GGracie: I found a few websites that were fun.The first one Link gives you a list of sobriety related tests that a cop may give a suspect. The Rhomberg Balance Test was hard to do even when totally sober. I kept adding in "Mississippi" in between the counting which actually made me 15 seconds late to not being drunk.The other site Link calculates how much you can drink until you are "impaired". It was fun to add in different drinks and change my weight until I was drunk :-p
Smeggy Smurf: Step 3: Sue the shiat out of them for false arrest.
fusillade762: Shea was released later that day on his own recognizance and was picked up by another person.Be funny if they were drunk, too.
Gyrfalcon: There's an easy way not to get picked up drunk driving.Don't drive drunk.
Enemabag Jones: Went to get a friend of a friend out of a DWI. I had just gotten off of my second shift job.Apparently the friend was a bit rude to the people in the office, and alpha officer sent relaxed veteran office to check me out while I was sitting in the car.He checked out my id and on the way back shrugged to the alpha officer and said something to the effect of, 'nothing I could charge him for.' Apparently police are prone to treat you by the company you keep./Learned to pick whom I trust and whom I do favors for.
Enemabag Jones: said something to the effect of, 'nothing I could charge him for.'
basemetal: Oh man, there have been several instances in my county of people reeking of alcohol coming to bail out their friends for DUI only to get busted themselves for either DUI or public drunk./dumbasses
vodka: How can you get a DUI or speeding for driving in a parking lot anyway, isn't it private property not subject to traffic laws?
Silly Jesus: In before victimless crime.
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