Shenanigans.

29 and 34 are the same pic. There's only 40 stupid pics there.

I are serious shopper.

This are serious event.

These people know about Amazon and internet shopping, right?

Idiots... idiots everywhere...

Jeez, people, it's all just stuff....

A zombie apocalypse virus would ideally be released on a Black Friday.

basemetal: A zombie apocalypse virus would ideally be released on a Black Friday.

I think it's safe to say that has already happened

/the effects appear to be temporary
//mostly

C O N S U M E.

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I are serious shopper.

This are serious event.


Wait.  Someone waited in line, and battled through hordes of mad consumers to purchase board games that will most likely never go out of stock?

downstairs: Wait.  Someone waited in line, and battled through hordes of mad consumers to purchase board games that will most likely never go out of stock?

I saw that, too. WTF would you battle Black Friday crowds for THOSE? And they're probably 20% cheaper or more online, anyway.

Look, I love shopping as much as the next woman, but I can't handle that shiat. I'm not sleeping outside in a tent to be one of the first people into a store at 3 a.m. I'm not going to the mall and getting crushed by several thousand people, all trying to buy the same piece of Chinese-made crap for super-low prices. My best friend and her husband did this, and while I love them to death.......I think they're farking nuts.

I've worked retail over the holidays before, and I feel sorry for the sales associates who have to deal with these people today.

Pathetic.

brigid_fitch: downstairs: Wait.  Someone waited in line, and battled through hordes of mad consumers to purchase board games that will most likely never go out of stock?

I saw that, too. WTF would you battle Black Friday crowds for THOSE? And they're probably 20% cheaper or more online, anyway.

But they were CHEAP! Like, only FIVE DOLLARS EACH! And she got to wear her shopping/drinking hat!

farking lemmings.

And Operation and Battleship? Is it 1975 already?

The Black Friday Early bird shopper is one of the lowest known forms of humanoid. Just below Ferengis.

The lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights.

They all look so happy and full of Christmas spirit.

Four Emerson's? Seems about right, those tvs will last about 6 months each.

Mugato: farking lemmings.

And Operation and Battleship? Is it 1975 already?

No. In 1975 they were actually made well. Now this poor couple has to buy them every year to replace the ones that broke in January.

How did the woman from Times Square in #1 get to Salem NH by the end of the night in #37? That's dedication.

brigid_fitch: downstairs: Wait.  Someone waited in line, and battled through hordes of mad consumers to purchase board games that will most likely never go out of stock?

I saw that, too. WTF would you battle Black Friday crowds for THOSE? And they're probably 20% cheaper or more online, anyway.

I don't know about the more mainstream games like those, but when I was looking into setting up my own store I did some research with the distributors for Catan and those other fancier board games - they don't sell to online only operations at all, apparently. Which was a bummer when my location fell through and I ended up online only.

Three Crooked Squirrels: The lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights.

...I hate you now.

Do other Countries do this? It is embarrassing.

blatz514: Four Emerson's? Seems about right, those tvs will last about 6 months each.

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I was about to mention that. Emerson is the bottom of the barrel I remember how short that stuff lasted growing up. Complete crap.

Arthur Jumbles: These people know about Amazon and internet shopping, right?

ok, smartypants, tell me just how the hell I'm supposed to get a television shipped through these tubes.

Thought so.

I shop on Mexican Monday, when all the cocaine is discounted.

DanZero:

Came to say something like this

Perplexed Kitty is Perplexed.

There's been a Dj at the Sephora I shop at...and it wasn't holiday related.

Men gearing up to walk through the doors at Men's Warehouse with cash in and hand ready to be treated like kings.

Glad I make my Christmas gifts. I start in September.

incendi: Idiots... idiots everywhere...

THIS!

Sad to say, but the economy doesn't run on unicorn farts and pixie dust.

\not out in it...the kids like cash better anyways

LeroyBourne: Men gearing up to walk through the doors at Men's Warehouse with cash in and hand ready to be treated like kings.

I guarantee it.

Oh dear....so...many....soft....targets.

[ulp, gaahh]

When I start thinking like this I gotta go hit the drinkin' gear.

These people deserve all the ridicule that can be dished out. How sad and pathetic your life must be if you're that excited about crowding into a store with hundreds of others at 3AM.

Go fill your miserable lives with Chinese-made plastic junk.

stiletto_the_wise: These people deserve all the ridicule that can be dished out. How sad and pathetic your life must be if you're that excited about crowding into a store with hundreds of others at 3AM.

Go fill your miserable lives with Chinese-made plastic junk.

If you only knew the power of the saving side.

Arthur Jumbles: These people know about Amazon and internet shopping, right?

Yes, they know, but these people like doing this.

Stop laughing, I'm serious. I remember a few years back when a reporter was talking to people in line just before midnight and they were all excited and thrilled to be there.

farking freaks

Three Crooked Squirrels: The lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights, the lights.

Jerk. That doesn't go away for a while.

Coco LaFemme: Look, I love shopping as much as the next woman, but I can't handle that shiat. I'm not sleeping outside in a tent to be one of the first people into a store at 3 a.m. I'm not going to the mall and getting crushed by several thousand people, all trying to buy the same piece of Chinese-made crap for super-low prices. My best friend and her husband did this, and while I love them to death.......I think they're farking nuts.

The economic prosperity of the country depends on you doing your part. Why do you hate America?

/from Canada. Can't believe the videos I'm seeing

Lionel Mandrake: Arthur Jumbles: These people know about Amazon and internet shopping, right?

Yes, they know, but these people like doing this.

Stop laughing, I'm serious. I remember a few years back when a reporter was talking to people in line just before midnight and they were all excited and thrilled to be there.

farking freaks

A few years back? I was seeing those people on TV last night.

I mean more power to them I guess, but I like being lazy, and shopping is the opposite of lazy for me.

blatz514: Four Emerson's? Seems about right, those tvs will last about 6 months each.

Also aren't you supposed to NOT lay them flat?

Mrtraveler01: A few years back? I was seeing those people on TV last night.

Yes, but a few years back is when they had to get in line.

Meh I got my new galaxy III on sale for $49 as opposed to regular $199 at the sprint store this morning at 8am. No camping out or other bs. I set up an appt. for it.

Lionel Mandrake: Arthur Jumbles: These people know about Amazon and internet shopping, right?

Yes, they know, but these people like doing this.

Stop laughing, I'm serious. I remember a few years back when a reporter was talking to people in line just before midnight and they were all excited and thrilled to be there.

farking freaks

I imagine it's the same mentality of those people who are into Extreme Couponing. There seems to be a certain subset of the population who will endure a massive amount of inconvenience to save money.

"I spent my entire weekend going through every newspaper in the state and found a combination of coupons that made bags of sugar only 18 cents each, so I bought 5000 of them! I had to rent a U-Haul and we don't have a den any more, but I saved a fortune!"

titwrench: blatz514: Four Emerson's? Seems about right, those tvs will last about 6 months each.

Also aren't you supposed to NOT lay them flat?

To be fair; I don't think it's gonna make an Emerson any less shiater.

bojon: Glad I make my Christmas gifts. I start in September.

This year everybody gets jerky and moonshine except for the future Mrs. titwrench, she gets jerky, moonshine and an engagement ring.

Disgusting.

Matthew Keene: This country is disgusting. So materialistic it is beyond sickening. Merry farking Christmas. All the assholes crawled out from their lairs today. This country deserved 9/11/2001, and it deserves another one!

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Tone it down a bit.