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   If running drunk through your neighborhood in boxer shorts yelling at pedestrians and punching cars until you pass out on the sidewalk in front of your grandmother's house is wrong, I don't want to be right

24 Nov 2012 02:04 PM   |   2979 clicks   |   IndyStar
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
This man embraces the America that I know and love.

24 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
From the article: Police later found Brandon Swisher, who, they said, has a history of heavy drinking

With a name like that, how could he not?

24 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
El_Swino     
Whatever happened to "over the hills and through the woods"?

24 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
diaphoresis     

NewportBarGuy: This man embraces the America that I know and love.



I salute such a great American...
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24 Nov 2012 02:22 PM
DownDaRiver     
Dad?

24 Nov 2012 02:25 PM
bikerific     
Over the river and through the woods. . .

24 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
offmymeds     

diaphoresis: NewportBarGuy: This man embraces the America that I know and love.


I salute such a great American...


Ladies and gentlemen, please remove your hats and stand for the singing of the National Anthem.

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God bless America
Land that I love
Stand beside her
And guide her
Through the night
With the light from above...

24 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
Apos     
"What is the preface for Steve-O: My Adolescent Years, Alex?"

/flees thread

24 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
CygnusDarius     
This is my usual weekend, minus the goat.

24 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
skwerl     
I'm going to make an assumption that he's not white. Washington Street, grandmother's house, Baltimore etc. all lead me to assume he's not Caucasian.

24 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
ClavellBCMI    [TotalFark]  
This man is a Real American Hero! I salute you, sir!

24 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
Confusean     

skwerl: I'm going to make an assumption that he's not white. Washington Street, grandmother's house, Baltimore etc. all lead me to assume he's not Caucasian.


By ect. you meant the part about the porch and an outstanding warrant, right?

24 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
DangerGentleman     
DRTFA, but good headline.

24 Nov 2012 03:28 PM
buckler     

24 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
SharkInfested     
It was a holiday weekend, correct? Who doesn't have a family member and/or self who does at least that?

24 Nov 2012 03:43 PM
roc6783     

Confusean: skwerl: I'm going to make an assumption that he's not white. Washington Street, grandmother's house, Baltimore etc. all lead me to assume he's not Caucasian.

By ect. you meant the part about the porch and an outstanding warrant, right?


Its cool, he's taking it back

24 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
runescorpio     
That is no way to go through life son.

24 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
anthonix     
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24 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
doccm9     

buckler: Punching cars, you say?


That was the most tortuous and slow moving video I have ever viewed on youtube.com. I'm guessing the likes are from other parents. They could only possibly be from other parents.

24 Nov 2012 06:11 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

skwerl: I'm going to make an assumption that he's not white. Washington Street, grandmother's house, Baltimore etc. all lead me to assume he's not Caucasian.


Go ahead a do a ctrl+f for "Baltimore." The rest of us will wait

24 Nov 2012 06:15 PM
buckler     

doccm9: buckler: Punching cars, you say?

That was the most tortuous and slow moving video I have ever viewed on youtube.com. I'm guessing the likes are from other parents. They could only possibly be from other parents.


That was one of the slower ones. Other in the series made me laugh out loud.

24 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
vd61     
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24 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
OgreMagi     

skwerl: I'm going to make an assumption that he's not white. Washington Street, grandmother's house, Baltimore etc. all lead me to assume he's not Caucasian.


So? A great Merican is known by his actions, not the color of his skin. We can all be inspired by this great patriot and strive to emulate him in our daily lives.

25 Nov 2012 01:20 AM
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