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   NYC Parks department would like to remind you that its wood chippers are for trees only. Please dispose of your bodies elsewhere

23 Nov 2012 04:05 PM   |   6512 clicks   |   The New York Times
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Babwa Wawa     
i.imgur.com

23 Nov 2012 03:15 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Done in one

23 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
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fluffybunny    [TotalFark]  
Where is pancakes house?

23 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
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Zarquon's Flat Tire     
Like you're supposed to keep your own wood chipper in a 6th floor walk-up? Public equipment, let the public use it.

23 Nov 2012 04:07 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
NYC Hoboken Parks department would like to remind you that its wood chippers are for trees only. Please dispose of your bodies elsewhere

23 Nov 2012 04:13 PM
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jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
So you had sex with little one then?

23 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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MrSius     
Oh geeze.

23 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
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Real Women Drink Akvavit    [TotalFark]  
But aren't the rivers out there already polluted enough?

23 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
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meow said the dog    [TotalFark]  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Like you're supposed to keep your own wood chipper in a 6th floor walk-up? Public equipment, let the public use it.


Exactly this very much! The taxpayers are providing this and so they should have the use of this for the reasons upon which are desired by them.

23 Nov 2012 04:21 PM
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Wolf_Cub     
Can I still use a wood chipper to dispose of a body in the park, just not the city's?

/I am asking for a friend who wants to know, for...ummm...informational purposes.

23 Nov 2012 04:23 PM
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Thresher     
Anyone remember this B movie stinker?

4.bp.blogspot.com

23 Nov 2012 04:25 PM
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Hagenhatesyouall     
Parks department you say?

25.media.tumblr.com

23 Nov 2012 04:28 PM
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irockalot     
Are we square?

23 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
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zarberg     
I think this is called "Divorce, Connecticut Style"

23 Nov 2012 04:34 PM
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zulius     
*obscure Fargo reference*

23 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
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skinink     

"Days later, the man was identified as Shawn Rucker, 32, of Baltimore. Detectives called his relatives on Tuesday, ending three frantic weeks for them."


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!


23 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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Babwa Wawa     

zarberg: I think this is called "Divorce, Connecticut Style"


Wow - $900 for a woodchipper rental in 1986? My rentals were less than $300/day after the storm in 2011.

23 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
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Keeve     
"On the beach, it was unclear how the man died. The medical examiner's office said the case was pending further investigation. But the man had been tied up and placed in a garbage bag, and there were signs of blunt trauma and bruises, the police said."

Pretty simple, sounds like a suicide to me.

23 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
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Keeve     
"The body found by the forester was identified as that of Thomas Dudley, 21, and he had stab wounds in his neck and a footprint mark on his back."

Another suicide. This is getting too easy.

23 Nov 2012 05:26 PM
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qlenfg     
This was one of our customers.

Their explanation is a bit lacking from the original article, which I have around here somewhere.

23 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
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qlenfg     
Crap, link didn't work.

23 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
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Giltric     
The pros take the body and the chipper to go blue fishing.

Those are probably suicides.

23 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
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Indubitably     
"Darn it."

23 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
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stuffy     
Workers cleaning up around O'Donohue Park heard a shriek of fright from one of their own,
Someone is not going to live that down.

23 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
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TheXerox    [TotalFark]  
And I suppose a Burnt Umber Ciera was found nearby too?

23 Nov 2012 08:18 PM
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Clint_Torres    [TotalFark]  

Keeve: "On the beach, it was unclear how the man died. The medical examiner's office said the case was pending further investigation. But the man had been tied up and placed in a garbage bag, and there were signs of blunt trauma and bruises, the police said."

Pretty simple, sounds like a suicide to me.


Came here to say this.

23 Nov 2012 10:49 PM
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belhade     
Here ya are, and it's a beautiful day.

24 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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