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   In Toledo, we take the Rules of Beer Pong very seriously, and will cut you if you screw up

24 Nov 2012 12:56 PM   |   3337 clicks   |   Toledo Blade
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  
Beer pong are serious business

24 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
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thecivicninja     
Well it happened on the east side that is technically a different country.

24 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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Thunderpipes     
Kids don't even play beer pong anyway. They play that stupid throw a ping pong ball at a cup. That is not beer pong.

24 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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thismomentinblackhistory     

thecivicninja: Well it happened on the east side that is technically a different country.


This.

24 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
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A Shambling Mound     
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No pressure.

24 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
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GoodyearPimp     
Man, drinking beer and getting drunk is dull. How can we improve it? I know. Let's put tiny amounts of beer in those shiatty SOLO cups and toss dirty ping pong balls in them.

24 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
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Robo Beat     
Call it Beirut and they'll drive you up to Detroit and make you walk home.

24 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
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oukewldave     

GoodyearPimp: Man, drinking beer and getting drunk is dull. How can we improve it? I know. Let's put tiny amounts of beer in those shiatty SOLO cups and toss dirty ping pong balls in them.


Hey, you dip them in the rinse cup first, unless you're a neanderthal! Plus it's good for the immune system!

24 Nov 2012 01:09 PM
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Tegrator     

thismomentinblackhistory: thecivicninja: Well it happened on the east side that is technically a different country.

This.


Needs repeating.

/west side

24 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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prince of peas     
Appropriately reported in the Toledo Blade

24 Nov 2012 01:15 PM
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GreatPenguin     
This is beer pong! There are rules!

24 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
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The Incredible Sexual Egg    [TotalFark]  
Thats why you go over the ground rules before the first ball is thrown

24 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
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iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  

GreatPenguin: This is beer pong! There are rules!


Mark it a zero?

24 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
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Arkanaut     

Thunderpipes: Kids don't even play beer pong anyway. They play that stupid throw a ping pong ball at a cup. That is not beer pong.


Dartmouth alum?

24 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
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Trocadero     
It's called Beirut, you turds.

24 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
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KidKorporate     
Sounds like my friends in college. We lived in Portland which is a cultural powerhouse if you're in your 20's, and these assholes just wanted to throw balls in cups. Coincidentally a majority of them have significant drinking problems...

24 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
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picturescrazy     
East Toledo is the heart of the city. I don't know what you guys are talking about.

24 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
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SlowTimedRapid     
prince of peas (2012-11-24 01:15:21 PM): Appropriately reported in the Toledo Blade

Came to say this, sort of ("Oh, so that's what 'The Blade' refers to. I thought that it was some sort of gay-interest local weekly...")

24 Nov 2012 02:02 PM
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kronicfeld    [TotalFark]  

Trocadero: It's called Beirut, you turds.


Goddamn right.

24 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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24 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
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Weenie_Boy     

Thunderpipes: Kids don't even play beer pong anyway. They play that stupid throw a ping pong ball at a cup. That is not beer pong.


THIS!

This isn't the beer pong I played in the 80's (but there were RULES back then, too).

24 Nov 2012 04:15 PM
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Thunderpipes     

Arkanaut: Thunderpipes: Kids don't even play beer pong anyway. They play that stupid throw a ping pong ball at a cup. That is not beer pong.

Dartmouth alum?


Good friend of mine is, went there in late 80's, all of us gang have been playing the real beer pong since, and it is a real game, unlike that silly stuff the kids play.

24 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
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Clemkadidlefark     
"You shot me in my pinky toe. Now I got to cut you."

/not obscure enough

24 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
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A Shambling Mound     

Clemkadidlefark: "You shot me in my pinky toe. Now I got to cut you."

/not obscure enough


i.imgur.com

Nope.

24 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
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Ooba Tooba     

Tegrator: thismomentinblackhistory: thecivicninja: Well it happened on the east side that is technically a different country.

This.

Needs repeating.

/west side


All this. One east side party I went to a messican knocked out his own mama for complaining about the loud card players. His homies just pointed, and laughed. My last party in that area. West side

24 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
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diaphoresis     

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Corksucker?
3.bp.blogspot.com

24 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
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LordOfThePings     
This kid, whose mama went to the trouble to christen him Antonio Green. You know, he forgets his jacket, his nose starts running and some asshole, he calls him "Snot".

24 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
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quatchi     
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Serious business.

24 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
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