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   Larry Hagman dead at 81. This is not a dream, though Mary Crosby is listed as a person of interest

24 Nov 2012 06:41 AM   |   7529 clicks   |   DFW Star-Telegram
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UberNeuman     
Who shot J.R.'s liver?

23 Nov 2012 11:13 PM
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fnliii    [TotalFark]  
Well played, subby. Well played.

23 Nov 2012 11:14 PM
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IlGreven     
And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

23 Nov 2012 11:14 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
Patrick Duffy strikes again.

23 Nov 2012 11:16 PM
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DrZiffle     
I will have liver and onions in his honor.

23 Nov 2012 11:18 PM
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Omahawg     
pfft. Death Shoots JR was funnier

23 Nov 2012 11:18 PM
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass     
Did they try a vigorous chest massage?

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23 Nov 2012 11:19 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Got the sunnuvabiatch that time

/RIP, Master

23 Nov 2012 11:19 PM
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clintster     
Tonight Jeannie dreams of Maj. Nelson.

23 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
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Haliburton Cummings     
I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

23 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
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PhiloeBedoe     
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23 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
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MFAWG     
Barbara Eden's navel inconsolable.

23 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
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Ezy Ryder     
Goodnight, Jeannie man.

23 Nov 2012 11:20 PM
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
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RIP JR EWING

23 Nov 2012 11:22 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


Bingo! I wonder how many times you get to the top of a Donor List because of TV Celebrity status. I'm guessing at least twice for this bottle of booze to last to 81.

23 Nov 2012 11:22 PM
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NecoConeco    [TotalFark]  
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/obligatory
//goddammitsomuch.

23 Nov 2012 11:25 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
And meanwhile Barbara Eden is still looking GILFalicious.

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23 Nov 2012 11:27 PM
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Strongbeerrules     

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


He did.

23 Nov 2012 11:27 PM
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Dallymo    [TotalFark]  
Aw. I had a little bit of a crush on Tony Nelson when I was a kid.

23 Nov 2012 11:31 PM
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Max Awesome     
Well, that sucks.

23 Nov 2012 11:33 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Time for Bobby to get back in the shower.

+1 Subby.

RIP Iconic 70's NIghttime Soap Villian

23 Nov 2012 11:35 PM
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rhiannon    [TotalFark]  

Max Awesome: Well, that sucks.


It does.

23 Nov 2012 11:35 PM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  

IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.


It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.

23 Nov 2012 11:36 PM
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Hollie Maea    [TotalFark]  
Ugh. Now who is going to hawk our solar panels?

23 Nov 2012 11:37 PM
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skankboy     
RIP Larry. :(

23 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
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The Downfall     
Never watched "Dallas," but I enjoyed watching "I Dream of Jeannie" on Nick at Nite's Block Party Summer. 81 is a good run. Goodbye, Larry Hagman.

23 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
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RIP - J.R. 

23 Nov 2012 11:43 PM
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jj325    [TotalFark]  
Never cared for Dallas, but loved Larry Hagman in SOB and I Dream of Jeanne. Here he is on Dame Edna in 1987......

Link

23 Nov 2012 11:46 PM
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Arthur Jumbles     
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Still king of the hill

23 Nov 2012 11:48 PM
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TheHopeDiamond     

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?


All those shots of whiskey.

23 Nov 2012 11:48 PM
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Gwendolyn    [TotalFark]  
I always think of him as Major Nelson more than JR. I think it was because of all that Nick at Night I watched when my kids were babies and they wouldn't sleep.

23 Nov 2012 11:50 PM
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whatshisname     
Damn!

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23 Nov 2012 11:51 PM
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TommieFunk     
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R.I.P. Hangman


/Never guess X.

23 Nov 2012 11:55 PM
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cryinoutloud     

clintster: Tonight Jeannie dreams of Maj. Nelson.


OMG. I didn't know that. I only remember him from Dallas and later.

23 Nov 2012 11:59 PM
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drjekel_mrhyde     

IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.


Thank God

24 Nov 2012 12:04 AM
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Nidabriz     
Who will control Jeannie now that her master has gone?  :(

24 Nov 2012 12:05 AM
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Porous Horace     
He wanted to tell them he wasn't feeling feel but it happened on one of his "no talking" days.

Sad. Had he not been so inflexible he might very well still be with us today.

I also feel bad for his three sons: Beaver, Opie and Granpa.

24 Nov 2012 12:08 AM
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Porous Horace     
s/feeling feel/feeling well/

24 Nov 2012 12:08 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

OtherLittleGuy: IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.


The ratings on Dallas: TNG skew old, meaning mostly old people were watching, probably because of JR and Bobby. Now, the main attraction is old.


Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

/Goodnight, Spare Liver Man.

24 Nov 2012 12:10 AM
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SmitetheRighteous     
Rest in peace Major Nelson. Dallas was an awesome show and it's fitting that even his fellow cast members were by his side.

24 Nov 2012 12:11 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

OtherLittleGuy: Time for Bobby to get back in the shower.


Well, he does like to stay hydrated.

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24 Nov 2012 12:17 AM
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spman     
What a shame, Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television, and JR Ewing will forever be an icon of the soap opera genre. JR was an integral part of Season 2 of the new series, I don't see how they could put his character on a bus without killing the show. Hell, he was the best part of the revival, and quite frankly my interest in the show without him has now dropped to almost zero. RIP Larry

24 Nov 2012 12:18 AM
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you are a puppet     
I would've thought he was a lot older than 81 from the number of times over the last 20 years I've said "Holy shiat Hagman's still alive?

24 Nov 2012 12:19 AM
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sleeping martyr    [TotalFark]  

Nidabriz: Who will control Jeannie now that her master has gone?  :(


Me.

\ Now Jeannie, stand on the other side of the room and make your tongue 6' long and lick the back of my...

24 Nov 2012 12:20 AM
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whatshisname     

spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television


Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.

24 Nov 2012 12:22 AM
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John Buck 41    [TotalFark]  
I have a sad. He was an icon in television villiany.

24 Nov 2012 12:24 AM
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zeppo    [TotalFark]  
I wonder if there will be a funeral procession up and down Malibu Beach?

24 Nov 2012 12:28 AM
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chaddsfarkprefect     
My step-monster is probably upset.

24 Nov 2012 12:29 AM
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GrizzledVeteran     
Well, Mary Martin and her son are now reunited.

24 Nov 2012 12:32 AM
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Bukharin    [TotalFark]  

whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.


1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.

24 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
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