"... send more paramedics."

"Has anyone heard from Reilly?"

Or,

"Drink your Ovaltine."

"B...E.......S...U...R...E........T... O.......D...R...."

Dammit, Vodka Zombie. 

"EAT MOR CHIKN"

"I am the Lindbergh baby"

"HAVE TAKEN TOWN OF LA BELLE FEMME. MORE CONDOMS URGENTLY NEEDED. ADVANCE EXPECTED TO RESUME NEXT WEEKISH"

"20 percent off black Friday deals with this coupon"

R-E-P-E-A-_

"Dear Mr. Hitler,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted as a student for the class of 1922, and hope you have not taken another position.
Sincerely,
The Art Institute of Vienna"

It's not a code at all, it's a phonetic transcription of a conversation between a couple of drunks.



AOAKN HVPKD FNFJW YIDDC

An Oaken hive puked in front of a Jew (Yiddish)



RQXSR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX

Rock star D.J.s have to pee. The government is (expletive deleted) Missing In Action. Peace.



PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH


Pabst and wine are pee and cum. The Pacific Northwest- Huzzah!



NLXKG MEMKK ONOIB AKEEQ

Kneeling, Me am OK- Oh no! I be a keeq!


WAOTA RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH

What a rebirth! Did you femme tape the ear?


LKXGH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ

Look right there, Zachary, a [expletive deleted] tank!


KLDTS FQIRW AOAKN 27 1525/6

OK, let's [expletive deleted] her. Wow, A-OK! and 27, 15, 25/6.

Fark spells AOAKN four times.

"DONT TRUST THAT HITLER GUY
HE IS A BIG JERK NO REALLY
HE SPILLED SAUERKRAUT ON MY LEDERHOSEN
DIDNT EVEN APOLOGIZE
HE SEEMS LIKE THE KIND OF GUY
WHO WOULD INVADE CZECHOSLOVAKIA"

42

Where's that Turing guy when you need him?

fluffybunny: 42

Dammit I was going to post
W H A T D O Y O U G E T W H E N Y O U M U L T I P L Y S I X B Y N I N E ?

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The Pigeoneers of your area in voluntary cooperation with the Federal, State and local authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of a WWII. If this had been an actual WWII, the Pigeon you just caught would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. This station serves the European Continent. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System."

simplicimus: Where's that Turing guy when you need him?

Disgraced and unfairly imprisoned, and dead for fifty years before being given the recognition he deserved?

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Thelyphthoric: W H A T D O Y O U G E T W H E N Y O U M U L T I P L Y S I X B Y N I N E ?

54?

Sgygus: Thelyphthoric: W H A T D O Y O U G E T W H E N Y O U M U L T I P L Y S I X B Y N I N E ?

54?

Sorry but no. Not considered obscure on Fark.

fluffybunny: 42

(The QUESTION was wrong thanks to a bunch of stupid marketers and telephone sanitizers.)

Thelyphthoric: Sgygus: Thelyphthoric: W H A T D O Y O U G E T W H E N Y O U M U L T I P L Y S I X B Y N I N E ?

54?

Sorry but no. Not considered obscure on Fark.

fluffybunny: 42

(The QUESTION was wrong thanks to a bunch of stupid marketers and telephone sanitizers.)

Ask a silly question you get a silly answer. (Groucho, IIRC)

I think the 7th word is German for Nantucket.

oldernell: I think the 7th word is German for Nantucket.

"Come see our beautiful beaches in,.."

"Dead floating guy.. it's a trap!"

53

"I survived Normandy and all I got was this stupid message"

I didn't read the article, but...

if it is enigma it could be cracked.

if it is a US code it is unlikely. the US used a system where the sender and reciever each had a code sheet, they used each one once. if you had one of the key sheets, easy, if not, nope.

NOBBY BUNS

4 cups sifted flour
1½ cups sugar
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 cup butter
3 eggs

Cream butter until well softened and add to sugar and eggs. Mix quickly with flour. Drop mixture from a teaspoon and small jagged heaps onto a cookie sheet and bake in 375 to 400 degrees oven.

"Forget the Nazis, they are out of resources to keep their Army moving and have lost the popular support. The Soviets are the real threat."

Rosebud.

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

If this was created with a one time and now lost pad, forget it.

The next victims will be parked near a lake on lover's lane.

All they need to do is show it to an autistic kid. Problem solved in five minutes.

"I never knew I was an athiest until after I got into that foxhole!"

It'shiatler's NCAA bracket.

He had the University of Kansas going all the way.

Benalto: If this was created with a one time and now lost pad, forget it.

HDDT

Britain ripe for picking Small
window of opportunity Team
needs to move on Churchill
no later than friday We will
take britain then the world.


Obviously not an Allied code

is on it.

The code is as follows:

AOAKN HVPKD FNFJW YIDDC

RQXSR DJHFP GOVFN MIAPX

PABUZ WYYNP CMPNW HJRZH

NLXKG MEMKK ONOIB AKEEQ

WAOTA RBQRH DJOFM TPZEH

LKXGH RGGHT JRZCQ FNKTQ

KLDTS FQIRW AOAKN 27 1525/6 


D R A H E O D L T L R = TROLLED HARD

I could solve it for you, but then I'd have to kill you.

And did those feet in ancient time.
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

sorry guys if its a one time code it's impossible unless you have the key because each character and each position has the same probability as every other letter. If it's a none repeating type code it's not really possible to even know when you have the right answer.

Sgygus: "... send more paramedics."

How in the great monkey balls did you not only have the same idea - an idea in no way related to WWII or codebreaking - and have it be the first frickin' post?

Radak: NOBBY BUNS

4 cups sifted flour
1½ cups sugar
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 cup butter
3 eggs

Cream butter until well softened and add to sugar and eggs. Mix quickly with flour. Drop mixture from a teaspoon and small jagged heaps onto a cookie sheet and bake in 375 to 400 degrees oven.

Needs milk.

"Stalin's going to double-cross you. Oh, and you should rethink the whole Russian campaign, especially in winter."

madgordy: I didn't read the article, but...

if it is enigma it could be cracked.

if it is a US code it is unlikely. the US used a system where the sender and reciever each had a code sheet, they used each one once. if you had one of the key sheets, easy, if not, nope.

Came here to say this. If the sender used a "one-time pad", forget about it.

It's a French code saying "We'll wave our private parts in your auntie's face you tiny-brained wipers of other peoples bottoms."

Apos: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

is on it.



Already solved it.

Radak: NOBBY BUNS

4 cups sifted flour
1½ cups sugar
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 cup butter
3 eggs

Cream butter until well softened and add to sugar and eggs. Mix quickly with flour. Drop mixture from a teaspoon and small jagged heaps onto a cookie sheet and bake in 375 to 400 degrees oven.

goddammit I love Finns :D

grinding_journalist: Apos: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

is on it.

[i830.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Already solved it.

Well played.

"Itchy balls, send more beautiful nurses."