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   Twelve hundred pounds of turkey testicles were deep fried and consumed at the 30th Annual Turkey Testicle Festival. That's nuts

24 Nov 2012 07:26 AM   |   3588 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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SDRR     
You misspelled farking nasty, dumbmitter.

24 Nov 2012 07:48 AM
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People_are_Idiots     
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That's a lot of nuts!

24 Nov 2012 07:57 AM
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j0e_average     
Why?

24 Nov 2012 07:59 AM
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rjakobi     
Because having to put up with another Daily Mail article is just like eating turkey testicles.

24 Nov 2012 08:03 AM
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Nick Nostril     
What about the duck vaginas? Were there any duck vaginas?

/ Louis CK

24 Nov 2012 08:03 AM
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RockofAges     

People_are_Idiots: [soundfxnow.com image 195x178]
That's a lot of nuts!


Amazing. This is what I thought of immediately. I saw this movie in the theater. I still enjoy it.

/Swingin' a chain, swingin' a chaiiiiiin!

24 Nov 2012 08:07 AM
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carrion_luggage     
Go ball, go ball, go ball!

24 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
headline. of. the. year.

24 Nov 2012 08:20 AM
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WordsnCollision     
ww3.hdnux.com

/does not approve

24 Nov 2012 08:21 AM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
I hear they taste kinda like popcorn shrimp

24 Nov 2012 08:21 AM
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hockeychick     

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I hear they taste kinda like popcorn shrimp


More like deep fried cottage cheese.

//Know from experience.

24 Nov 2012 08:40 AM
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Notabunny    [TotalFark]  

hockeychick: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: I hear they taste kinda like popcorn shrimp

More like deep fried cottage cheese.

//Know from experience.


Are they served in a bowl, or in a tiny paper sack?

24 Nov 2012 08:46 AM
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Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  
prworkbench.files.wordpress.com

/Sorry I'm late.

24 Nov 2012 08:51 AM
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BitwiseShift     
Came for picture of politician, any politician. Or pundit.  Or lobbyist. Or Lorena Bobbitt with bad eyesight.

24 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
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Alleyoop     
www.underconsideration.com

24 Nov 2012 08:59 AM
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dready zim     
All balls and no cock.

24 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
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WhippingBoy     
I'd eat them. I've had worse. Meat is meat.

24 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
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ChromoSomes     
Butterballs?

24 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
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Gough     
Ah, Huntley's claim to fame...turkey balls.

24 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
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DecemberNitro     
I live 20 minutes away from this and almost went this year, but didn't feel like being crowded by 4000 people and droned at by cover bands.

/next year maybe

24 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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Arkanaut     

dready zim: All balls and no cock.


I believe male turkeys are called "toms", but I'm a huge nerd and you probably shouldn't listen to me.

24 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
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mmonnens     
I've had "rocky mountain oysters" in South Dakota. Maybe they were cooked wrong, but I just found them dry, overcooked, and bland.

24 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
Tastes like chicken?

24 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     

Notabunny: Are they served in a bowl, or in a tiny paper sack?


That rings a bell, but I can't recall why :-P

24 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
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FormlessOne     
GETCHER BRINY BATTERED BIRD BALLS! GET 'EM WHILE THEY'RE GROSS!

24 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
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bindlestiff2600     
cheaper to have deer testicles

always under a Buck

24 Nov 2012 11:46 AM
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Dayglo Brown     

DecemberNitro: I live 20 minutes away from this and almost went this year, but didn't feel like being crowded by 4000 people and droned at by cover bands.

/next year maybe


You should make it next year.

The cover bands were lame but, nonetheless, everyone had a ball.

24 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
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digitalrain     
Bollocks, I say.

24 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
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Valiente     
So that's where this came from:

www.blisstree.com

24 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
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kd8our     

Arkanaut: I believe male turkeys are called "toms", but I'm a huge nerd and you probably shouldn't listen to me.


Tom is still a cock. I know that guy. Always making noises on the golf course, knocking over trash bins, stealing acorns from Obama and shiatting all over the golf course. He might be Tom, but he is still just another cock.

24 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
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AndreMA     

*cringe*


Directions:
Heat fryer to 350-degrees

Rinse testicles under cold water and pat dry using a paper towel


*runs away*

Make lengthwise slits in sides, nearly cutting them in half but not all the way through to allow them to split like a butterfly

24 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
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wambu     
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APPROVES

24 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
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Farxist Marxist    [TotalFark]  
I ate them once in a restaurant in the middle-east. They were misspelled on the menu as "Testicklees", so I thought it was Elmo. They were ok, but an hour later....

24 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
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scrotal_aroma     
Bring me their testicles, that I may eat of them!!!! 

24 Nov 2012 07:15 PM
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