Gives a whole new meaning to "killing him softly".

I volunteer to attempt to establish the veracity of this mans story.

good headline subby.

The culprit.

BRING IT....

No real man wouldn't love to die like that. (Homosexuals exempted). I know it's how I want to go.

/she shouldn't be obscure around here

He'll probably drown having forgotten to replace some sort of floatation device.

Damn, my exes always opt for silver bullets and torches, I need to swap with him...

Death by Snu Snu!

Motorboating motherfarker!

I'm glad they included a helpful photo.

Deoan: No real man wouldn't love to die like that. (Homosexuals exempted). I know it's how I want to go.

A real Min Kota would enjoy her treatment.

Here for snu snu.

'I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.'

But WHAT an ORGASM!

What a way to go!!

Great, now I've got that damn song stuck in my head.



/hates current country music.

So his "Poland" got annexed?

It could have been a truly happy ending!

Smothered indeed... (Woman in pic has worlds largest breasts at 102zzz)

DD stands for delightful death.

I see where this is going.

It's a MAN, baby!

Deoan: No real man wouldn't love to die like that. (Homosexuals exempted). I know it's how I want to go.

This. And I bet I'd Orgasm on the way out too.

If he was truly fighting for his life, I bet there'd be a doozy of a hickey. Enough to merit mention in the news at least.

For once, an article actually contains extremely useful picture of what breasts might look like.

This surely has the word potato in it somewhere

kyleaugustus: /she shouldn't be obscure around here

No, her legs were lethal, not her breasts.

God--: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x648]

Smothered indeed... (Woman in pic has worlds largest breasts at 102zzz)

GF has J cups and they could indeed smother me.

/Boobs the size of my head, she has.
//Her bra doubles as my hat in the winter

Hansen has denied the charge of 'attempted manslaughter with a weapon'.

Weapons

FTFY

I'll be watching this thread carefully out of concern for this man's well being.

Meh, 38DD is not all that impressive. I almost married larger breasts, and the woman attached to them.

kyleaugustus: [thumbs.ifood.tv image 385x251]

/she shouldn't be obscure around here

Onatopp? Onatopp.

Smotherfarking?

You old sailor, you!

sithon: good headline subby.

Inspired by an old movie?
Link

Naughty Maz?

Ayaitch: Inspired by an old movie?
Link

Crystal is an advertising executive who tracks down the mobsters who killed her boyfriend Larry. One by one, she seduces each man, drugs them, then smothers them to death with her large breasts. At the end, she finds out that it was her own father (Phillip Stahl) who ordered her lover's execution.

Now there's a girl with daddy issues!

(great link, as a kid I lived near a drive-in that showed stuff like this, I always find these flicks endlessly amusing)

aspAddict: God--: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x648]

Smothered indeed... (Woman in pic has worlds largest breasts at 102zzz)

GF has J cups and they could indeed smother me.

/Boobs the size of my head, she has.
//Her bra doubles as my hat in the winter

With a girlfriend likek that, WTFark are you doing here?

Skeptical.