I guess he gave it his All.

But he really just wanted a Snuggle.

When he came out of the chute, did he Bounce?

Knowing Fark, this will cycle into a Tide of snark.

Santa's elves need a better map.

He looks pretty beat up. Maybe some ice cream will Cheer him up now.

He will enter the post traumatic Era of his life. Downy went, but he came back strong.

Did they get him out with an Arm and Hammer?

Even though he didn't appear to be too badly hurt, it was smart of the paramedics to whisk him off to the emergency room.

If the kid plays it right, he has a lot to Gain.

Was she found in Tide or out Tide?

I wonder if anyone will Gain some perspective from this situation.

Someone give that kids some Snuggles.

After the rescue, the parents will give the kid a good Snuggle

I am glad he found Amway to get out

Now that's over he gets a Fresh Start.

Ride the tide kid, ride the tide.

But the kid wants you to stay out of his Biz

So, how did they know he was in the chute? Did someone hear him shout?

FirstNationalBastard: So, how did they know he was in the chute? Did someone hear him shout?

Y'know, all this talk about laundry is really beginning to agitate me...

I'm happy is ok.

fat_free: FirstNationalBastard: So, how did they know he was in the chute? Did someone hear him shout?

Y'know, all this talk about laundry is really beginning to agitate me...

You seem kind of tense. I think you need some Sun and Surf.

Laundry detergent pun!

All it took was done snuggle to whisk away the tide of sad feelings and cheer him up.

You know, I bet this kid is feeling kinda downy. He may need some snuggles to put the Bounce back into his step.

The kid is ok?

That's Fab!

sometimes this place turns into a real farking soap opera.

EchoMike: Laundry detergent pun!

Kirkland something something.

Cleaning his clothes and himself at the same time.

Mommy's little helper.

I'm amazed he didn't dye.

The problem with kids is that they never dry all the way through even if the machine is at the high heat setting.

What's white and white and red all over?

/what do they call Alabama?

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Is that the last member of a 20-mule-team that's being flogged?

Firefighters showed great Resolve in their rescue efforts.

I bet that kid's a little Dynamo, if you catch my Dreft.

Amishrabbit: EchoMike: Laundry detergent pun!

Kirkland something something.

Ok, I LOL'ed!

Hopefully he learned a lesson of Great Value

good thing that kid didn't have cancer...cuz that would have been reeeaaaalllllyyy funny....

And how did he react to such a distressing event?

How he survived must've be an ancient Chinese secret, huh?

Haliburton Cummings: good thing that kid didn't have cancer...cuz that would have been reeeaaaalllllyyy funny....

Still no cure for gravity?

Well I for one am glad the kid didn't Bounce.

/Oh I'm so going to hell.

Kid was lucky there wasn't machinery down in there, or he would have been permanently pressed.

I'm sure they will Wisk this under the carpet and Bounce forward.

MasterThief: Kid was lucky there wasn't machinery down in there, or he would have been permanently pressed.

Hmmm... strange that the Ironic tag wasn't used.

Awww... here's a picture of their little pride and joy!

This story could have been filled with irony hand it completed the washer and dryer cycles.

God, not another fluff piece.

LordOfThePings: God, not another fluff piece.

Honestly, this is one of those stories that belongs below the fold.

That's as good as it gets.