should stop popping out kids and have her thyroid checked.

23 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
mcwehrle     
ftfa: "With the demands of raising five children - Charlea, 13, Morgan, ten, Rocky-Lee, six, Tyson-Lee, two, and one-year-old Lucky-Lee - full-time mum Julie says she has little time to even think about eating healthily"

There are deeper issues here than her inherent metabolism/tapeworm and bad tattoos.

23 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
UncleFriendly     
Is "hottie" one of those words that mean something different in Britain?

23 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
debug     
She has tacky tattoos and piercings, but otherwise, she's average looking at worst.

23 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
NCg8r     

Shazam999: I know a girl like that, she has a smoking hot body even though she popped out two kids. Washboard abs, totally tight butt. Unfortunately she is one hell of a butterface.


killer body with sub par face... AKA my dreamgirl

23 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
Genju     
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Enjoy.

23 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
Yeah Fark. Okay. Sure.... SHE'S A "HOTTIE" AND LILY COLE ISN'T!?!?!?!

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23 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
Jadedgrl     
Yeah she seems so depressed about being trim and stuffing her face with whatever she wants. Such problems- I'm shocked she hasn't taken her own life yet. Poor poor thing.

23 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
Mock26     
Not even hot by British standards!

23 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  

Treygreen13: She looks like a stripper you'd see at 4pm.


Nice. I'm adding this to my list.

23 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
WhippingBoy     

AdolfOliverPanties: FARK.com: where gorgeous celebrity women are denigrated for any slight physical flaws, but non-celebrity ugly she-beasts are considered hotties.


You're new here, aren't you?

Everyone else knows that when they see the word "hottie" in the headline that they should expect a horrific train wreck.

23 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
drjekel_mrhyde     
I have the same problem. I(35 y/o 5'9" male) want to get up to 160-165lb but can't get past 146lb no matter how much I eat or drink.
/My high metabolism might what's keeping me from growing a full beard, grey hair, and balding

23 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
Five Tails of Fury     

Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.


I'm calling anorexia over tapeworm. With all that crap she's eating, the worm would've died of obesity by now.

23 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
dopekitty74     
She can have some of my ample curves if she'll give me some of that metabolism....

Lucky biatch...

23 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
Smackledorfer     

Tr0mBoNe: Tape worm.


Could be.

23 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
traylor     
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