no use crying

I suppose you could just skim the parts off the bumper.

Was the story worth reading? I just skimmed it.

Not ironic?

I'm about 90% certain that this story wouldn't have been published if it hadn't been a milk truck that hit the cows. They have to be careful what they ok when journalistic integrity is at steak.

Must have really creamed those cows.

Vegan Meat Popsicle: They have to be careful what they ok when journalistic integrity is at steak.

naturally the finest material will rise to the top

hammettman: Must have really creamed those cows.

Yeah, but the story was pretty cheesy.

Did he bump into a curd?

ultraholland: naturally the finest material will rise to the top

Careful, too many puns would Beefalo us.

An udder tragedy.

a Mooving violation?

Bang Zoom! a cow shot over the moon.

udder chaos!

Not kosher, dude.

Valis992000: Was the story worth reading? I just skimmed it.

It flashed past your eyes?

As someone who hit a cow with a car many years ago, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

It's Wisconsin, so 2% could also be the milk truck driver's BAC. Hell, it could be the cows' BAC as well.

I'm not sure you could call that jumping over the moon, maybe catapulting or tossing? The cow tossed over the moon?

Holy Cow(s)!

Both cows were black and white. One was split in two. The investigating officer reported that all that was left at the scene were one holstein and two halfsteins.

That was 2 moo-ving.They should ask the local pasteur to say a few words to the laity.

The driver reported the last thing he said before impact was, "Move! Move!"

Cheesy headline.

Keep churning out those headlines subby!

ChromoSomes: Both cows were black and white. One was split in two. The investigating officer reported that all that was left at the scene were one holstein and two halfsteins.

What's black and white and red all over.

Click the link and hate me forever

Stupid homo!

Why didn't he just hide the evidence?

Why take the cows when he had the milk for free?

Then again, I know how you people would react. "How dairy do such a thing?"

Maybe they could have condensed the story more.

This whole thread has definitely separated the curds from the whey.

That tale of tragedy was certainly moo-ving.

I thought political threads were bad, but this thread is really full of cow words!

Anyway, do you think the farmer will pay for the repairs to the truck? Edam well better!

Bacontastesgood: Click the link and hate me forever

ZOMG that was the best !

imagine my surprise at seeing a bunch of jerky comments