Very special thanks to ivan, phlegmmo, and meow said the dog (and possibly one more person who didn't sign his/her question) for coming through on a holiday week. That honestly means a lot to me. Cheers to you all

Nice to be able to see my name for all of the next hour.

/tough quizzes

Winners of last week's quiz:
 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 1024
Clint_Torres 1014
bring to a festering boil 1010
bratface 1010
AmberKitty 1003
ruger103010 997
AlaBolt 956
Dallymo 944
jrholikesmath 939
thorthor 936
 
Congratulations and good luck with this week's quiz

That was a fun quiz. Thanks for making it.

I'm sure my name will be moved down off the list in an hour or so.

Here's the Easy Quiz, for your test taking...pleasure?
 
http://www.fark.com/quiz/176

God I bombed that big time.

I did really poorly. I guess I have been out of the loop.

I suck, as usual.

Good job doing the quiz on a holiday week, guys.

I should get back to helping now that my time is less hectic.

Unfreakable: Very special thanks to ivan, phlegmmo, and meow said the dog (and possibly one more person who didn't sign his/her question) for coming through on a holiday week. That honestly means a lot to me. Cheers to you all

Sometimes I forget to do the signings of these very much and apologize for this please do not kick me from the writing of quizzes committee and also I am sorry that this week I did not tell you to first do the translation to Greek rather than to Czech like is normally required of you in rewriting the quiz questions of me.

That's the worst I've ever done on one of these. I had a plate of leftovers for lunch so I blame the turkey coma.

730, not terrible, but not great either.

Woo! I'm number one (for about ninety seconds)!

meow said the dog: Unfreakable: Very special thanks to ivan, phlegmmo, and meow said the dog (and possibly one more person who didn't sign his/her question) for coming through on a holiday week. That honestly means a lot to me. Cheers to you all

Sometimes I forget to do the signings of these very much and apologize for this please do not kick me from the writing of quizzes committee and also I am sorry that this week I did not tell you to first do the translation to Greek rather than to Czech like is normally required of you in rewriting the quiz questions of me.

Is that the secret? If I back-translate what you write into Czech, then into Greek, will that be original Meowie? Or just Czech?
Or perhaps just write you a Czech?

:)

Ouch, my worst performance ever. Damn good quiz this week.

4 out of 11 correct, total points = 375

shopball: Ouch, my worst performance ever.

I say that to every woman.

Tziva: I suck, as usual.

Good job doing the quiz on a holiday week, guys.

I should get back to helping now that my time is less hectic.

Love to have you back whenever you're ready.
 
meow said the dog: Sometimes I forget to do the signings of these very much and apologize for this please do not kick me from the writing of quizzes committee and also I am sorry that this week I did not tell you to first do the translation to Greek rather than to Czech like is normally required of you in rewriting the quiz questions of me.

Nemám potuchy, čo ste práve povedal, tak tu je môj prekvapený tvár: %-/

Final Score:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 621
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (128 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

dahmers love zombie 823
RedPhoenix122 730
ZAZ 717
corgic 704
L.D. Ablo 690
Grote-Man 651
Sarah Saturn 644
Once and Future Lurker 630
Arkanaut 621
leftofcool 558

W00T! Made it into the top 10! (Probably gone by the time I finish this post).

Well I suck, as usual. 7 of 11.

DRINK!

8 out of 11 correct, total points = 731
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (104 seconds)

Finally made it on the list, if only for a few minutes until the Real Farkerz^tm come along.

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 804

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (128 seconds)

YIPPPPIIEEEE!!!!

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 273
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (128 seconds)


Really poor showing

748. I think that's my best score ever.

Misclicked on one. Still third.

plaidhat 899
Old_Fark 866
DerAppie 832
Keyser_Soze_Death 825
dahmers love zombie 823
rpare 819
zenferret 812
xine23 805
shroomgirl34 804
pisceandreamer 748

Chupacabra Sandwich: Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 273
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (128 seconds)


Really poor showing

Better than me by 2 points.

I wasn't paying attention.

Considering I've been mired in a pit of soul-crushing self-loathing for most of the week, 9/10 on the Easy is better than I was expecting.


/still suck sweaty balls on the hard version

262. Not spending enough time on Fark.

Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 796

Total time elapsed:
3 minutes (217 seconds)


Not bad this week.

I'm going to blame all the turkey I've been eating with preventing me from scoring higher.


729

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I'm going to blame all the turkey I've been eating with preventing me from scoring higher.


729

After last week's showing, I figured you'd be in the 900s this week.

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 551

/Meh.

Wooooo!

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 832
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (83 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
1981.911.sc 929
plaidhat 899
Nunpoo 894
Old_Fark 866
SearchN 864
SecondaryControl 844
jeffsm5111 838
Dallymo 832
DerAppie 832
bratface 826

I'mma quit mah job and be a professional Fark quiz taker!

546 on the hard quiz, 853 on the easy, and I'm drunk. Not too shabby for that easy quiz, I'd say.

/sitting at home with a joint and a bottle of moscato
//my drug dealer had a black friday sale. so much win.

Unfreakable: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I'm going to blame all the turkey I've been eating with preventing me from scoring higher.


729

After last week's showing, I figured you'd be in the 900s this week.

It probably depends on when I start drinking.

Purelilac: I did really poorly. I guess I have been out of the loop.

Bet I did worse!

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 283
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (88 seconds)

/doing worse, new way to win at fark