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   Formerly urban subby is living in a small town and is bored. What do small town farkers do for fun?

24 Nov 2012 03:40 AM   |   3374 clicks   |   Fark
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Spoon over Marin    [TotalFark]  
:( This, apparently.

23 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  
In Florida, meth.

23 Nov 2012 08:30 PM
Indolent    [TotalFark]  
They don't have a square dance there?

23 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Tractor jousting, I guess.

23 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
soosh    [TotalFark]  
other small town people

also, drink alcohol and smoke weed.

camping.

read lots of books, take up hobbies.

mostly sex and drinking and weed.

23 Nov 2012 08:31 PM
Purelilac    [TotalFark]  
Bone sheep, tip cows, shoot Oxy, make moonshine. Enjoy the next 20 years.

23 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
fragMasterFlash    [TotalFark]  
Have you been cow tipping yet?

23 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
JerseyTim    [TotalFark]  
Talk to elderly women behind counters.

23 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Tractor jousting, I guess.


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I must see this now.

23 Nov 2012 08:33 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

doglover: i25.photobucket.com

I must see this now.


Hah!

You and me both, man...

23 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  

soosh: mostly sex and drinking and weed.


This.

23 Nov 2012 08:34 PM
MissFeasance    [TotalFark]  
Internet
Read
Animal husbandry

23 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
wtfisthat     
We get drunk, shoot our guns into the air and howl at the moon. The ammo can be expensive so you gotta adjust your weekly budget accordingly. 

/I don't drink or own guns so I just twiddle my thumbs and howl at the moon

23 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  
Go mailboxing with an axe handle. Just don't do it from a moving car, you'll hurt yourself
Hang out at McDonald's and get in fights with high school football players
Cruise the strip, all 0.25 miles of it
Drive out on a dirt road, drink beer, smoke weed, and get your girlfriend teen pregnant
Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves. You'll also need beer for this.
Wait until somebody's parents go out of town, then have a house party and totally farking trash the place
Go four-wheeling through people's front yards, then head out to the pasture and run their cows through the fence

/I could keep listing things all night

23 Nov 2012 08:37 PM
atlfarkette    [TotalFark]  
The key would be to choose the right small town. I see myself living mountain rural one day but it would have to be the right place.

I'd stay busy making my mountain home cool. Maybe take up gardening in the warmer months and go do nature stuff.

23 Nov 2012 08:37 PM
MappingChick    [TotalFark]  
Go mudding!

23 Nov 2012 08:37 PM
Solty Dog    [TotalFark]  
Find the local bar/hangout and go there. Just don't act like you are new. Most small towns can smell outlanders.

23 Nov 2012 08:38 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

23 Nov 2012 08:38 PM
Blushing Wall Flower    [TotalFark]  
Karaoke.

Sitting around.

Fires.

23 Nov 2012 08:39 PM
soosh    [TotalFark]  

atlfarkette: . I see myself living mountain rural one day but it would have to be the right place.


yep. small town coastal Alaska much better than say, Muskogee, Oklahoma.

23 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
Nadie_AZ     

atlfarkette: and go do nature stuff.


soosh: also, drink alcohol and smoke weed.

camping.


wtfisthat: We get drunk, shoot our guns into the air and howl at the moon


Nature stuff.

23 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  

MissFeasance: Animal husbandry


You're calling your husband an animal? That's rough.

23 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
hng     

Deacon Blue: Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves.


and all traffic signs.

23 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
middleoftheday    [TotalFark]  
Get pregnant.

...I don't CARE if you're a dude. FIGURE IT OUT... YOU HAVE TIME.

23 Nov 2012 08:40 PM
soosh    [TotalFark]  

hng: Deacon Blue: Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves.

and all traffic signs.


that's really more of a shotgun activity.

23 Nov 2012 08:41 PM
hng     
Get drunk and ride the bus.

23 Nov 2012 08:42 PM
hng     

soosh: hng: Deacon Blue: Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves.

and all traffic signs.

that's really more of a shotgun activity.


it's more of an "any gun" activity

23 Nov 2012 08:43 PM
atlfarkette    [TotalFark]  

soosh: atlfarkette: . I see myself living mountain rural one day but it would have to be the right place.

yep. small town coastal Alaska much better than say, Muskogee, Oklahoma.


Totally.

23 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

Deacon Blue: Go mailboxing with an axe handle.


I knew people who used to put bricks in their box to deal with people like you.

23 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
It_Really_Does_Glisten    [TotalFark]  
Shoplift comics from the five-and-dime and have the proprietor, old Mr. McElroy, call our parents.

23 Nov 2012 08:44 PM
mikaloyd     
Have you ever considered becoming an interesting person yourself rather than relying upon the charity of entertaining people?

23 Nov 2012 08:45 PM
Nadie_AZ     

hng: Get drunk and ride the bus.


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Man, this thing ain't going anywhere. God damned driver.

23 Nov 2012 08:46 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

doglover: Tractor Jousting


AMERICA!

FARK YEAH!

23 Nov 2012 08:47 PM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  

hng: Deacon Blue: Take a .22 rifle out in the woods and shoot at anything that moves.

and all traffic signs.


Especially those goddamn traffic signs. Gotta keep the population down or they'll breed until the situation is totally out of control

23 Nov 2012 08:48 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
Functional alcoholism.

23 Nov 2012 08:49 PM
Mr. Murder    [TotalFark]  
Fornicate.

23 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
EviLincoln    [TotalFark]  
Go to the local elks, vfw or other social club place.

23 Nov 2012 08:50 PM
g0ats3x     
For a rural town, my area actually has a decent assortment of activities. There are usually a few options for live music and tons of opportunities for outdoorsy stuff.

23 Nov 2012 09:02 PM
The English Major    [TotalFark]  
Watch Footloose and hope that some day, their own dance savior will come.

23 Nov 2012 09:03 PM
Mudgen    [TotalFark]  
We will have a parade on almost any pretext.

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23 Nov 2012 09:04 PM
Tumb tack    [TotalFark]  
Lets see..

Go to hot springs,
Fish
Camp
Bar when band is playing
sex
drink
read
internet
eat out
travel to the big city
golf
movies

23 Nov 2012 09:05 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
I lived in a smalllllll town for a bit when I got out of high school.

One night I went to the gas station on the other side of town, around 2am. As I passed the town hall, I observed what seemed to be most of the population laying on the lawn, drunk.

It was then I knew I had to leave.

23 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
Mudgen    [TotalFark]  
There's a new brewery.

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23 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
Mudgen    [TotalFark]  
There's plenty going on.

23 Nov 2012 09:13 PM
MissFeasance    [TotalFark]  

ambassador_ahab: MissFeasance: Animal husbandry

You're calling your husband an animal? That's rough.


Just the way I like it.

23 Nov 2012 09:18 PM
Chupacabra Sandwich     

soosh: other small town people

also, drink alcohol and smoke weed.

camping.

read lots of books, take up hobbies.

mostly sex and drinking and weed.


As a former resident of St. Mary, Montana, I can say affirmatively, this.

23 Nov 2012 09:20 PM
hng     
listen to the police scanner

23 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
ambassador_ahab    [TotalFark]  

MissFeasance: Just the way I like it.


Giggity.

23 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
Mudgen    [TotalFark]  

MissFeasance: ambassador_ahab: MissFeasance: Animal husbandry

You're calling your husband an animal? That's rough.

Just the way I like it.


Have I told you lately that I love you?

23 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
melopene    [TotalFark]  

soosh: atlfarkette: . I see myself living mountain rural one day but it would have to be the right place.

yep. small town coastal Alaska much better than say, Muskogee, Oklahoma.


Have you ever been to small town coastal Alaska? I spent a week there once and it was miserably boring.

23 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
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