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23 Nov 2012 07:24 PM   |   6540 clicks   |   WESH Orlando
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Indubitably     
To eat at a stripclub

23 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
Indubitably     
That's a great name for a sandwich at a strip club, The Stripclub...

23 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
skinink     
There is no pumpkin pie in the Champagne Room!

23 Nov 2012 07:29 PM
Indubitably     

skinink: There is no pumpkin pie in the Champagne Room!


How about mincemeat pie?

23 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
BusaPilot     
...and the kids can see where Daddy spent all their money and why they need a free diner!

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23 Nov 2012 07:33 PM
Apos     
Well isn't that unsanitary nice?

23 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
HoagieBoy     
How do we get at least 6 comments in before a roastbeef or Filet of fish comment?

You're slipping farkers....

23 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
You probably already have hep, subby, so don't worry.

/because I can already tell that you're a bad person

23 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
skwerl     
Hah! That place is a mile from my house and 3 blocks from my shop. It's actually pretty classy for a strip club. Casselberry has managed to shut down all the others in the area (including a couple which had been here for 40 years) but Rachel's seems to be taking the high road.

23 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
7th Son of a 7th Son     
Does it come with fresh squeezed milk?

23 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
Gyrfalcon     
What kind of freak goes to a stripclub to eat?

Food, I mean.

23 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
Omahawg     
nothing like pawing dancers with my greasy mitts after devouring one of the club's greasy grease special pizzas. is that the smell of unrequited lust? no, that's greasy pizza grease and stripper perfume....

23 Nov 2012 07:51 PM
Indubitably     

Gyrfalcon: What kind of freak goes to a stripclub to eat?

Food, I mean.


I would never eat pussy at a strip club.

Ever.

23 Nov 2012 07:56 PM
a61sun     

Omahawg: nothing like pawing dancers with my greasy mitts after devouring one of the club's greasy grease special pizzas. is that the smell of unrequited lust? no, that's greasy pizza grease and stripper perfume....


As long as her show doesn't involve fire cuz you know that could get ugly quick!

23 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: What kind of freak goes to a stripclub to eat?

Food, I mean.

I would never eat pussy at a strip club.

Ever.

At home?


Chow's on.

*)

23 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
BigRightRear     
Do you guys know how i know you have never beeen to Rachel's in Palm Beach?

\other then the cheapest steak is like 50 bucks

23 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
Yakivegas     

Gyrfalcon: What kind of freak goes to a stripclub to eat?

Food, I mean.


I hear The Acropolis in Portland has decent, cheap food.

23 Nov 2012 08:05 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     
I hear you don't eat the liver... Do you C what I did there?

23 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
Indubitably     

Mr. Shabooboo: I hear you don't eat the liver... Do you C what I did there?


Do you bark when done performing tricks?

23 Nov 2012 08:10 PM
fat boy     

Gyrfalcon: What kind of freak goes to a stripclub to eat?

Food, I mean.


Yakivegas: Gyrfalcon: What kind of freak goes to a stripclub to eat?

Food, I mean.

I hear The Acropolis in Portland has decent, cheap food.


That's where I go, Burgers and steaks. Get in before 5 to avoid the cover

23 Nov 2012 08:10 PM
chaosweaver     
I'm not saying my stripper was hairy, but when her panties came off, it looked like Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.

23 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
Indubitably     

chaosweaver: I'm not saying my stripper was hairy, but when her panties came off, it looked like Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.


I like hair on pussy.

Why deny humanity?

*)

23 Nov 2012 08:33 PM
chaosweaver     

Indubitably: chaosweaver: I'm not saying my stripper was hairy, but when her panties came off, it looked like Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.

I like hair on pussy.

Why deny humanity?

*)


There's hair, and then there's being able to braid it...

23 Nov 2012 08:36 PM
Indubitably     

chaosweaver: Indubitably: chaosweaver: I'm not saying my stripper was hairy, but when her panties came off, it looked like Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.

I like hair on pussy.

Why deny humanity?

*)

There's hair, and then there's being able to braid it...

To be human sexually...what is it?


23 Nov 2012 08:38 PM
litespeed74     
Talk about going for sloppy seconds.

23 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
Gyrfalcon     

chaosweaver: I'm not saying my stripper was hairy, but when her panties came off, it looked like Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.


Mindbleach for the head, Drano for the stomach.

23 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  
Back when my Grandparents lived in Orlando, my Grandmother pointed out a classy strip club/ restaurant between their house and the hospital.

"That's actually a four has a four star meals there" Grandma pointed out, "You gotta be dressed up to get in. And for desert you can have a vanilla, chocolate or rice dessert dish at the strip club"

/Grandma was a racist.
//I was 21 years old,not shocked.
///My 13 year old cousin squealed "Grandma" and she tried to crawl under the seat cushion
////Dad was embarrassed.

23 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
BitwiseShift     
Smegma encrusted tarts are served only at the finest gentlemen's clubs.

23 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
British     
Eat at a strip club = no screaming kids & babies.

Hmmm...

23 Nov 2012 08:57 PM
bubo_sibiricus     
It's funny how everyone here thinks that strip clubs have bad food.

Not around here they don't. I knew a chef (RIP Ramsay) who used to go once a week to Marios Showplace in Johnston RI for Grab Your Meat Night - prime rib.

Legs and Eggs. Start your day off right.

On a different note, a strip club just exploded in Springfield MA. Gas leak.

Debbie, a dancer at Scores who didn't want her last name used, said she was on stage dancing when the "house mom" came up and told everyone to evacuate, according to the Republican news site.

She went upstairs and saw smoke. While she was gathering her clothes, the manager came up and told everyone, "I don't care if you're (expletive) naked or not, get out."

The manager took them across the street.

....

She told the Republican that Scores workers had been smelling gas for a while, and the gas company came in during the week to check, but didn't find anything. She said the gas odor was especially intense Friday morning.

The gas distribution company responsible for service in the area is Columbia Gas Co. A spokesman did not immediately have comment.


Obviously, because someone farked up and there's gonna be a lot of suin' going on.

Link to Boston Globe

23 Nov 2012 08:58 PM
chaosweaver     

bubo_sibiricus: It's funny how everyone here thinks that strip clubs have bad food.

Not around here they don't. I knew a chef (RIP Ramsay) who used to go once a week to Marios Showplace in Johnston RI for Grab Your Meat Night - prime rib.

Legs and Eggs. Start your day off right.

On a different note, a strip club just exploded in Springfield MA. Gas leak.

Debbie, a dancer at Scores who didn't want her last name used, said she was on stage dancing when the "house mom" came up and told everyone to evacuate, according to the Republican news site.

She went upstairs and saw smoke. While she was gathering her clothes, the manager came up and told everyone, "I don't care if you're (expletive) naked or not, get out."

The manager took them across the street.

....

She told the Republican that Scores workers had been smelling gas for a while, and the gas company came in during the week to check, but didn't find anything. She said the gas odor was especially intense Friday morning.

The gas distribution company responsible for service in the area is Columbia Gas Co. A spokesman did not immediately have comment.

Obviously, because someone farked up and there's gonna be a lot of suin' going on.

Link to Boston Globe


Excuse me, but we smell gas.

We can't find a leak, it's probably nothing.

*kaboom*

Yea, there's a cut and dried trial.

23 Nov 2012 09:14 PM
DownDaRiver     
Haven't we been over this before?
Yet everytime an article about strip clubs and food comes around. Its like there are fitid pools of scum that the soup comes from.
There are many very fine adult entertainment clubs all across this great land of ours offer their clientle both beutiful women and delicious food.

Boobies and Wings FTW

23 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
Spam-I-Am     
Waiter! There's glitter in my soup!!

23 Nov 2012 09:31 PM
JesseL     

23 Nov 2012 09:34 PM
MattyBlast    [TotalFark]  
I hear subby's mom had a tattoo of a turkey put on one inner thigh and a Christmas tree on the other. It seems the men in the neighborhood were complaining that there's never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

23 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
TheMega     

chaosweaver: Indubitably: chaosweaver: I'm not saying my stripper was hairy, but when her panties came off, it looked like Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.

I like hair on pussy.

Why deny humanity?

*)

There's hair, and then there's being able to braid it...


Freakin` buddy LIKES that stuff!!! Ran across a gross pic making the round on the Net where the chic looks like a Chia Pet gone wild, clear out on her legs; thought I'd save it and razz him with it.
Said something like, "Hey Kenny, here's your dream woman!" He looks at it and said, "Ohh yeah!" and was serious!
Woman was so hairly, she looked like something from bad horror movie and she was supposed to have been mutated or some shiat.

/ewwww

23 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
Indubitably     

TheMega: chaosweaver: Indubitably: chaosweaver: I'm not saying my stripper was hairy, but when her panties came off, it looked like Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.

I like hair on pussy.

Why deny humanity?

*)

There's hair, and then there's being able to braid it...

Freakin` buddy LIKES that stuff!!! Ran across a gross pic making the round on the Net where the chic looks like a Chia Pet gone wild, clear out on her legs; thought I'd save it and razz him with it.
Said something like, "Hey Kenny, here's your dream woman!" He looks at it and said, "Ohh yeah!" and was serious!
Woman was so hairly, she looked like something from bad horror movie and she was supposed to have been mutated or some shiat.

/ewwww

To sex


23 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
MrDon    [TotalFark]  
"The dancers kept it PG for the family affair."

Family affair?????????????????

Who takes their kids to a "Family Affair" at a strip club?

It is for sure, we are all going to hell.

Happy Thanksgiving.

23 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
Mr. Eugenides     

MrDon: "The dancers kept it PG for the family affair."

Family affair?????????????????

Who takes their kids to a "Family Affair" at a strip club?

It is for sure, we are all going to hell.

Happy Thanksgiving.


Well, if mom goes on stage on at 7 anyway, might as well bring the kids.

23 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
RickyWilliams'sBong     
Always fun driving the Turnpike in Central Florida between Orlando and Gainesville. Half the billboards are anti-abortion ads by local churches, the other half are for strip joints with buffets. Aside from the occasional gas station and McDonalds, I think that's all there is there. Really ought to be nuked from orbit.

23 Nov 2012 10:41 PM
propasaurus    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: What kind of freak goes to a stripclub to eat?

Food, I mean.


The food is the only thing I'd eat at a strip club.

23 Nov 2012 10:42 PM
RickyWilliams'sBong     

skwerl: Hah! That place is a mile from my house and 3 blocks from my shop. It's actually pretty classy for a strip club. Casselberry has managed to shut down all the others in the area (including a couple which had been here for 40 years) but Rachel's seems to be taking the high road.


The high road in Casselberry is defined as, "Any business not selling meth out the back."

23 Nov 2012 10:45 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     

Indubitably: Mr. Shabooboo: I hear you don't eat the liver... Do you C what I did there?

Do you bark when done performing tricks?



Indubitably

23 Nov 2012 11:16 PM
8InchFloppy     
Rachael's is one of the nicer clubs in south Florida and their food is usually top notch. I always try to hit the lunch buffet when I'm down that way.

23 Nov 2012 11:35 PM
Bucky Katt    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: What kind of freak goes to a stripclub to eat?

Food, I mean.


Well, it is a free Thanksgiving dinner...

23 Nov 2012 11:48 PM
Ronin_S     
I used to work in a city with a well-known, relatively classy strip joint with an easy to remember stripper's name, I'll just refer to it as "Savannah's". The owner also had a completely legitimate restaurant next door with a long, goofy, unwieldy name, that most people directed to the uninitiated with "It's next to Savannah's". My boss took his friends and family to the restaurant to celebrate the birthday of his kindergarten aged son. Guess what he answered the next day when his teacher asked him where his dad took him for his birthday.

"We went to Savannah's!"

//Parent-teacher night was a bit awkward
/You were asking it that one, former boss, seriously

23 Nov 2012 11:49 PM
Marshal805     

Ronin_S: I used to work in a city with a well-known, relatively classy strip joint with an easy to remember stripper's name, I'll just refer to it as "Savannah's". The owner also had a completely legitimate restaurant next door with a long, goofy, unwieldy name, that most people directed to the uninitiated with "It's next to Savannah's". My boss took his friends and family to the restaurant to celebrate the birthday of his kindergarten aged son. Guess what he answered the next day when his teacher asked him where his dad took him for his birthday.

"We went to Savannah's!"

//Parent-teacher night was a bit awkward
/You were asking it that one, former boss, seriously


LOL!

24 Nov 2012 12:26 AM
BenJammin     
... for as long as we have the opportunity...

Aha!

24 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
The One True TheDavid    [TotalFark]  
It's sad that so many Farkers think taking off her clothes for a living automatically means a woman's unsanitary. Considering there's no guarantee that your wife's not giving you tongue cancer, what's the problem?

If it looks or smells dirty it probably is. Otherwise it's probably no more germy than the touch screen on an ATM. Given a choice which would YOU lick?

24 Nov 2012 03:33 PM
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