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   Man shoots wife during argument, drops her off at hospital. Who says chivalry is dead?

23 Nov 2012 09:24 PM   |   3521 clicks   |   WWSB ABC 7
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BarkingUnicorn     
But he had to be at the gym in 26 minutes!

23 Nov 2012 05:35 PM
queenalice     
Funny headline! +1
Didn't read article though.

23 Nov 2012 06:06 PM
feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  
I always thought people were kidding when they said people were dumped at the ER entrance.

I've seen it first hand at least a dozen times. They drive up, push some wounded fecker out onto the sidewalk, and then take off.

The housekeeping staff even had a mop and bucket in the utility closet near the ER doors to clean the blood and other stuff off the sidewalk.

All of the patients who were dumped (well those that lived, probably half) always forgot how they got there or who drove them.

23 Nov 2012 08:03 PM
Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  

feckingmorons: I always thought people were kidding when they said people were dumped at the ER entrance.

I've seen it first hand at least a dozen times. They drive up, push some wounded fecker out onto the sidewalk, and then take off.

The housekeeping staff even had a mop and bucket in the utility closet near the ER doors to clean the blood and other stuff off the sidewalk.

All of the patients who were dumped (well those that lived, probably half) always forgot how they got there or who drove them.


Chances are, the people who do this do not want to talk to the police. Whether they are a witness or guilty, they just care enough to see that the person is given a better chance than just being abandoned.

23 Nov 2012 08:24 PM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  
Man shoots wife during argument, drops her off at hospital. Who says chivalry is dead?

Actually, that was me.

Sorry. I panicked.

23 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
iheartscotch     
Blah blah blah; get to the important parts; like, did he say, "UrrrrP, hold my beer and watch this!"

23 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
RickyWilliams'sBong     
+1 subby. Will lol again.

23 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
Spam-I-Am     
I bet he realized halfway through that it was just cheaper to keep her.

23 Nov 2012 09:29 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Really, though, the ER isn't a reverse-drive through.

Los Angeles used to have problems with people being dropped off unconscious by their stoner buddies. It was a problem because the ER had to assume they were junkies who were ODing on heroin--this was bad, because Narcan is not useful for other kinds of unconsciousness and much time was wasted giving it to people in other types of drug comas. There were PSAs asking people to please stay a few minutes and tell the staff what drugs you had been doing and they promised not to turn you over to the cops.

23 Nov 2012 09:29 PM
Indubitably     
To chivle

23 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
a61sun     

Gyrfalcon: Really, though, the ER isn't a reverse-drive through.

Los Angeles used to have problems with people being dropped off unconscious by their stoner buddies. It was a problem because the ER had to assume they were junkies who were ODing on heroin--this was bad, because Narcan is not useful for other kinds of unconsciousness and much time was wasted giving it to people in other types of drug comas. There were PSAs asking people to please stay a few minutes and tell the staff what drugs you had been doing and they promised not to turn you over to the cops.


I love L.A.!

/not really, got stranded here at birth and haven't found an escape route...yet
//slashies

23 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
BeerGraduate     
*Picture of him dropping her off at the ER
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/he even gave her some liquor to ease the pain
//hot

23 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
jimmyego    [TotalFark]  
Staples "do not resuscitate" to her clothing.

23 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
skinink     
On Thanksgiving a relative was claiming Obama will cause the economy to dive and soup kitchens will come back since so many people will be doing bad like the Great Depression. I just shrugged my shoulders. I just show up for the food on Thanksgiving.

23 Nov 2012 09:42 PM
MrDon    [TotalFark]  
As a Bradenton resident I thought this was most thoughtful of her husband, ya know, to save her the cost of an ambulance and all. I'll bet she didn't even say thank you. Some people are so ungrateful!


I am also sure that the reason he did not stay was that he wanted to go get some 409 to clean up the blood she thoughtlessly messed up his car with.

BTW - 409 is the quicker blood cleaner upper. I have experience at this.

23 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  
Evincse
Is that pronounced like Evance? Evince ?

23 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
7th Son of a 7th Son     

skinink: On Thanksgiving a relative was claiming Obama will cause the economy to dive and soup kitchens will come back since so many people will be doing bad like the Great Depression. I just shrugged my shoulders. I just show up for the food on Thanksgiving.


This is why I spent turkey day alone and not with my dad's side of the family.

Them : GAYS SHOULDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET MARRIED!!!

Me : Yes, they should. No reason they shouldn't.

Them : BIBLEWHARRGARBL

23 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
Indubitably     

wellreadneck: Evincse
Is that pronounced like Evance? Evince ?


Why ask questions you already know the answer to when you're not really being rhetorical?

23 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  

skinink: On Thanksgiving a relative was claiming Obama will cause the economy to dive and soup kitchens will come back since so many people will be doing bad like the Great Depression. I just shrugged my shoulders. I just show up for the food on Thanksgiving.


I love soup, that would be OK.

/not canned soup that stuff sucks

23 Nov 2012 09:59 PM
Massa Damnata     
Vigorous golf clap for headline.

23 Nov 2012 10:06 PM
wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  

Indubitably: wellreadneck: Evincse
Is that pronounced like Evance? Evince ?

Why ask questions you already know the answer to when you're not really being rhetorical?


You caught me. Just wanted to see how others pronounced it. That's actually my papaw's middle name.

23 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
Indubitably     

wellreadneck: Indubitably: wellreadneck: Evincse
Is that pronounced like Evance? Evince ?

Why ask questions you already know the answer to when you're not really being rhetorical?

You caught me. Just wanted to see how others pronounced it. That's actually my papaw's middle name.


I catch.

23 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
StoPPeRmobile     
So the wife's name is Chivalry?

23 Nov 2012 10:24 PM
Apos     
What a thoughtful psychopath!

23 Nov 2012 10:29 PM
Active introvert     

feckingmorons: I always thought people were kidding when they said people were dumped at the ER entrance.

I've seen it first hand at least a dozen times. They drive up, push some wounded fecker out onto the sidewalk, and then take off.

The housekeeping staff even had a mop and bucket in the utility closet near the ER doors to clean the blood and other stuff off the sidewalk.

All of the patients who were dumped (well those that lived, probably half) always forgot how they got there or who drove them.


At my job, we call this Homeboy Ambulance.

23 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
Gergesa     
I thought it was customary to drop them off in open grave.

23 Nov 2012 10:45 PM
noazark     
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23 Nov 2012 11:06 PM
feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  

Active introvert: feckingmorons: I always thought people were kidding when they said people were dumped at the ER entrance.

I've seen it first hand at least a dozen times. They drive up, push some wounded fecker out onto the sidewalk, and then take off.

The housekeeping staff even had a mop and bucket in the utility closet near the ER doors to clean the blood and other stuff off the sidewalk.

All of the patients who were dumped (well those that lived, probably half) always forgot how they got there or who drove them.

At my job, we call this Homeboy Ambulance.


You spelled vambalance wrong.

23 Nov 2012 11:24 PM
Shakespeare's Sister     
next time I guess the biatch will make sure there is enough crescent rolls

23 Nov 2012 11:26 PM
faeriefay     
Being shot now means "minor injuries"

/ gonna try the slashies
// what is a serious injury these days, eh?

23 Nov 2012 11:36 PM
Mega Steve     
A day of Thanksgiving turned into a night of violence for a Manatee County couple.

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/oblig

23 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
sat1va     
Chivalry isn't dead!

23 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
Somaticasual     

jimmyego: Staples "do not resuscitate" to her clothing.


Bonus: drops her off for just morning sickness.

24 Nov 2012 01:41 AM
MattyBlast     
Man shoots wife because wife was too incomprehensibly stupid to realize what an ass hole he was before the wedding.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO DAMN STUPID?!!?1!?

24 Nov 2012 02:01 AM
thepostess     

MattyBlast: Man shoots wife because wife was too incomprehensibly stupid to realize what an ass hole he was before the wedding.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO DAMN STUPID?!!?1!?


^^this.

I fully expect she'll stay with him too.

24 Nov 2012 04:42 AM
boinkingbill     
Sounds like a good way to toughen her up before Black Friday shopping. You never know when she might have to take a bullet while fighting for one of those X-Boxes.

24 Nov 2012 05:02 AM
Buffet     
Funniest headline in ages!

24 Nov 2012 05:49 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

thepostess: MattyBlast: Man shoots wife because wife was too incomprehensibly stupid to realize what an ass hole he was before the wedding.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO DAMN STUPID?!!?1!?

^^this.

I fully expect she'll stay with him too.


Yeah. Just go with that. It's endearing knowing that neither of you have ever met any sociopaths. I truly hope it stays that way for the both of you. Although using a tad bit of knowledge and empathy might go a long way for both of you...

Oh... wait....

24 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
Somaticasual     

CapeFearCadaver: Yeah. Just go with that. It's endearing knowing that neither of you have ever met any sociopaths. I truly hope it stays that way for the both of you. Although using a tad bit of knowledge and empathy might go a long way for both of you...

Oh... wait....



No, no. she can clearly change him.

24 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
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