subby equates herself to God.

Interesting.

Bilby's are totally adorable.

But, being as they are from Australia, I keep waiting to hear about some hidden talent they have for making your organs dissolve by looking at you... and laughing as they harvest your teeth while you are alive, but unable to move or scream.

So I can knock up rando married chicks cause god did it? Awesome

tenpoundsofcheese: subby equates herself to God.

Interesting.

Have a beer.

/and shut up

Jesus turned water into wine. Good enough for me.

/and it isn't grape juice you moran fundies!

thecpt: So I can knock up rando married chicks cause god did it? Awesome

to be fair to God, Mary was not married at the time.

pop quiz:

could god make a wine that would was so alcoholic he can't drink it?

pute kisses like a man: pop quiz:

could god make a wine that would was so alcoholic he can't drink it?

wtf, i guess i was drunk typing or something... i'm too lazy and tired to correct.

kvinesknows: thecpt: So I can knock up rando married chicks cause god did it? Awesome

to be fair to God, Mary was not married at the time.

Oh. My bad. Still gonna spread my seed and tell those girls they're virgins

tenpoundsofcheese

Thats a 10/10. And that is coming from someone who actually has you on ignore.

Well played. Damned well played.

Shadow Blasko: tenpoundsofcheese

Thats a 10/10. And that is coming from someone who actually has you on ignore.

Well played. Damned well played.

See how stupid the ignore button is?

pute kisses like a man: pop quiz:

could god make a wine that would was so alcoholic he can't drink it?

it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

Proof that God gets stoned?:



_{wonders who Robin Williams stole that bit from}

It's like looking at a list of rare pokemon.

kvinesknows: it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

Depends on the yeast strain.

Gecko Gingrich: kvinesknows: it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

Depends on the yeast strain.

can god make a yeast strain strong enough to make a wine strong enough that even he cant drink?

Gecko Gingrich: kvinesknows: it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

Depends on the yeast strain.

...and an omnipotent deity could presumably come up with a custom yeast strain -- or just directly create the wine in its final form, Jesus-style. This raises the question of what counts as wine, when you can only consider the end result and not the process used to create it, but an omnipotent deity would have many ways of silencing such criticism. *You* try telling God he's being absurd -- or that it might not be a good idea to try drinking the result just to see if he succeeded.

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I guess drink = LSD.

kvinesknows: pute kisses like a man: pop quiz:

could god make a wine that would was so alcoholic he can't drink it?

it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

So, shoot the hostage?

In the odyssey, the wine made by the kyklops was so strong it required 20 parts of water to one part of wine to be drinkable. Think about it.

/ it was a very long time since I studied Greek, so I may have crossed a reference. But, my fallible memory tells me that cyclops wine requires 20 to 1 dilution before drinking.

I think that's the first time a cracked animal list has had almost all cute animals, and even the non-cute ones aren't really frightening...

 

Seriously?

pute kisses like a man: kvinesknows: pute kisses like a man: pop quiz:

could god make a wine that would was so alcoholic he can't drink it?

it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

So, shoot the hostage?

In the odyssey, the wine made by the kyklops was so strong it required 20 parts of water to one part of wine to be drinkable. Think about it.

/ it was a very long time since I studied Greek, so I may have crossed a reference. But, my fallible memory tells me that cyclops wine requires 20 to 1 dilution before drinking.

what happens if you dont dillute it? Cause it cant be much stronger then everclear

A seal is just between a fish and a dog.

I don't see the point. You've got proper fish and proper dogs.

I guess the geep was too just too low hanging...whatever it is to make the list.

They smell terrible too.

kvinesknows: pute kisses like a man: kvinesknows: pute kisses like a man: pop quiz:

could god make a wine that would was so alcoholic he can't drink it?

it technically would not be wine as around what 12ish percent?? the yeast dies off.

So, shoot the hostage?

In the odyssey, the wine made by the kyklops was so strong it required 20 parts of water to one part of wine to be drinkable. Think about it.

/ it was a very long time since I studied Greek, so I may have crossed a reference. But, my fallible memory tells me that cyclops wine requires 20 to 1 dilution before drinking.

what happens if you dont dillute it? Cause it cant be much stronger then everclear

I really don't know. But, in the Hellenic period, they would dilute their wine with water. Usually one part water one part wine. So, the 20 to 1 was supposed to be very impressive. It all works into the paradise like island of the cyclops. Where nature is bountiful, perfect, but also extremely violent.

But, it's a myth written by somebody listening to an illiterate poet (or group of poets). They probably didn't know the maximum alcohol content you could get out of fermentation.

However, in many areas, reading homer betrays the technological sophistication of the Greeks. For example, descriptions in the poem of making a sword betray that the poet was aware of the process to make steal, hundred of years before many historians had assumed the Greeks learned the technology.

Mmm... sushi...

You want proof God drinks?

Look in a mirror.

The Pangolin is actually related to the carnivorans, the cats/dogs/seals/bears. Which makes their scales even weirder.