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   I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a picture of a naked man straddling a statue of the Duke of Cambridge (Mildly not safe for work pics/video of his flabby bum)

24 Nov 2012 08:22 AM   |   5636 clicks   |   Courier Mail
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edmo    [TotalFark]  
"Mildly not safe for work pics/video of his flabby bum"

The joys of living in the Midwest US: this was posted on a local TV stations website with the notice, "Warning - Graphic Video."

24 Nov 2012 07:53 AM
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OrangeSnapper     
Duke of Cambridge sucks.

24 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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Swordfighting_monk     
Ways I can tell I've been playing Assassin's Creed 3 too much: That last picture immediately had me thinking he was synchronizing his map.

24 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
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furterfan     
A NAKED man shut down part of central London

People said, they could see he had a weapon

24 Nov 2012 08:33 AM
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DrunkenInsomniac     
Impressed with his climbing and balancing ability

24 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
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offmymeds     
WHY? FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY???

24 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
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ModernLuddite     
Prince William is the Duke of Cambridge.

So naturally, I assumed that this article would be very different.

Very different.

24 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
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LordOfThePings     
"He was believed to have been clothed when he climbed on to the statue."

Check around the plinth. The pants can't have got far.

24 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
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poe_zlaw     
Well, considering there arent any British women worth climbing on top of whilst nude, what do you expect? A man's got to do something, people.

24 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
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Notabunny    [TotalFark]  

offmymeds: WHY? FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY???


I don't know, offmymeds. Meth is a hell of a drug.

24 Nov 2012 08:50 AM
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brilett     
Lord Mountbatten wasn't available?

24 Nov 2012 08:56 AM
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Acharne     
His bum, her bum, yer bum, yer mum's bum. Bum.

24 Nov 2012 08:57 AM
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Notabunny    [TotalFark]  

poe_zlaw: Well, considering there arent any British women worth climbing on top of whilst nude, what do you expect? A man's got to do something, people.


I'll start

img.photobucket.com

24 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
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cryinoutloud     

DrunkenInsomniac: Impressed with his climbing and balancing ability


No kidding. That looks kind of dangerous. Especially while naked.

24 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
cheeky monkey!

24 Nov 2012 09:13 AM
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offmymeds     
He looks like he's about to take a dump in the second pic.

24 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
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Nexxi     
From the article: "He was coaxed down and put into the back of a police van." In the U.S. he would have been tased, pepper sprayed, beaten into submission and then forced to register as a sex offender because he exposed himself to a busload of students.

24 Nov 2012 09:37 AM
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Bomb Head Mohammed     
Nexxi: From the article: "He was coaxed down and put into the back of a police van." In the U.S. he would have been tased, pepper sprayed, beaten into submission and then forced to register as a sex offender because he exposed himself to a busload of students.

You are correct, sir. This is why I moved from the US to the UK.
He'll get a GBP 50 fine and will make it back with the drinks he won't have to buy tonight at his local.
And yet, even on fark, somehow we are told that Britain is the "nanny state."

24 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
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Peter Wimsey     
That was the most informative video ever.

24 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
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raptusregaliter     
The old duke might have been slightly amused, but his cousin, Queen Victoria, would not have been amused at all.

//knew it couldn't be that modern day lazy sod William because he's done nothing to deserve a statue 
/not that George really did either - they practically had to dynamite him from his position in the War Office 
//George would have been a great Regency duke (like his father) with his attitudes

24 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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Nick Nostril     
God all that bronze looks like it'd be cold up against the bollocks.

/ ooh, game's about to start.

24 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
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cryinoutloud     

Bomb Head Mohammed: And yet, even on fark, somehow we are told that Britain is the "nanny state."


I think it has something to do with this.

lh5.googleusercontent.com

24 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     

Swordfighting_monk: Ways I can tell I've been playing Assassin's Creed 3 too much: That last picture immediately had me thinking he was synchronizing his map.


Heh

Good information. I did not know there was a Too Much relative to Creed III

24 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
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Pert     

Nexxi: From the article: "He was coaxed down and put into the back of a police van."


pics.imcdb.org
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN! 

Also,,,,

24 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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jigger     
It's November. He's in England. Naked. There must be all sorts of shrinkage.

24 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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Kakapo     
That is a decidedly unflabby bum.

24 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
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Acharne     

Bomb Head Mohammed: Nexxi: From the article: "He was coaxed down and put into the back of a police van." In the U.S. he would have been tased, pepper sprayed, beaten into submission and then forced to register as a sex offender because he exposed himself to a busload of students.

You are correct, sir. This is why I moved from the US to the UK.
He'll get a GBP 50 fine and will make it back with the drinks he won't have to buy tonight at his local.
And yet, even on fark, somehow we are told that Britain is the "nanny state."


It is a Nanny state. FTA: "Police closed 100 metres of road outside Whitehall - where a number of government departments are situated - to keep the public away from the potentially dangerous man on the Duke of Cambridge statue as several ambulances and police cars gathered for about three hours, Sky News reported."

That's the thing. Sure the sentence might be light, but it is the needless precaution taken in every instance. Combine this with 'scandals' erupting from people using 'racist' language on a pitch and the UK just looks terrified of offending anyone, terrified of anyone learning through experience. Like a big nanny overseeing everything.

24 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
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Stonerbloopers     
Scotland Yard police said it was believed that the man might have a knife.


Uh... where?


/is that a knife in your crotch or are you just happy to see me?

24 Nov 2012 03:54 PM
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