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   Parents have decided that their teenage daughter wouldn't have enough to talk about to her therapist when she gets older, so they have done this

23 Nov 2012 04:29 PM   |   31121 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Arthur Jumbles     
FTFA: The teenager unsurprisingly took a different view of her punishment, insisting: 'That's not love.' She added, 'It's not just embarrassing them, it's embarrassing me too.'

Ummmm......dear..... that's the point!

23 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
Wonder how many more boys will now be knocking on her bedroom window at 3 a.m. :-)

23 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
kid_icarus     
They could have saved paint if they just wrote "I'm Jasmine, and I'm a smartass whore"

23 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
John Dewey     
Way to advertise that your daughter is a slut who puts out.

23 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  
I doubt she'll be doing it again

23 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
So it's an advertisement. Is there a phone number on the sign?

23 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
So I'll see you guys outside her window at 3AM...don't forget the wine coolers

23 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
Indolent    [TotalFark]  
I wonder how many drivers stopped to ask for her phone number?

23 Nov 2012 03:46 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
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23 Nov 2012 04:07 PM
SultanofSchwing     
Wish they had told us sooner.

23 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
macdaddy357     
Where is her real father?

23 Nov 2012 04:34 PM
SultanofSchwing     

SultanofSchwing: Wish they had told us sooner.


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/damn you image thrower-outer-thing.

23 Nov 2012 04:34 PM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
How much for the little girl?

23 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
jaytkay     
Dad looks like a real upstanding citizen and superb role model.

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23 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
JesusJuice     
I'm okay with this. The great thing about humiliation is it inspires humility.

23 Nov 2012 04:36 PM
nucal     
They could just pay for her tramp stamp and call it a day.

23 Nov 2012 04:39 PM
titwrench     

jaytkay: Dad looks like a real upstanding citizen and superb role model.


Better role model than a judgemental douche.

23 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
diaphoresis     
Florida tag trumping Hero tag? Not sure I agree...

What a 15-yr old whore might look like with boy father:

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23 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

nucal: They could just pay for her tramp stamp and call it a day.


They already gave her a stripper name. They've done enough to advertise.

23 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
kpaxoid     
This is what happens when you name your daughter "Jasmine".

23 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
gunther_bumpass     

jaytkay: Dad looks like a real upstanding citizen and superb role model.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x525]


Where is the rest of his head?? He's a face in short pants.

23 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
Tillmaster     
I would have thought that being seen in public with Step-dad would be embarrassing enough, without needing a sign.

23 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
kpaxoid     

HotWingAgenda: nucal: They could just pay for her tramp stamp and call it a day.

They already gave her a stripper name. They've done enough to advertise.


Beat me by 33 seconds.

23 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
LarryDan43     
I wonder how they originally spelled disrespect on the sign?

23 Nov 2012 04:43 PM
AliceBToklasLives     
I'm sure she will learn her lesson: Next time, go to the boy's house. Or a parked car, or whatever.

23 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
Unemployedingreenland     
Very nice. 100% great parenting (although who knows what else if going on - step-dad looks a tad douchey, although it is Florida). My kids (17, 14 and almost 9) understand that they won't get beaten or even severely grounded, but my wife and I will take great pleasure in embarrassing them if we need to. Hell, we do it naturally - just imagine when we're trying. I explained to my now 17 year old years ago that I have no problem picking him up at school shirtless (and that's not the good kind of shirtless) if I need to. Hell, I'll wear a dress to the kids' school if need be.

Only problem is they become really desensitized to embarrassment after a few rough episodes. Which should serve them well later in life, but might take the wind outta my sails before I've finished my job moving them from the self-centered savages path to the road to being a reasonable, decent human being.

23 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
pottie     
Just remember one thing kid, some people pay a lot of money for public humiliation and you get it for free.

23 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
quisph     
I feel like I've seen that guy somewhere before...

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23 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
ArmanTanzarian     
Guy walks into his doctors office.
He Says, "Doc, my wife told me she either has Alzheimer or aids... can't remember which... what do I do?"
Doc says, "Take her out deep into the woods tonight and leave her there... if she shows up at home... don't screw her."

\ Tada!

23 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
Glendale    [TotalFark]  
Police investigated the incident, but found no evidence that Mike and Melinda were doing anything illegal.

Really? This required an investigation?

23 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
swahnhennessy     
Way to go, douche-looking step-dad. Now everyone knows she puts out, and her newfound hatred for you isn't exactly going to make her chaste. Then again, you don't like the kind of guy who really thinks things through.

23 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
swahnhennessy     
And I don't look like the kind of guy who can form coherent sentences.

23 Nov 2012 04:51 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!     

LarryDan43: I wonder how they originally spelled disrespect on the sign?


Came in here hoping someone else noticed that. They seem like infromed and concerned citizens.

23 Nov 2012 04:52 PM
BATMANATEE     

Glendale: Police investigated the incident, but found no evidence that Mike and Melinda were doing anything illegal.

Really? This required an investigation?


I'm sure they just wanted to check if they were owed any permit money for the signage.

23 Nov 2012 04:52 PM
dopekitty74     
Step-dad stayed home, lost 3 or 4 hundred dollars of pay. Should have gone to work and used the money for a few therapy sessions for the kid so she could maybe work out her problems instead of acting out. All this does is to make her trust her parents less.

23 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
mjjt     
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23 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
Crewmannumber6     
So instead they should just let her be a whore?

23 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Are people driving by really going to have time to read all that?

23 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
Lost_in_Oregon     
New thread topic: worst signs your parents made you hold at an intersection.

My mom gives head at 3:00am; please form an orderly line.

23 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
Evil Mackerel     

nucal: They could just pay for her tramp stamp and call it a day.


Is her name Kelly?

23 Nov 2012 04:58 PM
coldf33t     

Glendale: Police investigated the incident, but found no evidence that Mike and Melinda were doing anything illegal.

Really? This required an investigation?


Some people view any type of strong discipline given to a child as abuse. What do you want to bet the police were fielding complaints against what the parents were doing?

23 Nov 2012 04:58 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Unemployedingreenland: Very nice. 100% great parenting (although who knows what else if going on - step-dad looks a tad douchey, although it is Florida). My kids (17, 14 and almost 9) understand that they won't get beaten or even severely grounded, but my wife and I will take great pleasure in embarrassing them if we need to. Hell, we do it naturally - just imagine when we're trying. I explained to my now 17 year old years ago that I have no problem picking him up at school shirtless (and that's not the good kind of shirtless) if I need to. Hell, I'll wear a dress to the kids' school if need be.

Only problem is they become really desensitized to embarrassment after a few rough episodes. Which should serve them well later in life, but might take the wind outta my sails before I've finished my job moving them from the self-centered savages path to the road to being a reasonable, decent human being.


He tried it.

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23 Nov 2012 04:59 PM
Evil Mackerel     

Evil Mackerel: nucal: They could just pay for her tramp stamp and call it a day.

Is her name Kelly?


Nope.

23 Nov 2012 04:59 PM
FelixWarstar     

jaytkay: Dad looks like a real upstanding citizen and superb role model.

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He's being active in his daughter's life, in her raising, and works for a living so he's a better citizen and role model than a lot of other people. He's chosen a method that does her little harm, isn't abusive, and even Judges have been using again through out America and other countries.


And really, people who come to this site get to judge people on their looks or choice of clothes? Glass houses and boulder sized rocks.

23 Nov 2012 04:59 PM
diaphoresis     

dopekitty74: Step-dad stayed home, lost 3 or 4 hundred dollars of pay. Should have gone to work and used the money for a few therapy sessions for the kid so she could maybe work out her problems instead of acting out. All this does is to make her trust her parents less.


Lesson 1: You might be able to make the kid GO to therapy, it's quite another to make them participate or learn from the therapist
Lesson 2: Why spend good money on a therapist when the threat of massive humiliation is free?

23 Nov 2012 05:00 PM
rev. dave     
Humiliation rarely ends well.

23 Nov 2012 05:00 PM
Right_Drumstick_Wacko     
"Therapist" is right. She is obviously a fragile snowflake that this will crush the last remaining bit of spirit from.

23 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
Exception Collection     

mjjt: [i48.tinypic.com image 533x568].


I know not just the date but also the circumstances both myself and my brother were conceived.

23 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
Smoking GNU    [TotalFark]  

Crewmannumber6: So instead they should just let her be a whore?


Sure, why not? Teach her proper contraceptive methods so nothing bad happens.

23 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
fanbladesaresharp     

jaytkay: Dad looks like a real upstanding citizen and superb role model.

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I know dads like that with full sleeves of tats that make 6 figures in medicine or engineering. Perhaps you ought not to judge so loudly. However, in your defense, if he is a complete schmuck and she turns out a better role model for women than he does men, tell me who is really losing here?

23 Nov 2012 05:05 PM
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