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   Since today is already causing you pain from yesterday's hangover and all the Black Friday rioting, here are 11 questions that you may or may not know the answer to. It's the Fark News Quiz

23 Nov 2012 05:28 PM   |   2680 clicks   |   Fark
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Unfreakable    [TotalFark]  
Very special thanks to ivan, phlegmmo, and meow said the dog (and possibly one more person who didn't sign his/her question) for coming through on a holiday week. That honestly means a lot to me. Cheers to you all

23 Nov 2012 04:58 PM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  
Nice to be able to see my name for all of the next hour.

/tough quizzes

23 Nov 2012 04:58 PM
Unfreakable    [TotalFark]  
Winners of last week's quiz:
 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 1024
Clint_Torres 1014
bring to a festering boil 1010
bratface 1010
AmberKitty 1003
ruger103010 997
AlaBolt 956
Dallymo 944
jrholikesmath 939
thorthor 936
 
Congratulations and good luck with this week's quiz

23 Nov 2012 05:00 PM
Indolent    [TotalFark]  
That was a fun quiz. Thanks for making it.

I'm sure my name will be moved down off the list in an hour or so.

23 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
Unfreakable    [TotalFark]  
Here's the Easy Quiz, for your test taking...pleasure?
 
http://www.fark.com/quiz/176

23 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
The English Major    [TotalFark]  
God I bombed that big time.

23 Nov 2012 05:04 PM
Purelilac    [TotalFark]  
I did really poorly. I guess I have been out of the loop.

23 Nov 2012 05:06 PM
Tziva    [TotalFark]  
I suck, as usual.

Good job doing the quiz on a holiday week, guys.

I should get back to helping now that my time is less hectic.

23 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
meow said the dog    [TotalFark]  

Unfreakable: Very special thanks to ivan, phlegmmo, and meow said the dog (and possibly one more person who didn't sign his/her question) for coming through on a holiday week. That honestly means a lot to me. Cheers to you all


Sometimes I forget to do the signings of these very much and apologize for this please do not kick me from the writing of quizzes committee and also I am sorry that this week I did not tell you to first do the translation to Greek rather than to Czech like is normally required of you in rewriting the quiz questions of me.

23 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
MissFeasance    [TotalFark]  
That's the worst I've ever done on one of these. I had a plate of leftovers for lunch so I blame the turkey coma.

23 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
730, not terrible, but not great either.

23 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
Woo! I'm number one (for about ninety seconds)!

23 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  

meow said the dog: Unfreakable: Very special thanks to ivan, phlegmmo, and meow said the dog (and possibly one more person who didn't sign his/her question) for coming through on a holiday week. That honestly means a lot to me. Cheers to you all

Sometimes I forget to do the signings of these very much and apologize for this please do not kick me from the writing of quizzes committee and also I am sorry that this week I did not tell you to first do the translation to Greek rather than to Czech like is normally required of you in rewriting the quiz questions of me.


Is that the secret? If I back-translate what you write into Czech, then into Greek, will that be original Meowie? Or just Czech?
Or perhaps just write you a Czech?

:)

23 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
shopball    [TotalFark]  
Ouch, my worst performance ever. Damn good quiz this week.

4 out of 11 correct, total points = 375

23 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  

shopball: Ouch, my worst performance ever.


I say that to every woman.

23 Nov 2012 05:23 PM
Unfreakable    [TotalFark]  

Tziva: I suck, as usual.

Good job doing the quiz on a holiday week, guys.

I should get back to helping now that my time is less hectic.


Love to have you back whenever you're ready.
 

meow said the dog: Sometimes I forget to do the signings of these very much and apologize for this please do not kick me from the writing of quizzes committee and also I am sorry that this week I did not tell you to first do the translation to Greek rather than to Czech like is normally required of you in rewriting the quiz questions of me.


Nemám potuchy, čo ste práve povedal, tak tu je môj prekvapený tvár: %-/

23 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Final Score:

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 621
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (128 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

dahmers love zombie 823
RedPhoenix122 730
ZAZ 717
corgic 704
L.D. Ablo 690
Grote-Man 651
Sarah Saturn 644
Once and Future Lurker 630
Arkanaut 621
leftofcool 558

W00T! Made it into the top 10! (Probably gone by the time I finish this post).

23 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
mcwehrle     
Well I suck, as usual. 7 of 11.

DRINK!

23 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 731
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (104 seconds)

Finally made it on the list, if only for a few minutes until the Real Farkerztm come along.

23 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
shroomgirl34    [TotalFark]  
Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 804

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (128 seconds)

YIPPPPIIEEEE!!!!

23 Nov 2012 05:48 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich     
Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 273
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (128 seconds)


Really poor showing

23 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
pisceandreamer     
748. I think that's my best score ever.

23 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
DerAppie     
Misclicked on one. Still third.

plaidhat 899
Old_Fark 866
DerAppie 832
Keyser_Soze_Death 825
dahmers love zombie 823
rpare 819
zenferret 812
xine23 805
shroomgirl34 804
pisceandreamer 748

23 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
Saberus Terras     

Chupacabra Sandwich: Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 273
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (128 seconds)


Really poor showing


Better than me by 2 points.

I wasn't paying attention.

23 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
Five Tails of Fury     
Considering I've been mired in a pit of soul-crushing self-loathing for most of the week, 9/10 on the Easy is better than I was expecting.


/still suck sweaty balls on the hard version

23 Nov 2012 06:25 PM
Fast Talkin Fanny     
262. Not spending enough time on Fark.

23 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
RedVentrue     
Final Score:
10 out of 11 correct, total points = 796

Total time elapsed:
3 minutes (217 seconds)


Not bad this week.

23 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass     
I'm going to blame all the turkey I've been eating with preventing me from scoring higher.


729

23 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
Unfreakable    [TotalFark]  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I'm going to blame all the turkey I've been eating with preventing me from scoring higher.


729


After last week's showing, I figured you'd be in the 900s this week.

23 Nov 2012 07:22 PM
Cybernetic     
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 551

/Meh.

23 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
Dallymo    [TotalFark]  
Wooooo!

Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 832
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (83 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
1981.911.sc 929
plaidhat 899
Nunpoo 894
Old_Fark 866
SearchN 864
SecondaryControl 844
jeffsm5111 838
Dallymo 832
DerAppie 832
bratface 826

I'mma quit mah job and be a professional Fark quiz taker!

23 Nov 2012 08:08 PM
JFarker131     
546 on the hard quiz, 853 on the easy, and I'm drunk. Not too shabby for that easy quiz, I'd say.

/sitting at home with a joint and a bottle of moscato
//my drug dealer had a black friday sale. so much win.

23 Nov 2012 08:14 PM
Mayhem of the Black Underclass     

Unfreakable: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I'm going to blame all the turkey I've been eating with preventing me from scoring higher.


729

After last week's showing, I figured you'd be in the 900s this week.


It probably depends on when I start drinking.

24 Nov 2012 08:39 AM
mat catastrophe     

Purelilac: I did really poorly. I guess I have been out of the loop.


Bet I did worse!

Hey, you finished! Here's your results:

Final Score:
3 out of 11 correct, total points = 283
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (88 seconds)

/doing worse, new way to win at fark

24 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
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