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   "Love is the 'yeast' that allows our sexual ecstasy to rise to its highest level." Repeat: yeast

25 Nov 2012 04:43 AM   |   3701 clicks   |   CNN
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
Does that make masturbation the Monistat 7 that kills the yeast?

24 Nov 2012 11:06 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
But soft, what blight through yonder widow breaks?
'Tis the yeast, and Juliet must be shunned

24 Nov 2012 11:12 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  
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Getting a real rise outta this one...

24 Nov 2012 11:12 PM
Amos Quito     
I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy.

24 Nov 2012 11:13 PM
queenalice     

Amos Quito: I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy yeast.


24 Nov 2012 11:26 PM
GGracie     
Nothing is more uncomfortable than yeast mixed with friction and jizz. That's a loaf you don't want to go near.

25 Nov 2012 12:58 AM
Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  
Love Yeast will be the name of my new Phil Ochs tribute band.

25 Nov 2012 01:03 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
I knew a guy whose girlfriend had a yeast infection.

He nicked himself while shaving and proceeded to have, um, "relations" with her.

He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.

25 Nov 2012 02:36 AM
RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  

L.D. Ablo: He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.


That's possible? I thought the reason yeast infections happened was because the environment (warm, moist) supported it. A face exposed to the air wouldn't have those features. Unless it was in his mouth, in which case... eeysh.

25 Nov 2012 03:30 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  

RodneyToady: L.D. Ablo: He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.

That's possible? I thought the reason yeast infections happened was because the environment (warm, moist) supported it. A face exposed to the air wouldn't have those features. Unless it was in his mouth, in which case... eeysh.


Well, yeah. On his lips.

25 Nov 2012 04:39 AM
starlost     
you don't need to add yeast if you have self rising flour.

25 Nov 2012 04:46 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

L.D. Ablo: RodneyToady: L.D. Ablo: He ended up with a yeast infection on his face.

That's possible? I thought the reason yeast infections happened was because the environment (warm, moist) supported it. A face exposed to the air wouldn't have those features. Unless it was in his mouth, in which case... eeysh.

Well, yeah. On his lips.


There are many things we do not need to know.

These are two.

25 Nov 2012 04:53 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu     
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25 Nov 2012 04:57 AM
Smirky the Wonder Chimp     
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If love is yeast, this lady looks to be baking sourdough...

25 Nov 2012 05:18 AM
log_jammin     
huh. I wonder what the article is about.

"Fifty Shades of Grey."

..never mind...

25 Nov 2012 05:21 AM
Jim_Callahan    [TotalFark]  
She is a counselor, speaker, author and certified life and relationship coach.

So, basically someone with even fewer useful things to say about relationships than the average person?

25 Nov 2012 05:23 AM
Apos     
*scans headline*

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25 Nov 2012 05:29 AM
illannoyin     
One of the songs from my new band The Petraeus love rhombus is called 'ferocious lather'. It's basically about this very topic.

/Basically

25 Nov 2012 05:34 AM
KrispyKritter     
sooo tired of Fifty Shades of Yeast and Twilight Yeast and Kardashian Yeast blah blah blah

25 Nov 2012 05:35 AM
bingethinker     

25 Nov 2012 05:35 AM
sleeps in trees     
Oh dear god. Sexually suppressed women now are able to get off in a socially and publicly acceptable way. How hard is this to understand. So what.

25 Nov 2012 05:35 AM
Kuroshin     

Jim_Callahan: She is a counselor, speaker, author and certified life and relationship coach.

So, basically someone with even fewer useful things to say about relationships than the average person?


We need to dig up Bea Arthur and have her recreate the scene from HOTW:P1.

"What do you do?"

"I'm a certified life and relationship coach!"

"Oh, a BULLSH*T ARTIST!"

25 Nov 2012 05:36 AM
Devolving_Spud     
If only there were some kind of spackle to cement the relationship together (not to mention the sheets and the occasional eyelid)

25 Nov 2012 05:36 AM
cajunns     
Trust fark to pick the most dumb sentence in an article for the headline but then that's what fark is all about isn't it.

25 Nov 2012 05:58 AM
amquelbettamin     
Do these middle aged women think they invented sexuality? What the hell is going on around here? Have as much fun as you want, just shut the hell up about it and wash your hands afterward.

25 Nov 2012 06:19 AM
fritolay37     
Why do i get the feeling she banged half the high school football team?

25 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
Smoking GNU     

fritolay37: Why do i get the feeling she banged half the high school football team?


50 shades of debbie?

25 Nov 2012 06:58 AM
hogans     

fritolay37: Why do i get the feeling she banged half the high school football team?


I'm thinking she banged the baker.

25 Nov 2012 06:58 AM
willfullyobscure     
most of this article is pretty much down to earth and full of common sense and good advice.

25 Nov 2012 07:05 AM
rjsjayhawk     

Amos Quito: I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy.


Heh! +1

25 Nov 2012 07:20 AM
queenalice     

rjsjayhawk: Amos Quito: I think it is inspiring that a religious woman can speak so candidadly about sexuality and intimacy.

Heh! +1


Sacre bleucheese! I missed the punny. Yes, ha indeed and +1 for Amos and -1 for me.

25 Nov 2012 07:49 AM
queenalice     

amquelbettamin: Do these middle aged women think they invented sexuality? What the hell is going on around here? Have as much fun as you want, just shut the hell up about it and wash your hands afterward.


short answer: yes.

25 Nov 2012 07:51 AM
queenalice     

cajunns: Trust fark to pick the most dumb sentence in an article for the headline but then that's what fark is all about isn't it.


again: yes.

25 Nov 2012 07:52 AM
edmo    [TotalFark]  
Yeasty?

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25 Nov 2012 08:01 AM
ubermensch     

quatchi: Getting a real rise outta this one...


You suck. Nice reference.

25 Nov 2012 08:22 AM
Ready-set     

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: If love is yeast, this lady looks to be baking sourdough...


I'm thinking matzo.

25 Nov 2012 09:22 AM
Kurmudgeon     

hogans: I'm thinking she banged the baker.


Don't forget the butcher and the candle stick maker.

25 Nov 2012 09:24 AM
tillerman35     
Sounds like a line from Pat Benatar song.

Love is a Battlefield...
Your Love is Like a Tidal Wave...
Love is the Yeast...
(Not during passover, though.)

25 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
vudukungfu     
I wrote a poem to explain to kids down at the community center how bread is made.

Yeast is the beast
That has a feast
and makes the bubbles rise.

25 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
JackieRabbit     
Repeatedly stupid new plug for Fifty Shades of Gray, which I have not and will not read, because I have balls and know how to use them.

25 Nov 2012 11:06 AM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
Love is the yeast in our dill dough.

25 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
unfarkingbelievable     

GGracie: Nothing is more uncomfortable than yeast mixed with friction and jizz. That's a loaf you don't want to go near.


You fark guys when you have a yeast infection? Pardon me if I say that's pretty gross.

25 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
the801     
Christian and Anastasia (for all the "Fifty Shades" fans) won't discover heart-deep intimacy in whips, chains, pain and sexual intensity. Their deep wounds will be healed by sacrificial love (of which Christ is the incarnate example) and intimate relationship (both human and divine). Soul-deep intimacy is what we seek, and it's ultimately found in the God who created human sexuality.

so jesus wants to bang my booty-hole? um... oh, hell, why not? stick it in me, jesus!

25 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
Benjimin_Dover     

unfarkingbelievable: GGracie: Nothing is more uncomfortable than yeast mixed with friction and jizz. That's a loaf you don't want to go near.

You fark guys when you have a yeast infection? Pardon me if I say that's pretty gross.


It's how wonder bread is made.

25 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
AgentKGB     

25 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
leonel     
Good thing I'm making flatbread

25 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
BlaqueKatt     
wrong you cannot make beer out of love.

25 Nov 2012 07:16 PM
boinkingbill     
"When I explain through my writhing, screeching and life crouching that I am an "advent for heavy sexuality and spatuality," some assume I'm asinine"

25 Nov 2012 11:15 PM
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