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   Toddler rescued from laundry chute is doing okay, reportedly full of cheer, feeling bold

24 Nov 2012 09:26 AM   |   1803 clicks   |   My Fox Boston
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
I guess he gave it his All.

24 Nov 2012 07:39 AM
Vodka Zombie     
But he really just wanted a Snuggle.

24 Nov 2012 08:20 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
When he came out of the chute, did he Bounce?

24 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
elvisaintdead    [TotalFark]  
Knowing Fark, this will cycle into a Tide of snark.

24 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
ms_lara_croft    [TotalFark]  
Santa's elves need a better map.

He looks pretty beat up. Maybe some ice cream will Cheer him up now.

24 Nov 2012 08:52 AM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
He will enter the post traumatic Era of his life. Downy went, but he came back strong.

24 Nov 2012 09:13 AM
Spoon over Marin    [TotalFark]  
Did they get him out with an Arm and Hammer?

24 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Even though he didn't appear to be too badly hurt, it was smart of the paramedics to whisk him off to the emergency room.

24 Nov 2012 09:32 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
If the kid plays it right, he has a lot to Gain.

24 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
indarwinsshadow     
Was she found in Tide or out Tide?

24 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
clevernamehere     
I wonder if anyone will Gain some perspective from this situation.

Someone give that kids some Snuggles.

24 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
Aar1012    [TotalFark]  
After the rescue, the parents will give the kid a good Snuggle

24 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
Infobahn    [TotalFark]  
I am glad he found Amway to get out

24 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
OregonVet    [TotalFark]  
Now that's over he gets a Fresh Start.

24 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
serialsuicidebomber     
Ride the tide kid, ride the tide.

24 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
maddogdelta     
But the kid wants you to stay out of his Biz

24 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
So, how did they know he was in the chute? Did someone hear him shout?

24 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
fat_free     

FirstNationalBastard: So, how did they know he was in the chute? Did someone hear him shout?


Y'know, all this talk about laundry is really beginning to agitate me...

24 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
Enormous-Schwanstucker     
I'm happy
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is ok.

24 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

fat_free: FirstNationalBastard: So, how did they know he was in the chute? Did someone hear him shout?

Y'know, all this talk about laundry is really beginning to agitate me...


You seem kind of tense. I think you need some Sun and Surf.

24 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
EchoMike     
Laundry detergent pun!

24 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
the_rhino     
All it took was done snuggle to whisk away the tide of sad feelings and cheer him up.

24 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
BronyMedic     
You know, I bet this kid is feeling kinda downy. He may need some snuggles to put the Bounce back into his step.

24 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
LeroyB     
The kid is ok?

That's Fab!

24 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
elvisaintdead    [TotalFark]  
sometimes this place turns into a real farking soap opera.

24 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
Amishrabbit     

EchoMike: Laundry detergent pun!


Kirkland something something.

24 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
Another Government Employee     
Cleaning his clothes and himself at the same time.

Mommy's little helper.

24 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
Cuchulane    [TotalFark]  
I'm amazed he didn't dye.

24 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
skinink    [TotalFark]  
The problem with kids is that they never dry all the way through even if the machine is at the high heat setting.

24 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  
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24 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
MBooda     
What's white and white and red all over?

/what do they call Alabama?

24 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

gopher321: [mojoimage.com image 300x232]


Is that the last member of a 20-mule-team that's being flogged?

24 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
Richard Saunders     
Firefighters showed great Resolve in their rescue efforts.

24 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
browser_snake     
I bet that kid's a little Dynamo, if you catch my Dreft.

24 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
Local Man    [TotalFark]  

Amishrabbit: EchoMike: Laundry detergent pun!

Kirkland something something.


Ok, I LOL'ed!

24 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
sleeping martyr     
Hopefully he learned a lesson of Great Value

24 Nov 2012 10:54 AM
Haliburton Cummings     
good thing that kid didn't have cancer...cuz that would have been reeeaaaalllllyyy funny....

24 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
And how did he react to such a distressing event?

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24 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  
How he survived must've be an ancient Chinese secret, huh?

24 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  

Haliburton Cummings: good thing that kid didn't have cancer...cuz that would have been reeeaaaalllllyyy funny....


Still no cure for gravity?

24 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
tcaptain     
Well I for one am glad the kid didn't Bounce.

/Oh I'm so going to hell.

24 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
MasterThief     
Kid was lucky there wasn't machinery down in there, or he would have been permanently pressed.

24 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
Spanky McStupid     
I'm sure they will Wisk this under the carpet and Bounce forward.

24 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  

MasterThief: Kid was lucky there wasn't machinery down in there, or he would have been permanently pressed.


Hmmm... strange that the Ironic tag wasn't used.

24 Nov 2012 11:45 AM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  
Awww... here's a picture of their little pride and joy!

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24 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
Butthurted     
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24 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
ChromoSomes     
This story could have been filled with irony hand it completed the washer and dryer cycles.

24 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
LordOfThePings     
God, not another fluff piece.

24 Nov 2012 12:15 PM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

LordOfThePings: God, not another fluff piece.


Honestly, this is one of those stories that belongs below the fold.

24 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
jjorsett     
That's as good as it gets.

24 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
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