Who shot J.R.'s liver?

Well played, subby. Well played.

And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

Patrick Duffy strikes again.

I will have liver and onions in his honor.

pfft. Death Shoots JR was funnier

Did they try a vigorous chest massage?

Got the sunnuvabiatch that time

/RIP, Master

Tonight Jeannie dreams of Maj. Nelson.

I still have my "I Shot J.F.K. !" shirt ...

good actor, crap show. 

goodnight Mr Sabrina Teenage Witch dad..guy...

Barbara Eden's navel inconsolable.

Goodnight, Jeannie man.

RIP JR EWING

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?

Bingo! I wonder how many times you get to the top of a Donor List because of TV Celebrity status. I'm guessing at least twice for this bottle of booze to last to 81.

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/obligatory
//goddammitsomuch.

And meanwhile Barbara Eden is still looking GILFalicious.

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?

He did.

Aw. I had a little bit of a crush on Tony Nelson when I was a kid.

Well, that sucks.

Time for Bobby to get back in the shower.

+1 Subby.

RIP Iconic 70's NIghttime Soap Villian

Max Awesome: Well, that sucks.

It does.

IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.

Ugh. Now who is going to hawk our solar panels?

RIP Larry. :(

Never watched "Dallas," but I enjoyed watching "I Dream of Jeannie" on Nick at Nite's Block Party Summer. 81 is a good run. Goodbye, Larry Hagman.

RIP - J.R. 

Never cared for Dallas, but loved Larry Hagman in SOB and I Dream of Jeanne. Here he is on Dame Edna in 1987......

Link

Still king of the hill

UberNeuman: Who shot J.R.'s liver?

All those shots of whiskey.

I always think of him as Major Nelson more than JR. I think it was because of all that Nick at Night I watched when my kids were babies and they wouldn't sleep.

Damn!

R.I.P. Hangman


/Never guess X.

clintster: Tonight Jeannie dreams of Maj. Nelson.

OMG. I didn't know that. I only remember him from Dallas and later.

IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

Thank God

Who will control Jeannie now that her master has gone?  :(

He wanted to tell them he wasn't feeling feel but it happened on one of his "no talking" days.

Sad. Had he not been so inflexible he might very well still be with us today.

I also feel bad for his three sons: Beaver, Opie and Granpa.

s/feeling feel/feeling well/

OtherLittleGuy: IlGreven: And thus, TNT's hopes for a third season of the Dallas revival go right into the toilet.

It's a soap. They set up a "Next Generation" rivaliry already.

The ratings on Dallas: TNG skew old, meaning mostly old people were watching, probably because of JR and Bobby. Now, the main attraction is old.


Anyway, I never could understand why Major Nelson was such a tightass. You got a hot blonde calling you "Master", wanting to make your every dream come true, and you're too busy worrying about your stupid NASA job to take advantage of it? C'mon, man, she could have you in space literally in the blink of an eye! Then you could get that out of your system and get down to using her like a muppet.

/Goodnight, Spare Liver Man.

Rest in peace Major Nelson. Dallas was an awesome show and it's fitting that even his fellow cast members were by his side.

OtherLittleGuy: Time for Bobby to get back in the shower.

Well, he does like to stay hydrated.

What a shame, Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television, and JR Ewing will forever be an icon of the soap opera genre. JR was an integral part of Season 2 of the new series, I don't see how they could put his character on a bus without killing the show. Hell, he was the best part of the revival, and quite frankly my interest in the show without him has now dropped to almost zero. RIP Larry

I would've thought he was a lot older than 81 from the number of times over the last 20 years I've said "Holy shiat Hagman's still alive?

Nidabriz: Who will control Jeannie now that her master has gone?  :(

Me.

\ Now Jeannie, stand on the other side of the room and make your tongue 6' long and lick the back of my...

spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.

I have a sad. He was an icon in television villiany.

I wonder if there will be a funeral procession up and down Malibu Beach?

My step-monster is probably upset.

Well, Mary Martin and her son are now reunited.

whatshisname: spman: Dallas is without a doubt one of the best shows in the history of all television

Not really.

It was a mildly interesting soap opera that was aired in prime time.
Best shows in the history of television might include The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Monty Python and anything else that is nothing like Dallas.

1 get off my lawn, you only know TV from the past 15 years
2 Python sucks. Stop pretending to be hip from referencing the only old show you know.