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   Milk truck hits, kills two cows in great Wisconsin tragedy. Driver found to be 2 percent at fault

23 Nov 2012 05:18 PM   |   1677 clicks   |   Duluth News Tribune
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ultraholland     
no use crying

23 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
I suppose you could just skim the parts off the bumper.

23 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
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Valis992000     
Was the story worth reading? I just skimmed it.

23 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
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uncleacid     
Not ironic?

23 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
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Vegan Meat Popsicle     
I'm about 90% certain that this story wouldn't have been published if it hadn't been a milk truck that hit the cows. They have to be careful what they ok when journalistic integrity is at steak.

23 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
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hammettman     
Must have really creamed those cows.

23 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
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Raging Thespian    [TotalFark]  
i332.photobucket.com

23 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
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ultraholland     
Vegan Meat Popsicle: They have to be careful what they ok when journalistic integrity is at steak.

naturally the finest material will rise to the top

23 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

hammettman: Must have really creamed those cows.


Yeah, but the story was pretty cheesy.

23 Nov 2012 05:29 PM
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BeerGraduate     
Did he bump into a curd?

23 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
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Vegan Meat Popsicle     

ultraholland: naturally the finest material will rise to the top


Careful, too many puns would Beefalo us.

23 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
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Wheyfaring Stranger     
An udder tragedy.

23 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
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madgordy     
a Mooving violation?

Bang Zoom! a cow shot over the moon.

udder chaos!

23 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Not kosher, dude.

23 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
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RayD8     

Valis992000: Was the story worth reading? I just skimmed it.


It flashed past your eyes?

23 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
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DarthBart     
As someone who hit a cow with a car many years ago, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

23 Nov 2012 06:08 PM
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cleveoh     
It's Wisconsin, so 2% could also be the milk truck driver's BAC. Hell, it could be the cows' BAC as well.

23 Nov 2012 06:09 PM
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Indubitably     
I'm not sure you could call that jumping over the moon, maybe catapulting or tossing? The cow tossed over the moon?

23 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
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hammettman     
Holy Cow(s)!

23 Nov 2012 06:29 PM
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ChromoSomes     
Both cows were black and white. One was split in two. The investigating officer reported that all that was left at the scene were one holstein and two halfsteins.

23 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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barefoot in the head     
That was 2 moo-ving.They should ask the local pasteur to say a few words to the laity.

23 Nov 2012 06:41 PM
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Indubitably     
The driver reported the last thing he said before impact was, "Move! Move!"

23 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
Cheesy headline.

23 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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Whatthefark     
Keep churning out those headlines subby!

23 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
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jaytkay     

ChromoSomes: Both cows were black and white. One was split in two. The investigating officer reported that all that was left at the scene were one holstein and two halfsteins.


What's black and white and red all over.

23 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
ecx.images-amazon.com

23 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
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Bacontastesgood     
Click the link and hate me forever

23 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
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Reaperman     
Stupid homo!

23 Nov 2012 08:48 PM
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DoctorCal     
Why didn't he just hide the evidence?

23 Nov 2012 09:11 PM
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ginko     
Why take the cows when he had the milk for free?

23 Nov 2012 09:12 PM
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DoctorCal     
Then again, I know how you people would react. "How dairy do such a thing?"

23 Nov 2012 09:14 PM
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A General Disdain For All Of Humanity     
Maybe they could have condensed the story more.

23 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
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Gyrfalcon     
This whole thread has definitely separated the curds from the whey.

23 Nov 2012 09:22 PM
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SirEattonHogg     
That tale of tragedy was certainly moo-ving.

23 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
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DoctorCal     
I thought political threads were bad, but this thread is really full of cow words!

23 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
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DoctorCal     
Anyway, do you think the farmer will pay for the repairs to the truck? Edam well better!

23 Nov 2012 09:41 PM
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jaytkay     

Bacontastesgood: Click the link and hate me forever


ZOMG that was the best !

24 Nov 2012 03:41 AM
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harbingerofdoom     
imagine my surprise at seeing a bunch of jerky comments

24 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
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