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   Man escapes death after motorboating accident

23 Nov 2012 09:45 AM   |   5985 clicks   |   Metro
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Principal Clarinet    [TotalFark]  
Gives a whole new meaning to "killing him softly".

23 Nov 2012 02:30 AM
Slaxl     
I volunteer to attempt to establish the veracity of this mans story.

23 Nov 2012 04:07 AM
sithon    [TotalFark]  
good headline subby.

23 Nov 2012 04:40 AM
Krymson Tyde     
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The culprit.

23 Nov 2012 06:01 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
BRING IT....
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23 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
Deoan     
No real man wouldn't love to die like that. (Homosexuals exempted). I know it's how I want to go.

23 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
kyleaugustus     
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/she shouldn't be obscure around here

23 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
BitwiseShift     
He'll probably drown having forgotten to replace some sort of floatation device.

23 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Pribar     
Damn, my exes always opt for silver bullets and torches, I need to swap with him...

23 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
DeCypher44     
Death by Snu Snu!

23 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Motorboating motherfarker!

23 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
Old Man Winter    [TotalFark]  
I'm glad they included a helpful photo.

23 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
darth_badger     

Deoan: No real man wouldn't love to die like that. (Homosexuals exempted). I know it's how I want to go.


A real Min Kota would enjoy her treatment.

23 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
LordOfThePings     
Here for snu snu.

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23 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
NutWrench     
'I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.'

But WHAT an ORGASM!

23 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
ram.1500     
What a way to go!!

23 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
adeist69     
Great, now I've got that damn song stuck in my head.



/hates current country music.

23 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
oldfarthenry     
So his "Poland" got annexed?

23 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  
It could have been a truly happy ending!

23 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
God--     
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Smothered indeed... (Woman in pic has worlds largest breasts at 102zzz)

23 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
uncleacid     
DD stands for delightful death.

23 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  
I see where this is going.

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23 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
Tanthalas39     
It's a MAN, baby!

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23 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
Smackledorfer     

Deoan: No real man wouldn't love to die like that. (Homosexuals exempted). I know it's how I want to go.


This. And I bet I'd Orgasm on the way out too.

23 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
anotar     
If he was truly fighting for his life, I bet there'd be a doozy of a hickey. Enough to merit mention in the news at least.

23 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
For once, an article actually contains extremely useful picture of what breasts might look like.

23 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
This surely has the word potato in it somewhere

23 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
Aikidogamer     

kyleaugustus: /she shouldn't be obscure around here


No, her legs were lethal, not her breasts.

23 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
aspAddict     

God--: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x648]

Smothered indeed... (Woman in pic has worlds largest breasts at 102zzz)


GF has J cups and they could indeed smother me.

/Boobs the size of my head, she has.
//Her bra doubles as my hat in the winter

23 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
Alleyoop     
Hansen has denied the charge of 'attempted manslaughter with a weapon'.

Weapons

FTFY

23 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
mauled_by_jesus     
I'll be watching this thread carefully out of concern for this man's well being.

23 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
Aikidogamer     
Meh, 38DD is not all that impressive. I almost married larger breasts, and the woman attached to them.

23 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
KnowledgeJunkie     

kyleaugustus: [thumbs.ifood.tv image 385x251]

/she shouldn't be obscure around here


Onatopp? Onatopp.

23 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
Aulus    [TotalFark]  
Smotherfarking?

23 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
NoblePatrick     
You old sailor, you!

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23 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
Richard Saunders     

sithon: good headline subby.


23 Nov 2012 06:07 PM
Ayaitch     
Inspired by an old movie?
Link

23 Nov 2012 08:58 PM
lilbjorn     
Naughty Maz?

23 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
ShobuZukuri     
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23 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
MisterRonbo     

Ayaitch: Inspired by an old movie?
Link

Crystal is an advertising executive who tracks down the mobsters who killed her boyfriend Larry. One by one, she seduces each man, drugs them, then smothers them to death with her large breasts. At the end, she finds out that it was her own father (Phillip Stahl) who ordered her lover's execution.


Now there's a girl with daddy issues!

(great link, as a kid I lived near a drive-in that showed stuff like this, I always find these flicks endlessly amusing)

24 Nov 2012 02:06 AM
MikeBoomshadow     

aspAddict: God--: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x648]

Smothered indeed... (Woman in pic has worlds largest breasts at 102zzz)

GF has J cups and they could indeed smother me.

/Boobs the size of my head, she has.
//Her bra doubles as my hat in the winter


With a girlfriend likek that, WTFark are you doing here?

24 Nov 2012 02:25 AM
Raging Thespian    [TotalFark]  
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Skeptical.

24 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
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