(full site)
Fark.com

Back To Main
   Redneck trifecta: Tennessee man arrested after stalking woman with vulgar tongue gestures. Yes, his name is Hank Williams. Yes, he lives on Opossum Hollow Road

23 Nov 2012 01:27 PM   |   3308 clicks   |   Johnson City Press
Add Comment
Showing 1-28 of 28 comments
Refresh
Mr. Chow     
I believe subby is my neighbor... Well played.

23 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
Reply
kendelrio     
Hey ass-mitter!
It's called "Possum Holler Road"!

www.robbspewak.com

/hot

23 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
Reply
kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  

kendelrio: Hey ass-mitter!
It's called "Possum Holler Road"!

[www.robbspewak.com image 250x377]

/hot


THIS!

23 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
Reply
GAT_00     
Goddammit Tennessee.

23 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
Reply
Snarfangel     
I was a couple of blocks away from a Possum Trot when I lived in Austin, Texas.

/I lived on the more boring "Enfield Road."

23 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
Reply
kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  

Snarfangel: I was a couple of blocks away from a Possum Trot when I lived in Austin, Texas.

/I lived on the more boring "Enfield Road."


We have a Possum Valley Rd 'round these parts (not a spelling mistake, the 'O' is Omitted).

23 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
Reply
Snarfangel     

kid_icarus: Snarfangel: I was a couple of blocks away from a Possum Trot when I lived in Austin, Texas.

/I lived on the more boring "Enfield Road."

We have a Possum Valley Rd 'round these parts (not a spelling mistake, the 'O' is Omitted).


I should point out the same thing. :)
u1.ipernity.com
/shamelessly swiped.

23 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
Reply
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Maybe it's just because I'm from redneckland, but who the fark puts an "O" on the front of possum?

That makes as much sense to me as the British spelling of aluminum.

23 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
Reply
FrancoFile     

FirstNationalBastard: Maybe it's just because I'm from redneckland, but who the fark puts an "O" on the front of possum?

That makes as much sense to me as the British spelling of aluminum.


Because that's their actual name?

From Wikipedia:

Opossums (colloquially possums) (Didelphimorphia, /daɪˌdɛlfɨˈmɔrfiə/) make up the largest order of marsupials in the Western Hemisphere, including 103 or more species in 19 genera. They are also commonly called possums, though that term technically refers to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes. The Virginia opossum was the first animal to be named an opossum; usage of the name was published in 1610.[2] The word opossum was borrowed from the Virginia Algonquian (Powhattan) language in the form aposoum and ultimately derives from the Proto-Algonquian word *wap- aʔθemw, meaning "white dog" or "white beast/animal".[3] Opossums probably diverged from the basic South American marsupials in the late Cretaceous or early Paleocene.

23 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Reply
Mega Steve     
www.johnsoncitypress.com
He looks like such a catch! What woman could turn down the romantic overtures of a hunk like him?

23 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Reply
Shadow Blasko     

FirstNationalBastard: Maybe it's just because I'm from redneckland, but who the fark puts an "O" on the front of possum?

That makes as much sense to me as the British spelling of aluminum.

Opossums are western marsupials. Australians grey meat is a possum. West By God Virgina grey meat is an opossum.

That said, it's a critter.

23 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Reply
Pick     
Most of the roads in this here part of Florida have numbers. Like NW 53rd Ave. How quaint. It's called 911 addressing.

23 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
Reply
ilikeracecars     
Redneck uses vulgar tongue gestures, or redneck is attracted to a women that uses vulgar tongue gestures? because if its the latter, she had it coming.

23 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
Reply
WhippingBoy     
Vulgar Tongue Gestures. Have you heard their new album?

23 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
Reply
Orgasmatron138     

WhippingBoy: Vulgar Tongue Gestures. Have you heard their new album?


Is that what Kiss is called nowadays?

23 Nov 2012 01:43 PM
Reply
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Investigating officer Sgt. Christopher Bowers said the incident occurred Nov. 11, when Williams allegedly confronted Lillian Kneece and made the vulgar gestures and made comments in a low tone.

Se must have said "Hey, good lookin'! Whatcha got cookin'? How 'bout cookin' sumpin; up fer me?"

23 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
Reply
AcneVulgaris     
I would like to see a demonstration of non-vulgar tongue gestures, in case I become a quadriplegic.

23 Nov 2012 01:50 PM
Reply
wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  
He even followed them from the store and no violent confrontation? Something tells me Mr. Kneece isn't from eastern TN.

23 Nov 2012 01:54 PM
Reply
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
Did he ring her doorbell dry?

23 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
Reply
Mikeyworld     

Day_Old_Dutchie: Investigating officer Sgt. Christopher Bowers said the incident occurred Nov. 11, when Williams allegedly confronted Lillian Kneece and made the vulgar gestures and made comments in a low tone.

Se must have said "Hey, good lookin'! Whatcha got cookin'? How 'bout cookin' sumpin; up fer with me?"


FTFY

23 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
Reply
SuddenlySamhain     
She said Williams waddled briskly but with obvious difficulty from the store, got into a vehicle while panting uncontrollably and departed to find a dunkin donuts to refresh himself with four or five creme filled bismarks while wondering if he should switch to a heavy degreasing detergent for the hair washing portion of his morning toilet.

FTFY

23 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
Reply
pngwnpwr     
Next time he should try ice cream.

23 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
Reply
kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  

FrancoFile: FirstNationalBastard: Maybe it's just because I'm from redneckland, but who the fark puts an "O" on the front of possum?

That makes as much sense to me as the British spelling of aluminum.

Because that's their actual name?

From Wikipedia:

Opossums (colloquially possums) (Didelphimorphia, /daɪˌdɛlfɨˈmɔrfiə/) make up the largest order of marsupials in the Western Hemisphere, including 103 or more species in 19 genera. They are also commonly called possums, though that term technically refers to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes. The Virginia opossum was the first animal to be named an opossum; usage of the name was published in 1610.[2] The word opossum was borrowed from the Virginia Algonquian (Powhattan) language in the form aposoum and ultimately derives from the Proto-Algonquian word *wap- aʔθemw, meaning "white dog" or "white beast/animal".[3] Opossums probably diverged from the basic South American marsupials in the late Cretaceous or early Paleocene.


*shrug*...I've always included the 'O' in the spelling, but it's essentially silent insofar as how people pronounce it. At least in this region of the country; maybe other sound out the 'O'.

23 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
Reply
Tarmangani     

wellreadneck: He even followed them from the store and no violent confrontation? Something tells me Mr. Kneece isn't from eastern TN.


THIS. Why did ol' Hank not receive an ass-whipping right there in the store? I'm not an internet tough guy, but if I was out with my wife and some dude started making obscene gestures at her, I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't at least try to kick the shiat out of the guy.

23 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
Reply
Godscrack     
img197.imageshack.us

23 Nov 2012 03:40 PM
Reply
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
media.247sports.com

23 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
Reply
stonelotus     
Shank Fills'em is his porn name.

23 Nov 2012 08:09 PM
Reply
Fark Angelic Choir     
Sigh. So much derp 'round these here parts. Is it too much to ask for Tennesseans to not act like total farkwits? And we wonder why the rest of the country thinks we're all this way...

24 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
Reply
Showing 1-28 of 28 comments
Refresh
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined